"You treacherous little maggot! I'll stove your head in!"

If someone told you that Gandalf was coming to visit you tomorrow, you'd say...

"WHAT?! Why would he want to see ME?! Oh my goodness, I've got to go shopping for some more Tolkien books...must be smart, must be smart..." *runs off*

If someone tells you that Frodo is nothing but a little, ugly, scrawny midget, you say...?

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God have mercy...Christ have mercy...*sign of the cross*

"Amen sistah!" lol *is mauled by all the crazy Lij fangirls*

If someone told you to dance around like Gollum (while wearing the loincloth) you'd say...

"only if you do it with me!"

if someone told you that you look like Frodo, you'd say...

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"nuh-uh! That's Jacoby!"

If someone told you that you looked like Gollum, you'd say...

"WHAT?? you'd better tell me what feature! if it's the hair i'll - i'll...!! oh, i can't even say what i'll do to you it's so terrible."

if someone told you that you had Frodo's eyes, you'd say...

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I'd say. "Aww thanks so much i didn't know my eyes were that blue!"

If a ring wraith was chasing you, you would

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Back from a long time.

^ Limwen

^ Eldarwen (sis)

*screams* "there's a Wraith in Missouri??"

if someone told you that Gollum was their best friend, you'd say...

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"Of course he is!"

If someone told you that you were being sent to Pluto for the rest of your life, you'd say...

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"try and make me!"

if someone accused you of cheating in a game of, lets say cards, you'd say...

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Well, I'm afraid I'd have two different responses for that, depending on what mood I'm in...
"Cheating? Fat Hobbit is always so polite. Smeagol shows them secret card games that no one else can play, and they say cheat! Cheat! Very nice friend, oh yes, my Precious, very nice, very nice indeed..." (Gollum mood)
or
"Pirate!" (pirate mood)

If someone told you this was either madness or brilliance, you'd say...

it's remarkable how often those traits coninside

If someone said to you, "Do you not know" you'd say...

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"Er...do I not know what? There's a lot of stuff I don't know, I'm afraid, but if you're quoting LotR...well, I cannot give you what you seek! So there!"

If someone asks you if you are an Elf, you say...?

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God have mercy...Christ have mercy...*sign of the cross*

"maybe at heart..."

if someone told you that you had a lot of characteristics of a dwarf, you'd say...

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But there are no dwarf women! lol

If someone told you that they didn't like hobbits, you'd say...

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" You wanna run that by me again...?"

If someone tells you that Minas Tirith is falling apart, you say...?