It began with the forging of the great pans. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And eleven, eleven pans were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else, desire power. For within these pans was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another pan was made.
In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the "Bow and Arrow" forged in secret a master pan, to control all others. And into this Pan, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.
"One Pan to Rule Them All
One Pan to Find them
One Pan to Bring Them All
And in the Darkness Fry Them"
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Owner of "The One Pan" (To rule them all)
Smeagollum (Thank you Bow and Arrow)
The Forger of the One Pan:
Bow and Arrow
The Planner of the One Pan:
Lithium
The Bane of the Pans:
Anduril Vanlhach
The Secretary of the Pans:
~Goldleaf~
Elven Panbears (Nazguls):
1. *Bella Swan*
2. Murtagh's Misery
3. Ellethwen
4. Nauriel Rochnur
5. Shadowcat
6. Tigerlily Merewen
7. Elenthari
8. Captain Faramir
9. Tintinnabulator
10. Pigrider
11. Witch_King_of_Angmar
Loyalties (Those Loyal to the One Pan):
1. Risestel
2. Freya Baggins
3. Aerlinn
4. Alice Cullen
5. Erubadhriel of Lorien
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The Battlegrounds
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SLOGANS:
Main
"When life gives you Rings, turn them down and get a Pan. "
Other
"Who needs rings when you've got pans? Sauron didn't have any plans. But WE do!"
"Rings are for wusses. Pans are for REAL people."
"When in doubt, reach for your [s]Ring[/s] Pan!"
"The Pan never fails you, but the Ring failed us all."
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SONG:
The Pan is great the Pan is Good
The Pans been known as Robin Hood
The Pan will bring us wealth and power
The Pan strikes exactly on the hour
The Pan destroys goblins and orcs
The Pan commands the knives and forks
The Pan brings peace the Pan starts wars
The Pan defeated the fearsome Jaws
The Pan is single but the Pans not lonely
Worship the Pan for the Pan is Holy
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RECENT NEWS!
4.10.07 - We have new secret headquarters! There are at [PM me if you wish to know]. Also, these are secret headquarters. This means that there should be no mentioning of where they are or any details about them.
4.18.07- We have begun our attack on Middle Earth! Here are the battlegrounds.
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>Thank you Shadowcat
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That is a terrific story you got going there Smeag. -wink wink- I practically fell off my chair laughing.
