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PostPosted: June 29th, 2005, 9:43 am 
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I don't know: maybe everybody knows this one already, but if not: it's really funny!

http://www.bagginses.com/ringlaughindex.html

One of my favourites:

Gollum's Movie Review
Master PJ did a good job, didn’t he?
No he did not, he trix us he did.
He isss so good, the elves in Helms Deep.
No he betray us, no elves in Helms Deep.
Go away, the Master will take care of ROTK.
He will trix us again, nasssty Master.
Noo, he won’t!
Yesss, he will!
Us don't like fat hobbits.
Yes, we do.
Us said he didn't follow Master Tolkien.
Fat hobbits not face nazgul.
Did it by the book, we say.
Not trix us, Gollum, Gollum.
He let us down, not go to Osgiliath.
Follow Master, we must.
Master PJ takes care of us.
We say good master.
Nooo, us be alone.
Us think it is wrong.
Tricksssy Tolkien.
Have own opinion, we say.
Gooo away!


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PostPosted: June 29th, 2005, 9:58 am 
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lol.. that's really funny! Thanx for posting it! :-D :bounce:

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Tee hee that is funny!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to click on the link and check out everything else!!!!BUAHAAHAAHAAHAA :-D


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PostPosted: July 3rd, 2005, 11:11 am 
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That was fun

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Cool site!!!!! Thanks for posting it.

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It so much fun it's not even FUNNY! :)

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PostPosted: August 21st, 2005, 12:27 pm 
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Hahah that is funny! I clicked on the link! yay! :)

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:laugh: :laugh: i love that one with aragorn, arwen, shower and shave... :lol:

try out also that one -> http://www.freewebs.com/battle_for_midd ... mepage.htm , section humor :)

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:laugh: that was sooo funny Cuilwen, thanks for posting that

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 Post subject: Re: LotR jokes
PostPosted: June 24th, 2006, 11:34 am 
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Cuilwen wrote:
I don't know: maybe everybody knows this one already, but if not: it's really funny!

http://www.bagginses.com/ringlaughindex.html

One of my favourites:

Gollum's Movie Review
Master PJ did a good job, didn’t he?
No he did not, he trix us he did.
He isss so good, the elves in Helms Deep.
No he betray us, no elves in Helms Deep.
Go away, the Master will take care of ROTK.
He will trix us again, nasssty Master.
Noo, he won’t!
Yesss, he will!
Us don't like fat hobbits.
Yes, we do.
Us said he didn't follow Master Tolkien.
Fat hobbits not face nazgul.
Did it by the book, we say.
Not trix us, Gollum, Gollum.
He let us down, not go to Osgiliath.
Follow Master, we must.
Master PJ takes care of us.
We say good master.
Nooo, us be alone.
Us think it is wrong.
Tricksssy Tolkien.
Have own opinion, we say.
Gooo away!


HAHA i just noticed that ... thats hilarious :laugh:

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PostPosted: August 29th, 2006, 4:51 pm 
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that was hilarious :roll: :roflmao:

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