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TT watched her mother's face, reading her thoughts. [YES! I know you that well. ;)] "I am right", she grinned. "Yeah... that must have been". What else to say? "Fun? Being convicted of killing 7 people fun? You have a sick sense of that word" she joked. TT laughed otu loud. "That's right! But, you also told me that I was a genious, remember THAT?" TT winked.

[btw, PD, on a side note, PT has been laughing at me all day saying I should have known it wasn't you since, if it was you, you would have killed me off first. :lol:]


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PD, once again, gave her daughter a quizzical look but decided not to ask. She just shook her head and rolled her eyes good-naturedly. "Well, you know, in it's own way it was fun. Especially since I knew I didn't do it." she shrugged, "it was fun to think that all of you guys THOUGHT I had done it." PD joined TT in laughing. "I did say that, didn't I?"

(hmmm, now THAT is VERY clever and perhaps very true as well! Brava, PT! ;) See, you should have consulted your sister BEFORE the Hallowfest was over. ;) :P)

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"Whatever", TT shrugged. "I still wouldn't like to be blamed for something so serious", she winked. "but, uhm, I guess it's all okay now. You most certainly did! And I've got the quote to prove it", TT tauntingly waved around a peice of paper. "to go with the, ahem, other one". she winked.

[:lol: THAT is just evil, if you ask me. :P I hate to think you would have done that to poor me. :lol: Oh, please... PT didn't know all the facts ;)]


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Phh. I never even CONSIDERED Nurr to be the killer. I think I suspected everyone BUT Nurr, honestly.


(btw potr, I hate you so much right now. You don't even know. :P)

Potr tried to convince me that she was involved in the murders. And I was like "whatever, I really think it's PD." And it turns out that she actually knew who the murderer was all along.

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<center>THE UNVEILING:
THE 2008 HALLOWFEST

<i>Just what exactly happened here?</i></center>

"I'll tell you what happened!" Kit cried. The setting was clearly in the study. She was sitting in a comfortable chair, the room lit with simple lamplight. Puffs of smoke showed that Kit was enjoying a tobacco-subsituted pipe that added to the feel of the scene.

She gestured to the audience, wherever they may be, and tapped at the side of her head. "It's all up here. I know exactly what happened!"

[flashback - <i>dramatization</i>]

Kit's voice over could be heard omnipotently in the scene. "... Guests were all arriving in the most unique of fashion.

"BAM!!!" came a guest, barging in through the SOLID STEEL DOORS OF DOOM. "I R THE <b>HEADLESS HORSEMAN</b>. PHEER ME AND MY HAPPY PUMPKINS." And then, he unleashed the pumpkins!

"LE GASP!" pheered the other guests.

"Dude." <b>Kit</b> looked forlornly at the SOLID STEEL DOORS OF DOOM that were lying collapsed and pathetic on the floor.

"No, no. This be not 'dude'. This be Eliza." He said, "And there will be quarters for us!"

"In the closet."

".... For Eliza?"

"Both of you!"

"MY YOU ARE QUITE TALL, GRACIOUS HOSTESS." The Horseman cried out suddenly.

"Yes. Yes, I am. Guestroom for you."

"Thank you." And if one could, one would see that he had grinned just then.

<b>Fluffy</b> then mauled the Horseman and threw punch into his collar.

"Dude." said the Horseman.

Fluffy shook her head, "Not 'dude'. Fluffy." She smiled innocently.

<b>Nurrantiel</b> observes, scribbling furiously for her novel: <i>"Not 'dude'. [Insert original name]"</i>

Galatea held the happy smilers in her hand, "WHAT BE THESE PUMPKIN THINGS?"

"THEY BE MY HOBBIES. Don't judge me!" cried the Horseman.

Just then, a special guest, a witch!, arrived with her malfunctioning broomstick and crashed straight through the door and landed on the [s]gay[/s] good Horseman.

"LOOK! I AM A WITCH! A WICKED WITCH BECAUSE I AM, IN FACT, A WICKED WITCH!" the new guest introduced herself.

"Greetings, Wicked Witch! A pleasure to meet you, NOW WOULD YOU GET OFF OF ME?!" muffle-cried the [s]gay[/s] good Horseman.

<b>Saffron Orange</b> entered by doorknob. A very boring entrance but... THE SOLID STEEL DOORS OF DOOM were no match for the power of the hand. And therefore, collapsed instantly.

"Dude." Kit said again, staring forlornly at the door.

"No. Not 'dude'." Saffron greeted. "Orange. Saffron Orange."

