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Uruk-Hai dumber than cheese!
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Author:  Legolas___101 [ March 3rd, 2007, 12:28 pm ]
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Uruk-Hai have to be the most retarded enemies in the books/movie. they are sweet looking, but their armor stinks.

I crack up everytime when I watch the movie and legolas says "Their armors weak at the neck, and under the arms." That is the worst place to be shot and its not covered at all. You see them when thier running and their is a huge open spot right on their neck.
Author:  Guest [ March 3rd, 2007, 8:30 pm ]
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Lol, huh, I guess I've never really thought about that point before. :goofy:
Author:  sweet-contessa [ March 4th, 2007, 9:53 am ]
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yes, I agree!1 That is very annoying! :annoyed:
Author:  Aredhel Ar-Feiniel [ March 4th, 2007, 6:04 pm ]
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Haha they canna really be THAT stupid... I think it's just te make the good side look better :P
Author:  Guest [ March 7th, 2007, 2:13 pm ]
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Of course they're stupid. they're the wacked baddies who eat each other...:p
Author:  Risestel [ April 14th, 2007, 1:57 pm ]
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oh my gosh. that made me laugh.

"Uruk-Hai dumber than cheese!"

Are you calling cheese dumb?
Author:  The Nightingale [ April 15th, 2007, 6:30 am ]
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Cheese isn't dumb.... it doesn't have a brain so it doesn't even know the meaning of dumb.

But yeah... and it's also another Captain Obvious moment, too.
Author:  Risestel [ April 15th, 2007, 6:14 pm ]
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^ good. no one insulted cheese.
Author:  The Nightingale [ April 16th, 2007, 9:41 am ]
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Insult cheese and you die.... especially monzerella cheeze.
Author:  Witch_King_of_Angmar [ April 23rd, 2007, 10:42 pm ]
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I know, the book Uruk-Hai were more.....intimidating than there rather pathetic relatives in the movies.
Author:  Aredhel Ar-Feiniel [ April 23rd, 2007, 10:45 pm ]
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Well I think the movie Uruk-hai did a pretty good job in doing their frightening and evil impression. I rather liked the way it was done. Maybe it's just me :P
Author:  Miriel [ October 6th, 2007, 10:31 pm ]
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Allonde thinks this seems to be in the wrong place...but about the Uruk-hai...they were good in some places, but in others, to fit the smaller plot lines PJ made, they were unrealistic. But don't get me started on the movie bloopers. :whistle:
Author:  Eldarai Alastar [ February 14th, 2008, 6:55 pm ]
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I thought the urak-hai were a little too "RAWR!! Lets eat man-flesh, and be all... dirty and gross! *pauses* oh, yeah. Find the halflings!!"

In the book they had a bit more IQ.
Author:  Aredhel Ar-Feiniel [ February 15th, 2008, 8:32 am ]
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A bit more, but not much... I mean they were barbaric creatures of darkness, so naturally it'd be the way they spoke and acted :P
Author:  Turwaithion [ May 4th, 2008, 2:15 pm ]
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Anyone notice thier name? Orc-folk. Yeah, real original Saruman. Give them something intimidating!
Author:  Eärendil The Mariner [ May 10th, 2008, 1:33 pm ]
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Going back to the main subject of the armour not being present under their necks and shoulders. Well, there's a pretty obvious reason why they didn't have any.

Reason: It's because they couldn't have any! :) Heh, if they had, they wouldn't be able to run and use their hands easily to fight with. Also, they wouldn't be able to turn their heads if their necks were covered in metal.

Even in Medieval times this sort of thing was thought about.

(Wow it's been quite a while since i posted anything on these forums
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