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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: July 6th, 2017, 1:50 pm 
Warden of the Knight
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I would never offer to fight Bolg one-on-one at the Battle of the Five Armies because he would probably just have his cronies attack me when I wasn't looking. Besides, I would be too busy marching alongside the Orcs and Uruk-hai in Saruman's army to Helm's Deep so I could sabotage their war effort once we arrived... but once I was caught doing that I would have to admit that I also planned to ride one of the fell beasts into battle at Pelennor Fields for the same purpose.


1. Sing Gandalf to sleep and snatch his staff
2. Toss Sting off the bridge of Kazadum
3. Throw a birthday party for Saruman and fill his cake candles with black powder.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: July 18th, 2017, 8:04 pm 
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I would have to admit to Gandalf that I sang him to sleep so I could snatch his staff after I got caught throwing Sting off the Bridge of Khazad-dûm when it hit one of the falling stones and rang out with a mighty "clang". I would never throw a birthday party for Saruman and fill his cake candles with black powder because Gríma would have beaten me to it.

1. Invite Arwen to an intimate dinner party for two without telling Aragorn.
2. Tell Gimli there's a bearded lady bearing a wee bairn looking for him.
3. Tell Boromir that he's actually adopted and Faramir is Denethor's only legitimate heir.

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