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Joey [Friends] on why he peed on Monica after she'd been stung by a jellyfish:

"If I had to I'd pee on anyone of you."

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My current fave..which for some inexplicable reason I've been saying to anyone that'll listen to me.

"Would anyone like...a peanut?" [Shaun, Shaun of the Dead]

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"Blue, no... Green! Augh!" - Monty Python

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Married Artemis Fowl on July 16, 2007
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The Seemingly Nice But Actually Really Nasty Nazgul
School ate my life. *sigh*

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^ By me and my SS *squiggle hugs*

One I randomly say in my head all the time and I have no clue why:

I'm not shouting! All right I am. I'm shouting I'm shouting I'm shout---" [Clue]

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going on a journey through my old claims

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^ I say all of those... all the time.

I also say...
"It burns us, Precious!"

"An' I ceeen't stan' 'im." <-- Singing in the Rain

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Married Artemis Fowl on July 16, 2007
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The Seemingly Nice But Actually Really Nasty Nazgul
School ate my life. *sigh*

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^ By me and my SS *squiggle hugs*

I love using; But why is the rum gone? xD


^ & those of course

firefly;
We're still flying.
That's not much.
It's enough.

Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Big [darn] heroes, sir.

chuck;
Yeah, Tang's minions, they're everywhere! He's like the dark Lord Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Only instead of the ring of power he's taken over control of the assistant manager-ship.
Yeah, from me, thanks for the reminder.
You got it, man. Look we need your help, Chuck.
Me, what am I suppose to do? I'm just...
One small hobbit? So thought Frodo Baggins, my friend; so thought Frodo Baggins!

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Hoodwinked:

The Wolf: I knew it! Never trust a bunny!
Twitchy: Never trust a bunny!

Twitchy: The criminal you are looking for cannot be found at the bottom of the mountain; he resides at the top in a cave fortress where my companions are trying to detain him.

Boingo: Dolph, tie up the brat; Liesel, hold the book; Vincent, get the truck; and Keith... darn it change your name, please. That's not scary and I'm embarrassed to say it. Boris, try that. Keith, ya know, OOOO Watch out for Keith!

She's The Man

Viola: So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers...brethren?

Viola: Speaking as a completely third party objective with absolutely no personal interest in the matter...

Justin: *blocks goal* That's right. Didn't score on me last half, won't score on this half! I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie!"

Two of the most quotable movies of all time.

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i'm back for a little! i'll see how this visit goes.

Yay for Firefly quotes.

Wash: Yes...yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it...this land. I think we should call it...your grave! Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now DIE! Oh no, God, oh dear God in heaven...

Simon: I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Jayne: "Dear Diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. [flips page] Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

Mal: Now think real hard. You been bird-doggin' this township awhile now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater

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Warning: Pushing Daisies quotes ahead.

"I asked you to not to use the word zombie, it’s disrespectful. Stumbling around, squawking for brains, that's not how they do. And undead? Nobody wants to be un-anything! Why begin a statement with a negative? It’s like saying I don’t disagree. Just say you agree."

"You were strangled to death with a plastic sack. That's probably an odd thing to hear, but I wasn't sure how to sugar coat it..."

"I hate to be a bad host, but I'm sort of exhausted from chasing your coffin."

"Then you haven’t been hugged properly! It’s like an emotional Heimlich. Someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again."

"This isn't strange. Eccentric, maybe, in a quaint way like dessert spoons."

"You know, Digby, if you think about it, we've already been murdered once. How many people or dogs can say that? You know what we are? We're the walking dead on Halloween! If anyone should be scared, it should be them."

"Yeah, different like purple and mauve."

"It's pretty much I bake pies and wake the dead. I live a very sheltered life."

"Musing on the idea that you want to set someone on fire doesn't mean you really want to set them on fire, it's just the thought of it that makes you happy. But only for a second, then you feel bad, but that second can be a lot of fun!"

"See, that idea might make a stupid idea feel better about itself."

"What's great about knowing? When you lift up a rock, do you find whipped cream? No, you find bugs. I say 'no' to knowing."

"I mean it's a broad generalization, but my guess is that an attractive man who makes pies for a living shouldn't even spend a short amount of time in prison."

"Oh no, see, this is how it all ends. Some weird guy comes in saying stuff that don't make no sense. And by the time your head realizes 'Hey, this weird guy makes no sense,' your guts are all over the window."

"We are giant, enormous idiots. And don't you say 'gi-normous' because that ain't a word"

"That's the most tragic story I've ever heard. Notwithstanding the big ticket items like genocide and famine, but tragic nonetheless."

"Rule Number One: don't buy fish on Monday. Rule Number Two: Don't poke an angry German."

[Ned on finding out he has two half-brothers named Maurice and Rolston]
"I'm glad Dad got so fun and creative with naming after I left. 'Goodbye, Ned. Hello, Mercutio and Ribald!'"

"I didn't murderer anyone. There was no malice or forethought. Okay, maybe, accidental, involuntary manslaughter."

"You know, I'm glad you did it. It makes the worst thing I ever did seem insignificant."

"She thought you and I were a couple now! It's crazy! It's like imagining us as hobbits, or on jet packs, or as hobbits on jet packs!

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SOme House quotes which absolutely make my day!

House: "You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."

Wilson: "Can this wait five minutes?"
House: "Is she dying?"
Wilson: "Yes."
House: "Before the end of this consult?"
Wilson: "They could build monuments to your self-centeredness."

House: "Everybody's happy until they unwrap the pretty present and find they got a wall clock in the shape of Africa."

Wilson: "I lied. I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaved, a year ago. It's a little experiment, you know, see where you draw the line."

House: "[knocking on Wilson's office door] I know you're in there! I can hear you caring!"

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O children, lift up your voice, lift up your voice,
Children, rejoice, rejoice..



It doesn't matter you don't believe in God, He believes in you.

Get away from her you b---h!
Ripley, Aliens (2)

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