"You know, when you're beat boxing, it sounds like you're scratching a record." Ryan Seacrest. Nothing gets past him.

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"Welcome to the real world." - Morpheus, Matrix

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"You're the villain, Peter. I'm the hero."~Sylar, Heroes.

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Ah, you can't get enough of those famous Jack Sparrow quotes - in two words: simply halarious.

Beckett: You're mad!
Jack: [grins]Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't, this'd probably never work.

Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack: And I owe them all money.

[Giselle and Scarlett are fighting]
Jack Sparrow: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
[Giselle slaps Jack]
[Scarlett slaps Jack]
[Jack turns around and slaps Gibbs]

Barbossa: [Captain Barbossa and Captain Jack Sparrow are both trying to give orders] What are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?
Barbossa: No, what are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?
Barbossa: No, what are you doing?
Jack Sparrow: What are you doing? Hmm. Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The Captain of this ship is giving orders!
Jack Sparrow: [thinking] My ship, makes me captain!
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: That makes you Chart-man!
Pintel: Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand!
[They glare at him]
Pintel: Sorry, I just thought that with the Captain issue in doubt I'd just throw in my name for consideration. Sorry.

Captain Sao Feng: Jack Sparrow, you have paid me a great insult.
Jack Sparrow: That doesn't sound like me.

Jack Sparrow: Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before.

Elizabeth Swann: [watching a huge fight among the pirates] This is madness!
Jack Sparrow: This is politics!

Jack Sparrow: And that was without a single drop of rum!

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"I am he [she =P] that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death."

Haha, I love Jack.


"I miss him already."
"I know, he is quite charming."
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain!"
~Jack Sparrow, AWE

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"I do." - Elizabeth
"Great!" - Will

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<i>(Dean continues on telling his version of the story)</i>
Sam: So you and this guy, Curtis, you were in the same house?
Frat Guy: Yeah.
Dean: You heard of what happened to him right?
Frat Guy: Yeah, he said it was aliens... but you know, whatever.
Sam: Look man, I know this all has to be so hard...
Frat Guy: Not so much.
Sam: But I want you to know...I'm here for you. <i>(pause)</i> You brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here. <i>(hugs him)</i> Too precious for this world.
<i>(cuts back to actual time)</i>
Sam: I never said that!
Dean: You're always saying pansy stuff like that.

Sam: Dean. this is a very serious investigation. We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah... blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah!

Sam: Dude... were you on my computer?
Dean: Uh...no...
Sam: Oh really? Cuz it's frozen now, on bustyasianbeauties.com?
(Dean walks away)
Sam: Dean!! Would you, just... don't touch my stuff anymore, okay!?!
Dean: Why don't you control your OCD?

Sam: (yelling) Your dirty socks in the sink! Your food in the fridge!
Dean: What's wrong with my food?
Sam: It's not food anymore, Dean! It's Darwinism!
Dean: I like it.

++++ Supernatural 2x15 Tall Tales

Dean: Friggin' cops.
Sam: They're just doing their job.
Dean: No, they're doing our job, only they don't know it so they suck at it.

Dean: (referring to the bank guard) I like him. He says "okey dokey".

++++ Supernatural 2x12 Nightshifter

Sam: Listen, I’m your brother, all right? I just want to make sure you’re okay.
Dean: Dude, I’m okay! I’m okay, okay? I swear, the next person that asks me if I’m okay, I’m gonna start throwing punches!

(driving a minivan)
Dean: This is humiliating. Feel like a freakin' soccer mom!

Sam: All right, Dean, it's just we've been at Bobby's for over a week now and you haven't brought up Dad once.
Dean: You know what, you're right. Come here, I want to lay my head gently on your shoulder. Maybe we can cry, hug, maybe even slow dance.

+++++++ Supernatural 2x02 Everybody Loves a Clown

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Eragon: [thinking] Saphira, can you find us?
Saphira: I never left you.

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Now for the role of Monty Python quotes

"In that case, I will have to kill you." - Three-Headed Knight

"Run Away!" - King Arthur

"I'm invincible!" - The Black Knight

"I am your king" - King Arthur
"I don't vote for you!" - The weird person.

"I've had worse" - The Black Knight

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries." - French Guy

"Had enough, eh?" - Black Knight

"She turned me into a newt!.....I got better."

"It's only a model."

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

"Ahh, don't be such a baby."

"I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?" - French Guy

"What are you doing in England?"
"Mind your own business."

"Get on with it!"

"You must return here with a shrubbery or else you shall never pass through these woods alive!" - Knights who say Ni

"At last! A Call! A Cry of Distress!" - Sir Galahad

"Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head!"

"Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."

"In a very real and legally binding sense."

"Perhaps he was dictating."

"You have to know these things when your king." - King Arthur

"Hello. Daffy English Kniggits!" - French Guy

"Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time." - French Guy

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Ooh, I love Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

The Black Knight: "I'm invicincible!"
King Arthur: "You're a loony."

King Arthur: "You make me sad. Come Patsy."

King Arthur: "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

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MONSTERS INC.

Mike: Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.

Sulley: Hey, did you lose weight, or a limb?

Randall: Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin?
Mike: Okay, first of all, it's "creetin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Randall: [chuckles evilly] You still think this is about that stupid scare record?
Mike: Well... I did. Right up until you... chuckled... like that... And now I'm thinking I should just get out of here.

Mike: Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees - which is good news for you reptiles - and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED. Get up, Sulley.

Sulley: See that, Mikey? Ted's walking to work.
Mike: Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.

Mike: One of these days I am really... going to let you teach that guy a lesson.

Roz: Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly, for once.
[Mike smiles innocently]
Roz: Your stunned silence is very reassuring.

Sulley: Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy but I don't think that kid's dangerous.
Mike: Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me.

Henry J. Waternoose: Well hello, little one. Where did you come from?
Sulley: Mr. Waternoose.
Henry J. Waternoose: Ah, James. Is this one yours?
Sulley: Ah, actually that's my uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir.
Mike: Yeah, it's uh, "Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day".
Henry J. Waternoose: Hmm, must have missed the memo.

Mike: What a plan. Simple, yet insane.

Mike: I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.
Sulley: Spoons?
Mike: That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek.

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"You can't do that! You're a monk!"
"Actually, I'm just a friar." ~Van Helsing

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--"This is going to be just like senior year, except for funner." (Elle Woods, Legally Blonde)
--"You got into Harvard Law?" (That Guy that I don't remember the name of right now)
"What, like it was hard?" (Elle Woods, Legally Blonde)
--"You think that I am a child, but you are wrong. I am much younger than that." (Ester, One Night with the King)
--"A couple of geniuses I am working with here." (Miss Congeniality)
--"Surrender is totally acceptable." (Star Wars)
--"That would give me nightmares if I was less secure in my life." (Dom from TTT Commentary)

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"Life is merely an illusion, albiet a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein

My favorite quote. =) May I join?

Ivreniel hasn't been here for a while, our poor members list is sadly out of date, but I say yes, and what I say must be.


PE TEACHER: Perogative? I don't know what that means.
Me: *pats on back* Well that's why you're a PE teacher.
~My life.

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*laughs* That is great!

Cody: *reading his strongly worded letter* Sir, notice I didn't say Dear Sir.
Zack: Oh, that is really going to make him cry.\
-Suite Life of Zack and Cody

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