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Post subject:  Posted: July 4th, 2006, 3:55 pm |
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The bartender growled at Will, and in another seconds time Will was slapped again. Except it wasn't from Jack this time, it was from the fat bartender behind the counter. And it wasn't much of a slap either, more of a punch with a hard fist in the chin.
Jack jumped backwards dodging Will's body. After the noise had settled Jack peeked out from his yellow fan to eye Will. "Ye all right Turner?" he said in a whisper.
"Cou'se 'e's all right!" yelled the toothless bartender. "Now come o'er 'ere and thank me ye little lady!" Jack didn't have time to react. The bartender had reached his chunky arms over the counter, grabbed Jack by the waiste, and had yanked him over, making Jack's belly lay on the counter. Then and there the bartender closed his eyes and gave Jack in what he called a kiss of love......
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Post subject: Posted: July 5th, 2006, 1:51 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: July 5th, 2006, 2:03 pm |
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Will saw the ceiling as he was falling to the ground. He landed hard on his back which knocked the air out of him at that moment. Pain began to surge up his spine and an aching sensation ran through his jaw. Will layed on the floor motionless for a while. He just stared at the ceiling and tried to regain his breath.
Next thing Will saw was Jack's feet in those horrid purple shoes, hanging over the bar counter. He then heard the bartender's statement and that made Will jump to his feet in no time.
Once standing, Will had the sick sight of Jack and the fat bartender kissing. "Ewwww....gross," Will said to himself as he turned his gaze away.
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Post subject: Posted: July 5th, 2006, 4:49 pm |
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Jack started to push away by kicking his feet and swinging his arms around in the air.
The bartender still held Jack in a wet kiss, keeping Jack in place by holding his head with two thicks hands.
Jack started to make noise, but whether it was yells, whimpers or curses, one will never know.
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Post subject: Posted: July 5th, 2006, 8:59 pm |
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Will couldn't stand the sight of poor Jack being abused like this, so he grabbed ahold of Jack's ankles and pulled with all his might to get him away from the fat bartender. "You let her go, you sick man! I said let her go!" Will yelled but of course you could hear some grunts along with it.
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Post subject: Posted: July 6th, 2006, 1:43 am |
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Finally to Jack's relief the wet kiss smacked away from him. He smirked but only for a moment when he felt a sharp pull to his ankles. "Ah!"
The fat bartender sneered at Will and made a strange animalistic sound in the gut of his throat. "NO! She's mine!" He grabbed Jack by the wrists and yanked him back.
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Post subject: Posted: July 6th, 2006, 2:15 am |
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There was now a tug-of-war fight between Will and the bartender, but instead of fighting over a long piece of rope, the rope was Jack Sparrow.
Will pulled as hard as he could but he couldn't release Jack from this stocky man. There was only one other option. Just then Will released Jack's ankles and pulled out his sword. "You will let her go sir or I will slice you from navel to nose!"
Will remained fixed with his sword drawn out and his legs wide and bent in an attack position.
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Post subject: Posted: July 6th, 2006, 2:20 am |
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The bartender released Jack in the quickest motion possible. Jack slid off the bar with a loud thud. "Ooof..." air came out of his lungs, which was unfortunately worse for Sparrow, seeing as though he already couldn't breathe from the bloody stupid corset wrapped around his abdomen.
The bartender put his arms up, "Hey, you! You're a mangy pirate! Get ou' o' 'ere this instant! And put that thin' down..please.." His double chinned throat gulped.
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Post subject: Posted: July 6th, 2006, 2:32 am |
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"Now that's better!" Will placed his sword back in his sheath and nodded at the bartender.
He bent over looking at Jack and said, "Oh my dear lady! Let me help you!" He extended his hand to Jack. "Let's be on our way and away from this perverse man!"
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Post subject: Posted: July 6th, 2006, 3:07 pm |
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Jack took his Will's hand and felt himself being dragged upwards. Jack moaned, clenched his jaw and put the fan back infront of his face. His black underlined eyes glanced at Will's and he whispered, "..I can't..I can't bloody breathe.."
The bartender looked at Will with a twitching eye. "Now..get ou' o' 'ere before I throw ye ou'!" He lifted a fat thumb and gestured towards the door.
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Post subject: Posted: July 6th, 2006, 4:01 pm |
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Will looked at Jack with large eyes. "Can't breathe?" Will said to Jack in a whisper. His brown eyes turned to the bartender as he gestured for them to leave. "And get out we shall!" Will said this with his nose turned up in the air. "Come Odette," Will said as he walked briskly with Jack in his arm out the tavern door.
He then pulled Jack quickly to the right side of the tavern behind some bushes where it was dark. "Jack are you going to be all right....you look quite blue." Will stood there with his hands open out to his sides as if he didn't quite know what to do with them.
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Post subject: Posted: July 6th, 2006, 4:04 pm |
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Jack rested up against the wall and grimaced his face, "Thanks the compliment..." He coughed and finally made use of that ladies fan, but of course, fanning himself.
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Post subject: Posted: July 8th, 2006, 1:50 am |
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Pippin wrote: Jack rested up against the wall and grimaced his face, "Thanks the compliment..." He coughed and finally made use of that ladies fan, but of course, fanning himself.
Will looked at Jack somewhat puzzled and said, "Are you sure you'll be all right? We need to get to the ball now. It's only a couple blocks away."
He gave Jack a pat on the back and said, "Do you think you can manage pirate?" He smiled and laughed._________________ <center>
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Post subject: Posted: July 8th, 2006, 2:33 am |
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Jack heeved himself upwards, trying his best not to tear the bloody corset off with his bare hands. He brushed past Will and bumped his shoulder in doing so. The purple shoes on his feet got stuck in the mud once in while as he tried to manage in them. He then glanced back and Will with a hateful glimmer in his eye then said, "...ye better pay me back for this Turner..."
He hiccuped, nearly twisted his ankle again, and moved on.
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Post subject: Posted: July 8th, 2006, 4:23 pm |
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[~hides~ I am SO sorry... I forgott all about this.... ~hides again~ Shall I just jump in?]
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