It began with the cooking of the great Chickens of Power.
3 were to go to the French Fries, fairest of all foods.
6 to the Hamburgers in their grills of metal.
9 to the Pies, who above all else desired fillings...
With these chickens, they had the power to rule their race, but they were all decieved...
For there was one other chicken cooked...
In the land of Burgor, on the slopes of Mt. Shake... The Dark Lord Sippy-Cup cooked in secret another Chicken.
And within it he poured his Retaurededness, his Squirellyness, and above all else, his will to destroy all McDonalds around this fair land.

One Chicken to fry them all...

One by one the McDonalds fell to the power of the chicken.
...But there were those who resisted!
A last force of Pies and French Fries battled on the slopes of Mt. Shake for the freedom of McDonalds
Victory was near, but the power of the Chicken could not be undone...
It was at this momment when all hope had faded, that Apieoritto, son of the Apple picked up his fathers sword.
Sippy-Cup, the enemy of the free people of the McDonalds was defeated...
The Chicken past to Apieoritto, who had the chance to end evil forever- but the crust of pies is easily corrupted...
The Chicken betrayed Apieoritto to his death... And things that shouldn't have been eaten... Were.
But the Chicken insnared a new owner.
It came to the food Nacho and he took it to the Chocolatey Mountains where it consumed him...
It gave Nacho an extremly long experation date, for 2 years the chicken waited in the mold of Nacho's box.
Stuffiness crept back into the McDonalds.
The Chicken's time had come.
Te Chicken abandoned Nacho, but there was something the Chicken did not intend.
It was picked up by the most unlikely food imaginable.
A Tator Tot, Toto Taylor of the HashBrown.
But there would come a time when Tator Tots would shape the destiny for all.
~End?
~The Dark Lord has spoken!~