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Post subject:  Posted: June 6th, 2005, 7:12 pm |
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because he was trying to conduct a expirement of turning into a monkey, but only got halfway their.
Why is it so hot?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 7:13 pm |
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because the angels all ate some bbq potato chips
Why is grass green?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 7:14 pm |
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b/c god spilled all his green paint on the ground when he was painting the world
Why do we have 2 ears and 2 eyes but only one mouth?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 7:17 pm |
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If we had two mouths than smokers would smoke twice as much?
Why does it rain?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 8:59 pm |
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A:because the clouds are sad. the sun had just broken up with them soo ya...
Q: why did the tree drop an apple?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 9:02 pm |
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A: Because the apple said to the tree: "Drop me and I'll give you 1,000,000 dollars."
Q: Why is glass called glass?
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Post subject: Posted: June 7th, 2005, 3:10 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: June 7th, 2005, 4:26 pm |
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They have magical powers that influence viewers to instantly adore them
Why did I just eat a cookie?
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Post subject: Posted: June 7th, 2005, 5:03 pm |
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Because cookies are mean and they taunt us with their sugary goodness which causes us to subconsciously get mad at them and eat them to punish them.
What makes a fruit a fruit and a vegetable a vegetable?
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Post subject: Posted: June 7th, 2005, 6:58 pm |
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a vegitable is scientifically smarter so they have to have a longer name to make them feel superior/
what is the meaning of life?
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Post subject: Posted: June 7th, 2005, 7:02 pm |
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Why is the world round?
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Post subject: Posted: June 7th, 2005, 7:04 pm |
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squares take up too much room
what re stars made out of?
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Post subject: Posted: June 8th, 2005, 10:54 am |
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A flashlight with a invisible sugary coating that melts in your mouth if you eat it. The problem is how on earth are you going to get to fit.
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck?
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Post subject: Posted: June 8th, 2005, 3:21 pm |
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The woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a worm could, because his teeth fell out!!!
Why is it spring still?
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Post subject: Posted: June 9th, 2005, 12:10 am |
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Because the break up between the Sun and the Clouds was really harsh this time and the clouds won't stop crying. And the mosquitos and other summery insects are on strike and what's summer without them? (besides a good summer  )
Why is laugh spelt l-a-u-g-h and not l-a-f-f?
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Post subject: Posted: June 9th, 2005, 12:20 am |
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because the word maker didnt know about the letter F untill after he made that word.
why is blood red and not green?
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