Blather as always?

*dumps cookie jar on [s]Scabberfrier[/s] [s]Scabberfoo[/s] Scabberfyer's head*



wonderful, meaningful, long, substantial posts of course. have you learned nothing the past 826 pages, dear Ea?

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Wow...posts. The new year has done us well.



Ooooo I love it!

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Proud Member of the The Evilishy Nazgûl Alliance for World Domination
{Beri}

LOL. That was good. xD


Awesome new banner! We'll get this evil running machine up in no time.

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THE HALLOWFEST 2010
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I think it need a bit of gas, does anyone have some.

I know LDM... that's why I wanted to try something new...

*draws suggestions from the hat*
Ahh nice handwriting... er... *cough* and I'm almost positive it's [s]not[/s] mine... *cough*
How about working on the titles.. more....? Since Anduril forbid any discussion of ze titlesss in the titles thread?

*draws another one*
Ohh same handwriting...!!
Integrating new animals in the herd. The pinkvuins, llamas, fell beasts and and chickens are so inbred by now...
And new mascots would be nice as well.

Hmm Kit and Beri... please take that surprised look off your faces. The NC has been posting well and evilly since the beginning... we're like the Uruk Hai.. we never tire... or actually the Uruk hai is like ze Nazgûl...

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*raises hand*
I agree. On both *nodnod*
And I suggest penguins. I have my own penguin army, with a large number of miniature armoured penguins and one giant penguin who can smash anything. They rock. And they're very useful. Penguins<3 What say you?

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by Lembas

Alright...another member of the board thinks that he/she is evil and brave enough to join the thread of evil and randomness?...so...evil randomness? We'll see, my fellow...

You have to know...this club has a long traditon and beeing evil isn't that easy as it looks like. You have to learn to be evil. I'll explain you the rules of the club now, so you won't get eaten by a fell beast (that means, you'll get eaten by a fell beast anyways, but I musn't tell you because of this whole you-musn't-scare-new-nazgûl-thing)

- You're a nazgûl. That means you can't die. that means you're cool
- You have to be evil. All the time. Exept from the days which don't end with an "y"
- Whenever you begin a conversation about the word "undead", you'll suffer a terrible death...um...undeath
- You get one of these awesome fell beast things
- You get one of these totally trendy and cool scary black robes
- Since this find-the-halfling-who-has-the-One-Ring-and-bring-the-One-Ring-back-to-Sauron (acctually we wanted it for ourselves, so we could rule Middle Earth) thing failed, our mission is to paint middle earth pink (and be scary and stuff)
- You have to enter your very own evil nazgûl title
- Jumping off cliffs is fun (when you can't die)
- Throwing others from cliffs is also fun (even when they can die)
- You get these pink cookie thingys
- You get one of these totally cool and awesome morgul blades
- You have to be evil and random, otherwise you're not a nazgûl

I hope you'll be a worthy member of the alliance of the nazgûl, the alliance of evil randomness and pink cookies

Yours, gollum the tiny-welcomer-of-new-members-nazgûl

(Warning: We won't pay you anything, when you're eaten by a fell beast, thrown off a cliff, thrown into Mt. Doom or in the terrible case when someone steals your cookies, it's your own thing to make revenge)

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*throws gollum of a cliff, just to see what happens*

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by Lembas

Somehow I miss too much that way... my comp is still dead...
@Silme: You don't actually plan to bring your penguins to MORDOR, DO YOU?!
Because TWO armies is ONE too many!

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<center>COME TO THE DARK SIDE! WE HAVE COOKIES!!! ~NC~</center>

Wow gollum.... That sounds shiny... may I join? Pick me, pick me, meee!!
I mean may I re-join... I was one of the first members and I never got a welcome speech, welcoming is a rather new thing... In fact I don't quite understand why people of this board can resist this calling when you get so many privileges... Nazgûl's got everything worth dreaming of.

Hmm someone should make a banner with the benefits listed...
I was wondering if we should go on a recruiting spree to get new members, fresh blood muhahaha.

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Eä! Welcome back! I'll personally make sure gollum give you one of those speeches, as soon as I can dig her up from wherever she landed under that cliff...

@Arwen: I can keep my army outside Mordor, if you like. *nodnod* Their all mine anyway

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by Lembas

Thank you Silme Din... though I didn't noticed I was ever gone... did you have your short term memory checked recently?

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@Silme Din: I'm fine with that
btw, I don't think I've seen you around here already.. welcome
(yeah, I know, I've not been the most active member recently...)
However, I am commander of the Mordorian Cactus Army. You don't know how USEFUl they are! you can decorate them as [s]christmas trees[/s] christmas cacti, stab ppl with their spines.. oh, you'll find out ^^
*paints a cactus pink*
*glares at it*
something's missing...
*paints the spines yellow* aaah, a LOT better now!

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hmmmmm did you know that Hai means folk in black speech. I'v found a new way to get fresh blood moohahahaha (but i'm not telling, its my evil plan) And i think hamsters should be our new mascot.

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Made by Lembas

And are those Hamster-hai the new way of getting fresh blood? I think Anacondas should be our new mascots. Antarctican Anacondas--the really really really hard-to-see-and-not-well-known ones. And they come with a plus--they don't steal cookies!!

*throws bowling ball at Scabberfyer, teh*

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