Kay. I was bored, so I came up with this. Naturally, being the typical insane Elem that I am, this is an extremely, absolutely, utterly silly game. But anyhow. It goes like this:

The first poster has to post a line. The second poster has to continue that line-so it's like a story-but this time he/she has to post more than 1 line. Then the third poster continues the story, this time posting more than the number of lines the last poster posted. And so on. Let's see how far the story can go-how many lines it will take. It could be a bit confusing-but we'll get used to it. For example:

1st poster:
Johnny was a farmboy. (1 line)

2nd poster:
He worked in a large farm with many animals such as horses, cows, bulls and ducks. (2 lines)

3rd poster:
He fed the animals daily and showered them with love and care. However, one day, one of his beloved horses went missing. That particular horse was extremely close to him-Johnny worried day and night for its safety. He was determined to get his horse back. (3 lines)

4th poster:
And so on.

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Sounds like fun. So I start with 1 line?

There once was a very obsessed Lord of the Rings fan in North America.


That work?

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Yep!

She was sixteen years old, and had watched the trilogy uncountable times. She was so obsessed that she bought all three dvds and extended versions.

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He makes my heart beat.
My new obsession, ladies and gentlemen: Cloud Strife.
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She also met all of the LOTR cast encluding the extras. Her room was filled with LOTR posters, plush toys, action figures, clocks and calenders. Her friends were tired of her talking about LOTR at least 10 times a day..

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She obsessed over about Lord of the Rings so much that when it came to naming her children, she had already decided on Frodo, Pippin, and Merry.

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It was very ironic that when it came to time to marry her fiance's name was Sam! She decided that she should have to have thriteen children then! Poor Sam got so frightened that when told about this he decided he couln't marry this lunatic freak woman! What was he going to do she waasn't going to divorce him out of the fear of not finding another "Sam"

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He tried to discuss the matter with her but she wouldn't listen, saying something about how difficult it would be to find another such "Sam" and telling him that he didn't know how lucky he was to have her and yelling that she would commit suicide if he didn't stay with her. Poor Sam didn't know what to do and thus decided to sneak away from her and her family in the middle of the night. He started to prepare for his long journey away from her.

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He makes my heart beat.
My new obsession, ladies and gentlemen: Cloud Strife.
<img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e94/tainted-glory/cloudprettybar7mk.png">
Credit to: <a href="http://xxx-colorbar.livejournal.com/498.htm">x</a>

But as he was packing his bags, the over-obsessed lord of the rings nutter crept into the room. She took one look at him, and made the instantanious assumption that he had mistaken the wedding ring for Frodo's, and was now off to Middle Earth, and mount doom.
She switched on the light, drew out her Evenstar pendant, and cried, 'You have my sword!'
Then she rushed out of the room, grabbed her Legolas wig and bow, and rushed back in, exclaiming, 'And my bow.'

She then ran back out again and in -And my axe! she cried- already wearing gimlis outfit. Her husband was so freaked out he cried
"Look- out the window- a black rider!"

Well of course the insane lotr freak rushed outside and began chasing after the non-existant black riders with her bow, axe and sword. The husband took this oppertunity and ran out of the house-carrying with him all his belongings. But you see the insane LOTR freak had trained her ears so they were as sharp as that of an elf. She could hear him running a mile off. She rushed back after realising there was no black riders (and making a few neigbours a bit freaked out) and just as the husband was climbing in to his car she ran up to him and -