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Post subject: Posted: November 9th, 2005, 4:06 pm |
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AHHHHH!!! Padme screamed.
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Post subject: Posted: November 9th, 2005, 6:40 pm |
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"uhh well see it was all of Gollums fault yea thats right..." Sauron studdered
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Post subject: Posted: November 9th, 2005, 7:18 pm |
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"WHAT DID YOU DO!?" said Eowyn, slowly turning to face Sauron.
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Post subject: Posted: November 10th, 2005, 8:54 am |
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"Anakin!!!! Where are you?????" Padme screamed. She was not going to give birth without her husband there.
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Post subject: Posted: November 10th, 2005, 7:15 pm |
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"uh well uh you see the last time the barbies attacked he was amogst them and well he got catapulted across the yard to Sids yard yes thats right...he he..."
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Post subject: Posted: November 11th, 2005, 6:31 pm |
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"We are confused, precious, yes we are. Why doesss the human creature scream, we wonders?" Gollum said. "Gollum, shut up and get Padme a warm tomel, athelas broth, anything!" Eowyn yelled. Padme's screams had attracted the attention of most of Andrew's toys, and the pervy ones were coming to check out what was going on, so Sauron had to smack them away.
_________________ Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me: this loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven, secretly... secretly.... Fear can turn to love- you'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster: this repulsive carcasse who seems a beast, but secretly dreams of beauty, secretly... secretly....
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Post subject: Posted: November 20th, 2005, 10:57 pm |
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Ani-Darth came sprinting over. "She's going into labor!" Eowyn shouted. "And somebody trebucheted the male nurse into Sid's yard!" All the toys simultaneously coughed "Sauron!" "So who's going to deliver?" Anakin asked. "I am!" said Darth Vader. Eowyn pressed his transform button, rolling her eyes. Gollum scampered back with a damp cloth. Eowyn put it over Padme's forehead. "Hold her hand!" she yelled at Anakin. He did, and Padme continued to scream. (Somebody do something!) (I'm not kidding!)
_________________ Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me: this loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven, secretly... secretly.... Fear can turn to love- you'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster: this repulsive carcasse who seems a beast, but secretly dreams of beauty, secretly... secretly....
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Post subject: Posted: November 21st, 2005, 8:43 am |
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"PLEASE!!! HELP ME!!!!" she screamed.
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Post subject: Posted: November 21st, 2005, 11:03 am |
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(Ok, I'm back to play my characters! Sorry guys)
Ani-Darth looked around. "Where's OBi-Wan?
Maybe he can help." He looked at Padme
remembering his dreams. Frodo who came to stand nearby noticed his troubled expression.
"What is it?" he asked.
Ani-Darth looked at Padme, then up at Frodo.
He was wondering where Dath Sydious toy #77677
was. He needed his help to save Padme.
"Don't worry Padme," said Ani-Darth. "everything will
be alright. I promise you."
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Post subject: Posted: November 21st, 2005, 11:55 am |
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Padme smiled. "Thanks." She continued her labor.
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Post subject: Posted: November 21st, 2005, 5:41 pm |
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Joined: 18 August 2005 Posts: 419 Location: there, inside your mind
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Gollum started berating Ani-Darth for even mentioning Sidious. "Are you crazy? You saw the movies about fifteen times and you STILL think Sidious will save Padme? I expected the Chosen One to be smart. Maybe we just overestimate peoples' virtues, precious." Padme started another round of screaming and Gollum scampered off to re-dampen her towel.
_________________ Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me: this loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven, secretly... secretly.... Fear can turn to love- you'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster: this repulsive carcasse who seems a beast, but secretly dreams of beauty, secretly... secretly....
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Post subject: Posted: November 21st, 2005, 11:11 pm |
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"Ani, can't you do some Jedi trick and take some pain on yourself? Surely there is something like that in your little magic book?"
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Post subject: Posted: November 22nd, 2005, 8:47 am |
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"Obi-Wan..." she sighed. "ANAKIN!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU??? If you're going to see Palpatine I will personally kill you. You've seen the movies!!!! Just let me be in peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Padme yelled.
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Post subject: Posted: November 22nd, 2005, 12:26 pm |
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(Uh, Ani-Darth is with Padme)
Ani held Padme's hand tightly. "No, I can't."
he replied. "And Jedi don't have magic books."
"But if I could..." he said looking sympatheticaly at Padme.
The Palpi-Darth Sydious transformer toy
sat back in the shadows of the cupboard
smiling to himself.
He sensed Ani-Darth's thoughts.
He got up to go where they were all gathered
around Padme. "Oh, dear." he said. "Let me help."
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Post subject: Posted: November 22nd, 2005, 12:27 pm |
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(Uh, Ani-Darth is with Padme)
Ani held Padme's hand tightly. "No, I can't."
he replied. "And Jedi don't have magic books."
"But if I could..." he said looking sympatheticaly at Padme.
The Palpi-Darth Sydious transformer toy
sat back in the shadows of the cupboard
smiling to himself.
He sensed Ani-Darth's thoughts.
He got up to go where they were all gathered
around Padme. "Oh, dear." he said. "Let me help."
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Post subject: Posted: November 22nd, 2005, 12:28 pm |
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(Sorry. Dumb forum erorrs! Next time I see one I'll just trust that my stuff was posted.)
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