Frodo the Hobbit By Sarah   Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman" Frodo the Hobbit Was a small one can't you see With hairy feet and a hairy head at the age of thirty three He went up to Mount Doom to sell free hamburgers (for $100) But Gandalf said they can't be free if their $100 So Frodo got real mad and he threw a hamburger across the volcano in hit Gandalf in the head he got a pickle in his eye he shouted OWEEEE!!!!!! he fell in the volcano and burned his rear he flew out the top of the volcano and landed on the roof of his house   Frodo the Hobbit (version 2)   Frodo the Hobbit Was a small one can't you see With hairy feet and a hairy head at the age of thirty three He went up to Mount Doom to destroy the power of The Ring When Gollum tried to steal it back Frodo made him FLING!