Erm, well... I know this girl from school. She has seen all the movies but is a slow reader, so until I convinced her to about a month ago she didn't plan to read the books. she is now part-way through the hobbit. She is very into all sorts of lotr fandom stuff and she thinks that she wants to learn to speak elvish. We e-mail each other lotr jokes and ( more recently, sites about learning to speak elvish). She can do this super funny smeagol voice, and she will do it in class when the teacher is not looking so that I have to try to contain my fit of giggles until he has turned the other way again. We quote stuff back and forth to each other as we walk down the hallway. Stuff like that. Plot to build a model of bag end under the hill in my backyard. I think this is very nearly my longest post ever...
I'd do anything (I'm exaggerating, of course!) to speak Elvish fluently. I'd love to do that.