" NOO!!! We must save it!" *summons a billion people to save Minas Tirith*

If somebody told you that you had to fight in the battle of Helm's Deep, you'd say...

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*gulp* "um, ok i guess...just let me stand by Aragorn."

if someone told you that Liv Tyler, Orlando Bloom, and Billy Boyd were all signing autographs, and you had arrived too late, you'd say...

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^Thanks Gily!
<By Bubble Black

"*sigh* all my stalking has gone to waste..."

If someone told you that Ian McKellen, Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Liv Tyler, Miranda Otto, Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean, and Christopher Lee had just shown up at your door IN COSTUME on Halloween, you'd say...

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*faint!* *wakes up* May I have your autographs please? : ) and maybe.. a few pictures

If someone told you that they thought Elijah wood was a horrible frodo, you'd say...

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Thanks to Arwen for the beautiful Darcy banner & Pandora for the amazing Jasper/Alice one!!
~*~Team Jasper~*~

"hey. you obviously don't know what you're talking about. i'll let you off the hook this time, because no human being can say such a thing."

if someone told you that while you were gone, your little sibling smashed your computer, you'd say...

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"*makes wild strangling motions with hands, then stops and smiles sweetly as poisoned honey* Ooohhh Benny you just wait 'til Mom gets home... "

If someone tells you that Glorfindel is riding Asfolath down the road that passes your house, you say...?

*jumps out of chair and sprints to the door with a wild scream* "where is he?? where is he?! maybe he'll let me ride Asfaloth for a minute!!"

if someone told you that your nose was purple, you'd say...

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"Uh oh...you don't say? *dives for a mirror* I knew I shouldn't have eaten that purple bubblegum sucker!"

If someone told you that your hair had suddenly grown ten feet long, you'd say...?

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God have mercy...Christ have mercy...*sign of the cross*

I wonder how long it will take me to wash it...

If someone told you that Orlando is getting married, you'd say...

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Thanks to Arwen for the beautiful Darcy banner & Pandora for the amazing Jasper/Alice one!!
~*~Team Jasper~*~

"Oh, praise be! Finally he's settling down! Now let's just hope he stays true to the lucky girl..."

If someone tells you that Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli, are hanging 500 feet in the air from the top of a skyscraper by a frail, telephone cord, (and Gimli isn't exactly the lightest thing on the planet either) you'd say...?

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

"What?! Spiderman, get your big webby-fingers up there and GET THEM DOWN!!!"

If someone told you that you were an angel, you'd say...?

"Really? Where are my wings? I want to fllllyyy!!! "

If someone told you that Elijah Wood had to live in your place for a month, you'd say...

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Yay! *gets camera ready*

If someone told you that Josh Groban was having a concert in your hometown you'd say...

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Thanks to Arwen for the beautiful Darcy banner & Pandora for the amazing Jasper/Alice one!!
~*~Team Jasper~*~

"AAAAHHHH!!! *dashes off at rocket-speed to spread the news* GROBBY'S COMING!!! GROBBY'S COMING!!!"

If someone tells you that in five seconds you are going to turn into a forest fairy, you say...?

"um - uh - well..." *doesn't know if that's a bad thing or not*

if someone told you that Liv Tyler was having a baby girl (i hope i'm right in saying she's married and has a son, right? ) in a few months, you'd say...

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^Thanks Gily!
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"Hey, super! I hope the baby is as pretty as her mother!"

If someone told you that you had cancer and you were going to die in six months, you'd say...?

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God have mercy...Christ have mercy...*sign of the cross*