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Suddenly Edward's helpless face revealed a small smile with the lips closed. His dark sad eyes brightend up to happy marbles. He looked at the seat and shuffled his stiff legs over to it. His tight leather outfit squeeked as he slowly bent down to sit in the chair. His scissorhands snipped in delight.

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Mr. D hands him a packet then returns to his desk turning on his tv and connecting it to his computer, and starts lecturing about prehistoric america.

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Mr. D hands him a packet then returns to his desk turning on his tv and connecting it to his computer, and starts lecturing about prehistoric america.

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Magneto sighed and in a single thought, the door locked itself, the roof had repaired itself, and every student's legs was bound to the legs of the chair, which had fused with the floor. "Mr. Wonka, you will wish to check on your chocolate factories," he said. "I believe that there will be some suspicious activities inside. From what I heard, one of your main machines had imploded."

(Pippin don't respond to this> but he's bluffing)

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Mr. D hands him a packet then returns to his desk turning on his tv and connecting it to his computer, and starts lecturing about prehistoric america.


Edward glanced down at the packet that was placed in his lap. He stared at it, examining it like a young child examines a new object. He lifted his scissorhands and started touching the packet.

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Magneto sighed and in a single thought, the door locked itself, the roof had repaired itself, and every student's legs was bound to the legs of the chair, which had fused with the floor. "Mr. Wonka, you will wish to check on your chocolate factories," he said. "I believe that there will be some suspicious activities inside. From what I heard, one of your main machines had imploded."


Willy's face stretched to an enormous smile, "NO! That must have been just wonderful! Gosh darnit, I've should've been there!" He snapped his purple fingers making them squeek. "Imploded, imploded, imploded! Doesn't that sound neat?" He giggled to the class room, but seeing as though no one else was laughing his face grew quite serious and he looked at Magneto and said in a firm tone, "Well, even if one of my machines did imploded, my Oompa Loompa's would fix it in a jiffy."

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"Oompa Loompas? What Oompa Loompas?" Magneto continued. "I'm afraid to say this, but due to the concernation of pathogens in the substance that you supply to your workers, they are completely incapacitated. In simpler words, there was a disease that disabled your Oompa Loompas. I'm afraid your factories are not what they used to be." He went back to his desk and commanded to the class, "As for all of you, you will begin your assignment until the bell rings which, should be, about another fifteen minutes."

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Frodo stood very still as his gaze shifted from Willy's candy cane, to the argument that seemed to be becoming quite intese between Willy and this tall old man. Frodo walked behind Magneto's desk and began opening dwarers in curiousity while at the same time scattering papers everywhere.

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Elizabeth smiled as she hugged Will and then turned to Jack. "I'd be very happy to help."



Will hugged Elizabeth back and smiled with love. "Miss Swan, may I be so bold to say that you look ravishing at this moment." Will now was completely caught up in Elizabeth so his attention on Jack was taken away. Will's eyes never left Elizabeth's.

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Master yoda smiles at Obi Wan. "Feel the force no? not in these students i dont" He chuckles. "No control of the force they have not..."



Obi-Wan listened to Yoda as he spoke about the children, but his eyes remained shut. He looked as if he were sleeping. Obi-Wan then began to turn Yoda in the air like as if Yoda was an orbiting planet. The force became stronger and stronger and pretty soon Yoda was spinning extremely fast.

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Magneto saw the little hobbit dig through his things and in a minute, a large metallic hook grabbed Frodo by his clothes and had him against a wall where a metallic pole threw itself onto. Frodo was safe but hopelessly trapped. The class, under Magneto's glare, continued as if nothing had happened.

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"Oompa Loompas? What Oompa Loompas?" Magneto continued. "I'm afraid to say this, but due to the concernation of pathogens in the substance that you supply to your workers, they are completely incapacitated. In simpler words, there was a disease that disabled your Oompa Loompas. I'm afraid your factories are not what they used to be." He went back to his desk and commanded to the class, "As for all of you, you will begin your assignment until the bell rings which, should be, about another fifteen minutes."


"Oh Poppycock!" Willy rolled his eyes then walked to Magneto's desk and looked him in the eyes then hollared in his face, "Uh, you really shouldn't mumble, because I can't understand a word you're saying...'kay?"

He happened to then catch a glimpse of the poor hobbit hanging on the wall. "Oh, and I would like that have my little man back if you don't mind..okey dokey?"

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Will hugged Elizabeth back and smiled with love. "Miss Swan, may I be so bold to say that you look ravishing at this moment." Will now was completely caught up in Elizabeth so his attention on Jack was taken away. Will's eyes never left Elizabeth's.


Jack rolled his eyes sarcastically and let out a sigh. Will and his way of flirting with Elizabeth. Sickening. But suddenly, Jack thought he could play along with Will's flirting game for once. Jack grinned and said, "Oh yes, ravishing.." He stepped in between the two and was only about two inches away from Elizabeth's face as he said, "And must I say, that yer clothes are fitting ye very nicely today." Here he lays a hand on Elizabeth's side.

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Jamestown looks at magneto in awe. "SIR! is that really necessary!" he looks at the others in awe.

Master yoda smiles. "young padawan distracted you are!" he laughs and uses the force to make obiwan float around the room like a rag doll.

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(Madoc, I think Obi-Wan was spinning Yoda...not himself..right Frodo? EDIT: I've seen ye have edited it. Cool.)

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Magneto was thinking of another response to that but he just realized something. He was paid to teach not to argue with pathetic stubborn foolish people. He unlocked the door, released the students' legs, and unpinned Frodo from the wall. He announced to the class, "I would like to try to finish this assignment I have given you. It is only a brief review of what you should have learned the previous year. Answers will be posted in this room tomorrow so if you can't find an answer, don't kill yourself over it." He also remembered something else, You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

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