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Post subject:  Posted: March 13th, 2007, 6:03 pm |
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*muttermutterpoutandmoremutter*
Meh.. I write the longest post of the past 10 pages at least to make up for my absence and get no (alright... almost no) credit at all. Sorta reminds me why I sorta left the club to sorta go into sorta self-chosen exile until page 1000 of Doom.
*morepoutingthatabsolutelydoesn'tsuitaNazgûl*
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 6:04 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 6:22 pm |
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ooh, Darkeh agrees with that...
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 8:13 pm |
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Muahahaha we're national now.
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 8:46 pm |
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We've always been national. Never been anything else ^^
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 9:17 pm |
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Woah, people! Listen up for a second!!
*claps hands like the French chefs*
This post was, magnificent! *does French kissing motion, with fingers from mouth*
And I think it deserves a wee bit more recognition. Righty ho.
Eä The Magnificent Nazgul with *GASP* b a t t l e s c a r s wrote: *glomped from several sides*
Umm... if you go on like that I'll soon have more b a t t l e s c a r s to show off *coughcough* I mean if you go on like this I'll have to drag my fell beast away from her never-ending pineapple diet and make her flame-bite you til you cry for mercy, you miserable, pathetic minions!! Roarrrr!!!
I am not only an original Nazgul, high-ranker etc etc, I am one of the founding... ehh.. mothers, first member to join, co-responsable for the Great Nazgûl Reformation established during the un-tolerably long absence of Witchy (and it was like soo not okay Witchy, shame on you!), proud Legolas-torturer, official press coordinator and self-proclaimed recruiting-campaign leader, fierce banner-requester (which reminds me, shouldn't we have a new banner counting down to page 1000 or raising the general awareness on the forum that we are about to overtake it with teh awesome page 1000 of Doom and fell candy?).
*pause*
Hmm... where was I...?
*laughs evilly while trying to get back on track, hoping no one notices*
Ohh yeassss....
I have been here during the WT war, through numerous paintings and re-decorations of Minas Morgul and Barad Dûr, I have grown an army of cacti (or at least helped cactus-Arwen nursing it...!), I have bred the word PINKVUIN, though unfortunately I haven't had time to breed real living pinkvuins aka pink pinguins yet...
I am teh Eä. Fear my wrath!!!
Muhahahahahahahah
[/evil voice]
So anyone's up for tea? That was quite thirst-provoking...
*MAD APPLAUSE*
*trumpets and fanfare*
*the crowd rages*
*they throw money and roses*
*they throw candy and kisses*
*they throw confetti and rotten tomatoes*
Ahem. The Noob Nazgul is about to speak.
Boooooooo, get down from there ya blitherin'...
Oh sheddup would ye?
*silence*
Much better.
Now, since Ea is pretty much our honorable veteran Nazgul, I vote we take down that bloody white tree at Gondor [it's liek SO out of fashion right now] and carve a statue of her instead. A BIG statue, savvy? One our fell beasts can perch on.
And as to that banner,  I volunteer! _________________ <center>
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 9:21 pm |
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Fencing Maiden wrote: Woah, people! Listen up for a second!! *claps hands like the French chefs* This post was, magnificent! *does French kissing motion, with fingers from mouth* And I think it deserves a wee bit more recognition. Righty ho. Eä The Magnificent Nazgul with *GASP* b a t t l e s c a r s wrote: *glomped from several sides*
Umm... if you go on like that I'll soon have more b a t t l e s c a r s to show off *coughcough* I mean if you go on like this I'll have to drag my fell beast away from her never-ending pineapple diet and make her flame-bite you til you cry for mercy, you miserable, pathetic minions!! Roarrrr!!!
I am not only an original Nazgul, high-ranker etc etc, I am one of the founding... ehh.. mothers, first member to join, co-responsable for the Great Nazgûl Reformation established during the un-tolerably long absence of Witchy (and it was like soo not okay Witchy, shame on you!), proud Legolas-torturer, official press coordinator and self-proclaimed recruiting-campaign leader, fierce banner-requester (which reminds me, shouldn't we have a new banner counting down to page 1000 or raising the general awareness on the forum that we are about to overtake it with teh awesome page 1000 of Doom and fell candy?).
*pause*
Hmm... where was I...?
*laughs evilly while trying to get back on track, hoping no one notices*
Ohh yeassss....
I have been here during the WT war, through numerous paintings and re-decorations of Minas Morgul and Barad Dûr, I have grown an army of cacti (or at least helped cactus-Arwen nursing it...!), I have bred the word PINKVUIN, though unfortunately I haven't had time to breed real living pinkvuins aka pink pinguins yet...
I am teh Eä. Fear my wrath!!!
Muhahahahahahahah
[/evil voice]
So anyone's up for tea? That was quite thirst-provoking... *MAD APPLAUSE*
*trumpets and fanfare*
*the crowd rages*
*they throw money and roses*
*they throw candy and kisses*
*they throw confetti and rotten tomatoes*Ahem. The Noob Nazgul is about to speak. Boooooooo, get down from there ya blitherin'...Oh sheddup would ye? *silence*Much better. Now, since Ea is pretty much our honorable veteran Nazgul, I vote we take down that bloody white tree at Gondor [it's liek SO out of fashion right now] and carve a statue of her instead. A BIG statue, savvy? One our fell beasts can perch on. And as to that banner, I volunteer! Oh my word. Ea, I never saw this post...*bows down* Forgive a Nazgul slacker who does not read everything!
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 9:38 pm |
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How to Make an Enemy
1.) Choose a friend, because it adds to the intrigue. Like a really close friend.
2.) Pull a Montresor and chain your friend to a wall. In a moldy basement or crypt.
3.) Preferably while they're fairly sick and/or you'v eled them by acting like a friend.
4.) Minus the killing.
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 9:39 pm |
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How......evil. I LIKE IT! Now where are my instructions on how to clean a toilet using a cat?
EDIT: FOUND IT!:
Toilet Cleaning Instructions:
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash."
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that
there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely, The Dog
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 9:43 pm |
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^hah! nice...
a splendid idea, dear FM! I shall go fetch my union of orcs on strike that is, at the moment, lazing about at the Gate eating watermelon seeds... *bribes out union of orcs on strike with bananas* *goes to drag my fell beast out of the closet (whom I've decided to reknight Hitler II)*
I've noticed that I've been a bloody disgrace for an Official Torturer of the Nazgul Club... a title I gleaned... *counts* approximately 800 pages ago, by the way. I shall persevere at being more active 
wrong smiley.
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 9:45 pm |
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*pats LDM* It's okies. As long as you're back...it doesn't matter ^^
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 9:45 pm |
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Ok then...
*backs away in corner*
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 9:52 pm |
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Sidenote on making enemies:
If your friend still insists on being your friend after that, immediately issue a restraining order.
Okay, I'm done.
OH HA HA.
PS.NET BANNED ME XD
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 10:04 pm |
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Quote: Now, since Ea is pretty much our honorable veteran Nazgul, I vote we take down that bloody white tree at Gondor [it's liek SO out of fashion right now] and carve a statue of her instead. A BIG statue, savvy? One our fell beasts can perch on.
I'll eat your face off if the statue is anything other than a pineapple. _________________
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 10:09 pm |
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I defy the pineapple! Defy defy defy!
*whoops madly*
Gasp. So that's where all the watermelon seeds went. I had my suspicions.
If your fell beast is Hitler, mine is Karl Marx.  _________________ <center>
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 10:10 pm |
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No yu wont. Ile unleesh a mispeling vyrus iff yoo doo.
"Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the Nazgul party!"
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