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Post subject:  Posted: July 22nd, 2009, 11:39 am |
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Heehee, thanks Llew! 
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<center> *Ring, ring*
*Ringgg, ringgg*
*Ringgg, ringgg, ringggg*
"Hello?"
"Hi Aragorn, it's Lord Elrond of Rivendell here."
"MY LORD ELROND!!!"
"Yes, it is. Look, chum, I'd like to have a little chinwag with you about my daughter Arwen."
"Oh, right."
"It seems she's very upset that you've left. In fact, it's getting quite concerning. She says that you never call her."
"Well, yes, I'm out risking my life on a quest. I don't have time to call her."
"She tells me that Legolas put you on the phone to her the other day and you weren't too keen to talk to her."
"It was a bit of an awkward moment, really."
"What's this about you not wanting to go to Wicked with her?"
"I never said that..."
"Look, chum. I know this is a bit awkward for all of us, but Arwen is my daughter and I care about her."
"Yes, I know. I tried to give her back her Evenstar when I left, so we wouldn't get into this situation, but she wasn't having any of it. She insisted that I keep it, and now, well..."
"I understand. It's been very nice having this little chat with you, Aragorn. I must dash now but do keep in touch, won't you?"
"Of course."
"Fantastic. So glad we could talk about this. Bye!"
"Bye then."
*Click*
*Click* </center>
EvenstarGirlie: Did you talk to Aragorn, Daddy?
LordofImladris: I did, poppet. But...
EvenstarGirlie: But what?
LorofImladris: Has it ever occured to you he might be just too busy to chat to you? Too tied up saving Middle Earth?
EvenstarGirlie: WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME AND KEEPING ME HAPPY?
LordofImladris: Dearest, we can't get into this conversation again. I'm logging off.
logged off
EvenstarGirlie: Hmph!
logged off _________________ 
~~Siggy by Lembas~~
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Post subject: Posted: July 25th, 2009, 3:11 pm |
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I can't help but love Legsy in this annyoing, ditsy, hyperactive incarnation.
OMG ROFL HOW RANDOM IS THAT? <3 <3
 *Slips back into lurker tree* _________________ 
and I'm still a dreamer, a believer
I've lost my faith in so many things but I still believe in You
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Post subject: Posted: July 25th, 2009, 3:19 pm |
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"MY LORD ELROND!!!"
Pure pwnage.
...I heart Legsy.  _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: July 25th, 2009, 3:34 pm |
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*adds more luuuurve unto teh Legsy*
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Post subject: Posted: July 26th, 2009, 6:14 am |
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Joined: 18 October 2007
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Here's some more Legsy for ya folks  Heeheehee!
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RedEye: logged on
MirkwoodPrince: Hahahahaha OMG someone’s online <333
RedEye: um… yes, quite. Who are you, exactly?
MirkwoodPrince: OMG don’t you know me??? ROFL it’s Legsy, stupid. <333
RedEye: Look here. I resent being called stupid, you hyper little twerp. And if anyone’s stupid, it’s you, you hyper, jumped-up spammer.
MirkwoodPrince: …
Can I have your mobile phone number? ROFL I want to send you a text <333333
RedEye: You most certainly can not have my mobile phone number!
MirkwoodPrince: Hahahaha classic LOLZ brb
RedEye: Idiot.
MirkwoodPrince: It’s okay, Aragorn gave me your number hahahaha lolz <3333 One moment…
<center> hey sauron lolz u will never guess where i am i’m on amon hen and frodo’s just gone missin LOLZ how random is that??? <333 hahahaha totally typical of him aragorn’s really worried tho!!! any advice??? <333 LOVE YA FOREVER xxxxxxxxxxxxxx </center>
RedEye: ……….*reads text*
You moron! Do you realise who you’re talking to?
MirkwoodPrince: Ummm… you? HAHAHAHAHA OMG CLASSIC HAHAHAHA LOLZ LOLZ <333333333333
BraveHobbit: logged on
……………
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
logged off
MirkwoodPrince: Hahahaha omg Frodo just totally wet his pants <3
RedEye: How can you tell?
MirkwoodPrince: OMG hahaha it’s what I’d do if I saw the Dark Lord online and I was carrying the One…
HeirofGondor: logged on
Legsy, get offline NOW.
MirkwoodPrince: Oh well byee!!! LOVE YA!!! <3 hahahaha OMG xxxxxooxxoxoxoxoxo
logged off
HeirofGondor: logged off
RedEye: Idiot. _________________
~~Siggy by Lembas~~
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Post subject: Posted: July 26th, 2009, 1:48 pm |
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Joined: 09 August 2006
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 Haha omg. *tear*
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Post subject: Posted: July 27th, 2009, 1:45 pm |
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Joined: 18 October 2007
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Hehehe Now... Legsy makes a shocking discovery
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LordofImladris: logged on
LadyofLight: Hello, dear! How is everything?
LordofImladris: To be honest, it’s a complete nightmare. This Aragorn business is getting out of hand. I keep trying to tell Arwen she should just go to the Grey Havens and forget him, but thinking about him and why he’s not calling consumes her.