And there were other guests and came and knocked down THE SOLID STEEL DOORS OF DOOM proving that the [s]gay[/s] good Horseman's door-fixing skills frankly <i>sucked</i>.

<b>Tar-Samara</b> did not like people who were unknowledgeable about movie trivia. So then, she proceeded to educate people in the mysteries of Sleepy Hallow and the Wizard of Oz and other things of such relation.

Kit offered an opening for Charlie and Chocolate Factory trivia.
It was the last time she did so.

<b>Taurquende, Mr. and Mrs. Haldir</b> showed up. Unfortunately, the most normal people there. Psh. Normal. Sooooo overrated.

But normal was then interrupted as <b>Elegost</b> decided to play bomb-hopscotch on Kit's windows.

Kit was not happy. Elegost was.

But then... this situation is normal. Ew. Normal.

<b>Fragile Silence and Aria Dissonance</b> came, not realizing that they would end up driving themselves mad with rage upon entering the mansion past the SOLID STEEL DOORS OF ROOM.

"DRINKS!" offered Galatea, obviously getting appropriately hammered. "DRINKS ALL AROUND! LOOK, PUMPKINS!"

"Oooooooh," looked the guests.

Tar-Samara then suggested something preposterous!

"... Maybe we should get some actual tools to help the [s]gay[/s] good Horseman fix the door properly?" she offered.

"Does thou have a toolbox?" Aria asked.

"Um... no, but I do have a toolbox of <i>trivia</i>."

"...."

"No, no toolbox."

Kit floated over just then, after spitting out a baby carrot.

"A <i>toolbox</i>, you say?" Kit exclaimed. "Why <i>I</i> has a toolbox!" She pulled out a toolbox just then: empty.

"GASP. THERE ARE NO TOOLS IN THE TOOLBOX!" Fragile cried.

"Of course there isn't! You asked for a toolbox, not <i>tools</i>."

"...."

"WHY. THIS TOOLBOX HAS NO TOOLS!" Kit realized! "Oh noes!"

[in the distance]
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" flailed Galatea.

[back with the group]

"Have you lent them out?" asked Fragile for she is very smart in thinking where these tools have possibly gone. Very smart. <i>Too smart.</i>

"PLIFF!" Kit cried. Pliff came promptly. "WHERE BE MY TOOLS?"

"I don't know where your tools are." Pliff said exasperatingly. "Yusef used it fix the window and told me to put it back. <b>Which I did.</b> And it really doesn't matter anyways because it's all a red herring. You've named me <i>Pliff</i> for goodness sake's and you've only let me appear two or three times."

Kit said one syllable. "Oh."

"Yes, <i>Oh</i>. If you'd excuse, I must be off secretly planning ALL YOUR DEATHS as the UNHAPPY, MISTREATED, MAID THAT SPEAKS PERFECT ENGLISH UNLIKE THE REST OF THE GUESTS." She storms off.

Kit looked to the audience and shrugs. "Well, majority of us are females and well... Yusef is just much more sexy."

[offscreen]

"HE'S FICTIONAL." We hear Pliff shout. [/ offscreen]

"WELL, SO ARE YOU, SO WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING?" Kit shouted back. She turned to her guests. "So... no tools. No fixed SOLID DOORS OF DOOM."

"Dude." they all said sadly.

"No, no." Kit waved a finger. "Not 'dude'. Kit. .... Yeah, just Kit."

Meanwhile, <b>Lady Death&Lord Death and such other people like Bubbles</b> arrived. The first pair creepy and the last waaaaay too bubbly. And yet, Bubbles is never suspected.

The irony.



Uh... end part I? Maybe not. :p I .... don't know where this came from, honestly.

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XD :lol:

I don't know where it came from, but I don't want it to leave yet.... dude. :roll:

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You had her die to avoid the lynch mob, didn't you, Kit?

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Turwaithion wrote:
You had her die to avoid the lynch mob, didn't you, Kit?


Who is her? >.>

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:roll:

I laughed so hard reading that. Wow, it's been a good two weeks. Absolutely amazing.

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*dies*

Part II! Part II!


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And part III... IV... V...VI...VII....XXXXVIIII....

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More, more! Bravo! :laugh:

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Kitoky wrote:
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You had her die to avoid the lynch mob, didn't you, Kit?


Who is her? >.>


Nurr. Why else wuld she die than flee the other ghosts?

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:lol: That's hilarious, Kit! You captured my love of food quite well. :teehee: More, more please!


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Lol Kit!!! I like it!!


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:roll: Dude, that was totally wicked. :teehee:


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