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Return of the Rings: Mock Battle!! STARTING
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Author:  Alanna [ September 11th, 2011, 10:43 pm ]
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The Hobbits were beginning to be nervous after noticing that the pink, netlike, sticky threads were coming down in greater amounts. "Everyone should take cover!" Alanna cried, though he voice was somewhat drowned out by the screeching of the fell beasts overhead. At that moment something whacked her roughly on the shoulder and bounced off. "Ow!" she yelped, surprised, as her hand flew to her now-bruised shoulder. An apple was still rolling several feet away. It dawned on her that more would be coming.

The Elf who had arrived several minutes before saw an apple coming down near the head of another Hobbit and deftly shot at it with his longbow and arrow. Alanna, whose shoulder was still smarting, retreated to the outskirts of the forest with the Elf and handed him a torch. "If you wouldn't mind giving those arrows of yours a little spark, I'll try to tell everyone to watch their heads!" She gazed in dismay at the growing number of wounded Hobbits, some clutching their heads, others grimacing from the pain of a bruised arm.

Alanna motioned to the waiting ninja hobbits. "Apparently the Ringwraiths are too scared to come to the ground for combat," she said.
Author:  Anduril Vanlhach [ September 12th, 2011, 5:59 pm ]
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"Wooooooooooooooooo go Lithoniel!!!!" cheered Anduril before subsideing into a fit of giggles as she watched variouse Hobbits fail to take cover quick enough, and get caught in the candyfloss.
Some wisely, and with great forbarance did not eat it - but these were very few. The vast majority of those caught could not contain themselves and happilly succumbed to eating their way out before falling into convulsions.
"Hehehehehehehehe :D"

Anduril swooped low enough to look Alanna in the eyes and stuck her toungh out, waggeling her fingers from her nose before soaring back above no-mans land and continuing to fire; laughing so much she almost fell off Bob.
Author:  Eärendil&Arwen [ September 13th, 2011, 7:21 am ]
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Earendil came to the battlefield with her fell beast Popcorn.. like vultures that expect their fill of doomed hobbit's flesh. She came to help to her Nazgul friends. She was determined to do her job best. '' Sorry for being late. I had been trying to do some hobbit shaped bombs.'' Said Earendil. Her deadly voice rent the air.

Popcorn was flying above the hobbits. He hadn’t eaten anything for 2 days.

:D
Author:  Anduril Vanlhach [ September 14th, 2011, 7:19 pm ]
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(come on Hobbit team - we can't do much more wihtout begining to godmod lol)
Author:  Tinker Bell [ September 18th, 2011, 10:48 pm ]
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Lithoniel rode back to her team mates and waited as the fell beats circled the air above her. "Welcome to the battle Earendil!" She yelled. Hidalgo stomped the ground, anxious to charge the Hobbits again. "Easy boy!" she said, giving him a pat. Looking up at Anduril and Earendil as their fell beasts circled above her, she called out "What can you see? What are the hobbits up to?"
Author:  Eruraina [ September 21st, 2011, 2:53 am ]
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Eruraina watched as a few others joined the battle. But she stayed back, watching. And laughing at how they seemed to be winning.
"Mother, wonderful shot with the candyfloss!" she cried to Anduril. "Lith, you go girl, with those apples! And welcome to the battle, Earendil!"

Eruraina rode a little further, then raised her sword in the command that sent giant marsh mellows hurling towards the hobbit's side of the battlefield.

(Yeah... come on hobbits! You can do this! Lol!)
Author:  Arabella Baggins [ September 24th, 2011, 12:13 am ]
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(I believe I'm the only Hobbit left now! :( )

Thankfully, the elves still owed Ari a favor after the last Christmas party (don't ask--she was sworn to secrecy), so they arrived promptly. Ari and Alanna filled them in on their plans and watched as several of the Elves dispatched themselves into the forest, to wait to launch a sneak attack on the Nazgul. Ari ducked as another apple was lobbed their way. She picked one up off the ground and examined it, feeling sorely tempted by the shiny red fruit. She had just gotten her braces off a week before, meaning that her two-year orthodontist-mandated ban on apples was over. Surely just a bite couldn't hurt...

A fell beast soared over her head, and she chucked the apple as far away from her as she could. "You won't get me that easily!" she yelled to the Nazgul. "We're smarter than we look, you know! We won't trust your apples! We've seen Snow White!" Another apple soared towards her, and Ari had to dive to the ground to avoid being hit.

"Watch out for the marshmallows!" she cautioned her companions. "These Nazgul are so naive, thinking that will tempt us. Unless they have giant graham crackers and Hershey's bars to go with them, I'm not interested. On second thought, make that grahams and Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups!" she laughed. "Okay, elves! At the ready!"
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