Dear Manwe,

Now, now, temper temper my lad. All things that you see before you will work out for good in the end. Do what you can to put Morgoth in his place, but I am afraid that even in all my wisdom and power, it is not possible for me to tell you anything about the future. Kinda sucks being the God of Everything every now and then, ya know? I would suggest you send Tulkas after that little scoundral though. He always did have a knack with dealing with anti-humorists.

In all understanding,
Iluvitar

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^ *sniffles* Thank you all so much! I'm so...so honored...*dabs at eyes*

I haven't been in the wine unless someone spiked it!

Arwen

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My other TARDIS is a police box.

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Dear Eowyn,

Hands off!! I get the king, you get the steward okay? Remember, I'M the beautiful decendent of Luthien who always looks perfect and you're just one of those savage, horse-breeders. Remember? Well, I have to go beg daddy for a few more silver pennies for this gorgous gown I saw at a shop yesterday.
~Arwen

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Dear Arwen,

You can have him! Now that he's the king and grew out his beard.. he's not all that attractive! My Fary is sooooo much better. He got the whole 'ranger' look and kept it! And we get to live in the beautiful Ithilien, and we won't have to worry about politics and the royal court and keeping everyone happy! No, we'll just get to sit back and watch. Oh by the way, I already bought that gown. I saw you looking at it and knew it would look much better on me so Fary bought it for me *smirks* later Your Majesty.

~Eowyn, Princess of Ithilien~

P.S. I was right, the dress does look better on me.


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Dear Eowyn,

HOW DARE YOU?!?!?! Too bad I found a different one that looks even BETTER than that old rag that you bought. HAHAHAHA!
I win. I totally win.

Arwen

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Dear Arwen

Your petty rivalry with that... ordinary mortal(not even a Numenorean mind you) is absolutely beneath you. Please, in the future, refrain from even noticing her presence, except to look down on her contemptuously.
But I am more worried about you shopping for a dress. Darling, that is absolutely unacceptable! The elf women of our line wear only dresses exclusively designed, made of hand wowen material from Lorien or Imladris. I insist that you hold up to those high fashion standards. My personal stylist has designed a "Queen of Gondor" spring line for you, and I will send it as soon as possible.

Your loving but concerned,
Grandmama Galadriel.

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Dear Arwen
Backing down now, are we? You havn't written. Just to let you know, that dress you bought was one of my old ones that I gave away because it has a hole in a very awkward place. But I bet you didn't notice.
Put *that* in your pipe and smoke it!

Eowyn. Whose husband is cooler and hotter (at the same time) than your's

Dear Arwen of Rivendell and Eowyn of Rohan,


Please consider couples counseling.


Sincerely,
Haldir of Lothlorien

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Dear Haldir.
Isn't couples counceling say, for couples? Unless you got some very whack information, Arwen and I are not a couple. I shudder at the thought. My Fary, however, is wonderful.
Eowyn of Rohan

ha i dont have any good ones....yet

Dear Legolas,

Wh ydo you get to b immortal?


Sincerely,

Aragorn

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Dear Grandmama,
Of course Grandmama, I will heed your advice and ignore that scoundrel, Eowyn, at every possible moment.
Oh, Grandmama, do send those dresses soon! All my old ones are getting so shabby, and out of style, and that is not very becoming for a Queen. I must get those dresses, so I will be the most stylish woman in Middle-earth.

Your dear Grandaughter,
Arwen

Dear Aragorn,
I am immortal because I'm an elf! SO I GET TO LIVE FOREVER, GOT THAT? So I get to be the prettiest being in Middle-Earth for eternity!

Laughing at you mockingly,
Legolas
xxxxx

P.S. Do you think curling my hair would be appropriate? I don't want to make Galadriel jealous!

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Dear Legolas,

just the fact that you're an Elf, doesn'tmean that you have to be immortal. Look at Arwen, she's mortal. And she is also far more beautiful than you will ever be. And please don't curl your hair, you don't want us to laugh about you, do you??

Friendly Greetings, Aragorn

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Dear Aragorn,
You're just jealous because I have more fan girls! Arwen is so over-rated, I mean, she's a brunette! I bet Galadriel is SO ashamed of her! And, I mean, look at you! Your hair is SO greasy! I bet you wish Arwen was so like me!! I bet my lucky brush on it!
Yours Faithfully,
Legolas
P.S. Do you think violet makes me look kind of fat?

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Dear Legolas,

Jealous of your fangirls?! Please! I know all about them. They are terrible. They are the Bloomwraiths! At all times do they feel the presence of The Elf. They will not stop until you are found. And then... Well, I hate to think about it.

Sincerely,
Aragorn, Elessar, King of Gondor(yes King, you measly Prince, and since your father is immortal, you're not going to be King, ever!)

P.S. I don't think it's the violet.

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