LadyofLight: It’s Arwen’s choice, I’m afraid, and she’s always been a stubborn girl.
MirkwoodPrince: logged on
OMG!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE BOTH ONLINE! YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT’S HAPPENED!
LordofImladris: What, for goodness’ sake, what?!
MirkwoodPrince: OMGZ OMGZ OMGZ OMGZ OMGZ!!!
Boromir’s DEAD!
ROFL isn’t that totally typical of him?
LadyofLight: Um… is there something wrong with you?
LordofImladris: Do you know what being dead means, Legolas?
MirkwoodPrince: Um… ROFL <333 Ummm… that’s a toughie. Oooh I know this one… wait no I don’t… um ahahahaha LOLZ LOLZ hahahahaa OMG! <3
LordofImladris: It means you go to sleep. Forever. And you don’t wake up again. Ever.
MirkwoodPrince: You mean…
Boromir’s… not coming back?  </3
LadyofLight: Precisely.
MirkwoodPrince: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
LadyofLight: Utter moron.
logged off
LordofImladris: logged off
MirkwoodPrince: I never felt so alone… </3 rofl… rofl… classic…
<center> hey boromir u will never guess where i am i’m on amon hen and aragorn’s just said we’re gonna go look for merry and pippin OMG i wish u were here it would be so much more fun with u ROFL!!! <33333 </center> _________________
~~Siggy by Lembas~~
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Post subject: Posted: July 27th, 2009, 4:11 pm |
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Joined: 07 October 2006
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Location: In the snow.
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Hahaha, he got owned.
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Post subject: Posted: July 27th, 2009, 4:14 pm |
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in the words of O Legsy the Great himself:
ROLF ROLF OMG CLASSIC! <3 <3
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Post subject: Posted: July 27th, 2009, 4:31 pm |
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Joined: 24 January 2007
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Location: Erebor
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Hilarious I want to see some hobbits in this also! _________________ 
And all will turn to silver glass...
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Post subject: Posted: July 28th, 2009, 12:14 pm |
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Joined: 18 October 2007
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Thanks guys!
Heehee as well as a drunken Saruman I've thrown in a hobbit here
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WhiteHand: logged on
RedEye: THERE you are! Where have you been, you miserable little worm?
WhiteHand: I broke the pineapple gate… bring me the dinosaurus!!! &*^ hahahahahaaaaa
RedEye: Have you been drinking???
WhiteHand: I’ve had a few beers, but I’m cool to drive!
RedEye: You’re supposed to have been completing making me my evil army to send against Rohan. Why have you been drinking???
WhiteHand: I broke my head and blamed it on the ketchup ahahahahaaaaa hahahahaaaaaaa
no seriously dude I’m okay… I’m okayyy!
MirkwoodPrince: logged on
OMG drunkard alert ROFL classic!
WhiteHand: You, sir, are a baboon-headed punk.
RedEye: Get offline NOW, Saruman. I expect you to sober up by this afternoon.
logged off
WhiteHand: I’ll be good I swear… let me get my poncho…
logged off
MirkwoodPrince: They left me alone! </3
First Boromir, now them. When will the tragedy end? </3
MasterMeriadoc: logged on
Legsy is that you?
MirkwoodPrince: MERRY! ROFL YOU’RE ALIVE! <3
MasterMeriadoc: Yes, I am. The Uruks are only allowing me a few minutes online, so I’ll have to go soon. Legsy, it’s terrible! Are you coming to save us?
MirkwoodPrince: OMG yes. <3 Of courseee, silly billy! One moment…
<center> hey merry u will never guess where i am i’m in rohan and we’re runnin to come and save u hahahaha isn’t that random??? hope to see u soon and that u don’t get eaten by uruks. i hope they don’t eat ur brains then leave u in an empty field for birds to pick at your rottin remains ROFL!! Wouldn’t that be classic? luv ya foreverrr! Xxxx </center>
MasterMeriadoc: …thanks, Legsy, that, uh, made me feel much better.
MirkwoodPrince: NO PROBS!!! Hahahahaha ROFL <333
MasterMeriadoc: Gotta go!!!
logged off
MirkwoodPrince: </3 _________________
~~Siggy by Lembas~~
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Post subject: Posted: July 28th, 2009, 12:39 pm |
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Really funny dear!!! Great stuff _________________
And all will turn to silver glass...
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Post subject: Posted: July 28th, 2009, 2:32 pm |
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Hahaha, drunken Saruman is gold!
"You, sir, are a baboon-headed punk." _________________  Banner from Nellie
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Post subject: Posted: July 28th, 2009, 6:38 pm |
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Joined: 07 October 2006
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This cracks me up every time.
...Punk, hahahaha!
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Post subject: Posted: July 31st, 2009, 5:19 pm |
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Joined: 09 September 2008
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Oh, gosh, this is the best. I like Legolas and Arwen but this is pure genius. And Sauron's just sitting there rationally doling out insults... 
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