The Great Ring Connection By Thatbard   Sung to the tune of "The Rainbow Connection" Why are there so many Songs about Gondor, And what's on the other side? Mordor's an empire, A cruel ruthless menace And now we've got nowhere to hide. So we've been told and, Some chose to ignore it -- I know they're wrong, wait and see. One day we'll find it, The Great Ring Connection The Hobbit, the Dark Lord, and me. (Preciousssssss!!) Who said that wizards Were all that they made out? Who said they know what they're at? One went to Moria, Met with a Balrog, And now he is toasty and flatttttttttttttttttttttttttttt...............