Ooo, can I join please??
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1.What's the 1st RHCP song you've ever heard?
Venice Queen
2.Which song officially got you "into" RHCP?
Slow Cheeah. I love that one. Or maybe Venice Queen. That was like love at first sight. Lol.
3.Which song has the most sexually explicit lyrics?
Can't say that I know that one. *Shrug*
4.Which song has the most wholesome, squeaky-clean lyrics?
Universally Speaking? That's pretty clean.
5.Which song has the best use of background vocals?
Pass
6.Which song features the best John Frusciante guitar solo?
Pass
7.What is the best song "short song"? (pea, if, pretty ittle ditty, they're red hot, etc)
If
8.What is the best cover song?
Pass.
9.Which song sounds the most "sacharin" (sugar-pop)?
Pass.
10.Which song is the hardest rocking?
Around the World.
11.Which song is the most painfully dirty and retarded funk?
Pass.
12.Which song sounds the fuzziest (however you interpret the word fuzzy)?
Cabron. I don't know why. Lol.
13.What is the best B-side?
Quixotic Elixer.
14.What is the best Pre-BSSM song?
Higher Ground.
15.What is the best song to listen to right before you fall asleep?
Scar Tissue.
16.What is the best song to listen to the moment you wake up?
Dani California (Or Snow) because they wake you up. Lol.
17.What is the best song to work out/excercise to?
Get on Top.
18.Which song has the funniest lyrics?
Pass.
19.Which song has the best intro?
Venice Queen.
20.Which song has the best outro?
Road Trippin'.
21.What is the most overrated song?
I Like Dirt. Gah, that's gotta be the worst one.
22.What is the most underrated song?
Pass.
23.What is the best non-single played live in concert?
Venice Queen.
24.Which song did you used to HATE but now you LOVE?
Pass.
25.Which song did you used to LOVE but now you HATE?
Pass.
26.What is the best song featuring Chad Smith's talent?
Pass.
27.Flea's talent?
Pass.
28.John Frusciante's talent?
Pass.
29.Anthony Kiedis' talent?
Pass.
30.What is the best RHCP driving/roadtrip song?
The Zephyr Song.
31.What song features the best "AK scatting"?
Pass.
32.What is the most mainstream radio song?
Hmm, Dani California or Snow?? *Shrugs*
33.What song has the best dueling guitar/bass?
34.What song is the most in-your-face?
Get on Top.
35.What is the most boring song?
I Feel Love.
36.What is the most unique song?
Otherside.
37.What is the jazziest song?
Pass.
38.What is the most mellow song?
A Certain Someone.
39.What's the most fun song to play yourself (on guitar/piano/drums/bass/etc)?
Lol, I don't play instruments.
40.Which song would you have most fun singing in Karaoke in front of an audience?
Pass.
41.What song do you sing along to yourself EVERY time you hear it?
Slow Cheetah.
42.Which song would you most want played at your wedding?
Ack, toooo many! Venice Queen, Havana Affair, Slow Cheetah, If, A Certain Someone...
43.At your funeral?
Don't Forget Me.
44.At your BBQ?
By The Way.
45.What song would you most want to hear while you were havin sex/making out?
Lol, pass.
46.Which song reduces to to tears because it is so beautiful?
Pass.
47.Which song do you turn to when you are feeling stressed/depressed?
Make Me Feel Better.
48.Which song do you turn to when something amazing just happened?
Can't Stop.
49.Which yet-to-be-released song off Stadium Arcadium will become the most successful radio-single?
21st Century prehaps?
50.What song combines dirty funk, sweet pop, laid back, and hard rocking all into ONE SONG?
Pass.
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I passed on a lot of those.
*Shrugs* Ack well, we learn more every day. *Coughs*

And anyway, I have a good RHCP mentor to advise me. Lol.
EDIT: Dear me, about 10 typos in that 1st time round. I had to edit like 4 times.

Ah well, tis late after all.