Sam and Mr. Frodo By Nier   Sung to the tune of "Little bunny foo foo" Sam and Mr. Frodo, on the way to Mordor, takin back the One ring to the cracks from whence it came! Then along came gollum and he said, "dumb hobbit and master, on the way to mordor, taking my precious from smeagol and me! I'll give you one chance to give it to me, and if you don't, I'll turn you into gollum food!" little sam and frodo, on the way to mordor, choking on the ashes that sprang from the Black Land. then along came gollum and he said, "fat hobbit and the master walking through the Dark Land better give me precious or soon they will be dead. I gave you once chance, now you're going to be Gollum food!" Frodo and Gollum, struggling in the mountain, fighting for the Ring that wants to consume all Then gollum came along and, CHOMP! Gollum with the One ring, and a severed finger dances on the cliff and, whoops! All of middle-earth now, happily rejoicing, but no one wants to admit that Gollum saved the day