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Author:  Captain Faramir [ October 1st, 2006, 4:58 am ]
Post subject:  Things I learned from LotR

*Never ever pass from the realm of Lady of The Wood since she could really go mad

* If you see Bilbo anywhere, be sure to adhere to him so you would live your greatest adventure ever

* Never betray the friendship of Saruman

* Never calls elves to make a close combat otherwise they are dying so easily

* If you fight, you have to learn to count at least till 35

* Never ever put the ring on your finger even though it seems so charming

Author:  Wingfoot [ October 1st, 2006, 6:48 am ]
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Heheh

-You know a wizard's gone bad when he starts shaping and growing his nails into small talons.

-Very much like cats, nazgul DON'T. LIKE. WATER.

Author:  Galadhrim_arrow [ October 1st, 2006, 4:23 pm ]
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Good advice Faramir! :lol:
Also, that in the shire, invitations are not required, so come to the first party you see!

Author:  Lady Erana [ October 2nd, 2006, 2:46 am ]
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:P

I've got another one:

- Never follow a smily, creepy, skinny man with a split personality if he leads you to a tunnel.

Author:  Captain Faramir [ October 2nd, 2006, 3:22 am ]
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Galadhrim_arrow wrote:
Good advice Faramir! :lol:
Also, that in the shire, invitations are not required, so come to the first party you see!


Hehehe Thanks Galahrim :D :D I thinks so too.

Author:  *Eowyn* [ October 3rd, 2006, 3:38 pm ]
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* A bite of lembas a day keeps the Uruks away.

* If it comes in pints, get one.

* Don't be hasty.

Author:  Dark, Queen of Angmar [ October 3rd, 2006, 6:34 pm ]
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*If it feels weird, don't touch it

*Always carry Galadrial's Phial around with you

Author:  Nauriel Rochnur [ October 3rd, 2006, 11:21 pm ]
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A nazgul knife in the shoulder is a bad thing.

Author:  Wingfoot [ October 4th, 2006, 12:07 pm ]
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When someone says 'don't follow the lights', don't follow them. Ever.

Author:  ~RinielAranel~ [ October 4th, 2006, 8:53 pm ]
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*There is always hope
*A wizard is never late!
*Never toss a dwarf
*Never trust someone who says "precious" every other word.

Author:  Firaeya Laisidhiel [ October 4th, 2006, 9:30 pm ]
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* Try not to trek through a swamp full of dead people.

Author:  Captain Faramir [ October 5th, 2006, 12:56 am ]
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~RinielAranel~ wrote:
*There is always hope
*A wizard is never late!
*Never toss a dwarf
*Never trust someone who says "precious" every other word.


Nice ones :D

Author:  *Eowyn* [ October 5th, 2006, 3:34 am ]
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* Never trust an elf.
* All you have to decide is what to do in the time that is given to you.
* Do not be so eager to deal out death and judgement.

Author:  Captain Faramir [ October 5th, 2006, 8:00 am ]
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Whooaa very serious lessons I think you have learned from LOTR well I am not that serious.

Author:  Fencing Maiden [ October 5th, 2006, 10:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Things I learned from LotR

Captain Faramir wrote:

* If you fight, you have to learn to count at least till 35

* Never ever put the ring on your finger even though it seems so charming


those two were good!

*sides ache from laughter*


* Hobbits don't wear shoes

*glee*

Which means I don't have to either. :)

Author:  Valinor Sunset [ October 5th, 2006, 10:46 am ]
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*It's always handy to have a wizard with a flashlight handy

*Comfort can sometimes come in very strange ways

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