Because Dead_Leaves discovered things that not many people often find. The delightful lembas-like taste in bread!! Since no many people actually give thier sock a lick they never find find out that socks actually taste A LOT like Lembas bread!!!! But alas Dead_Leaves is one of the lucky ones that discovered (whether by accident or not) that socks are YUMMY!!!!!

Why do people think that love is a feeling that makes you float up in the clouds, when actually its very....confusing!?

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Answer: Because it is all an illusion. Created by none other than . . . Sauron himself. Why? Because, when he was born in a time where it was all about the love baby!, his mother (who by the way was a raving narcissistic lunatic) looked at him and screamed: "Dear God! What is that thing?!!!" For he looked like a cute furry hobbit and not like her. (Her looks are unknown now . . . all paintings of her have been destroyed) He was never loved by his mother. And as he grew older, none of the pretty women wanted a man who looked like a cute little hobbit. So, he was never loved by any woman in his whole life. And when he came to power, he decided to exact revenge on all, by making it oh so horrible to be in love. With twists and turns and nasty little detours, he made it so that only the strong could love one another.

Wow. That's actually kind of depressing. Hmmmm. I'm definately an incureable romantic. Too much on my mind.

Question: Why does Bob Spelled Backwards, always get the girl when he is groomed so well he could be mistaken for one? And have such pretty hair?

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(We shall use this smiley 8) to represent Bob)

Bob spelled Backwards 8) as we all know, is extremely good-looking, in almost a feminine way. Not very many people know why, however. I will tell you. Bob Spelled Backwards is so darn handsome because of the song "I'm a Boy" by the Who. You know, the one where the little boy is treated like a girl by his mother? All can be explained by the lyrics: "I'm a boy, I'm a boy/But my mother won't admit it" You see?

Is it really ALL yellow?

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Answer: No. It is not really all yellow. It's actually all turquoise. With a bit of black and white for the feng shui of it all. You know, yin and yang. Why? I don't know. You may want to consult the great hippo named Oom. Or maybe a koala. I don't know. Choose a wise animal of your choice, speak to it (preferably a female, because females know all and tell all and refuse to bow down to males - with the exception of a few dumb bimbos . . . that's off track though) in it's own language and then try and understand what is says back to you. But from there, you're on your own.

Question: Tell me, who decided that women were weak and men are strong? Man or woman? (I prefer the former )

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Once upon a time a consellation in the sky was formed to answer your question. If you look to the Northeast every Tuesday night you will see this consellation. It is most recognizable because the star in the center has stars around it at every 45 degrees.....Of course to interpret your answer to your question we must ask the guru from spain. His answer just happens to be something in spanish, since I do not speak spanish, it's all so very vague...Please try again.....



Why is my room so darned messy!?!?!?

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All the elves from "The Elves and the Shoemaker," having got themselves banished from the shoemaker's workshops of the world, got very very angry and moved into YOUR room! How lucky are you? Over the years, while you were at school, they moved stuff around and threw things all over the place, trying to find a shoe to work on! I would recommend hiding all your shoes, or wearing them.

Mmmm....potatoes?

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It's PO-TA-TOES!!! You cannot simply go around pronouncing that word like it's of so little importance! What other vegetable can you boil, mash, and stick into a stew? *exasperated sigh**mutters*....people...

Why does Willy Wonka hate chewing gum?

As we all remember when he had braces, so every time he tried to chew gum it would get stuck to his teeth. Too bad he didn't know it was the braces, he thought it was his own teeth! So, he thought any time HE tried to chew gum it would get horrribly stuck to his mouth.


I'm losing my touch ^(that was a horrible answer), why? Why am I losing my touch?

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Answer: Because you have been overwhelmed by the all around evil Toapycroswen who has infested your Big Wheels. Now no one is supposed to know about your Big Wheels and you secretly ride it 3 times a day and it gives you happiness for the entire day. Toapycroswen wants all the happiness for himself and wants all the insane and unknown for himself. A greedy *beep*, I know. But it is easy to rid yourself of him and be a happy, insane person again. First, you must dance around a May pole and frolic through fields. Then find all things funny and surround yourself with them and then laugh at yourself for all the stupid things you do and laugh so hard that you cry, can't breathe and fall to the floor twitching. He will be so scared of the happiness pouring through you and at the obnoxious sound coming out of you that he will flee you forever.

Question: Why is my printer possessed by evil spirits? And can I do to get rid of them?!

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Well, one day, you were particularly annoyed at your printer (it has never behaved anyway) and began yelling an incomprehensible jumble of what you thought be babble at it. Well, little did you know, it was actually Black Speech for "Evil Spirits please come possess my printer! I have cookies for you!" So now they all live in your printer and come out only at night to steal cookies from your kitchen (this also explains the recent cookie disappearances). The cure for this is quite simple: On the 6th Saturday of the 3rd month, you must don a loincloth very similar to Gollum's and dance around your computer singing whatever it was you yelled in the first place to the tune of "Row, Row, Row your boat", only backwards. While you do this, you must also throw homemade chocolate chip cookies (none of that cruddy store-bought stuff...the spirits hate that) at the printer and pour milk over it (the spirits must have something to wash those cookies down). After that, you must go to your room (still wearing the loincloth) and sit with both of your feet crossed behind your head and sing 100 verses of "Kum Ba Yah." When you have completed all of this, you are to put on your PJs and sleep above (not on) your bed in a somewhat vampire-like position for 10 hours. The next morning when you wake up, there's a 29.67% chance the spirits will be gone. If not, repeat this process as many times as necessary. If you have tried this 50 times and the spirits still have not left, they just don't like you and there nothing you can do about it except hide your cookies. Hope I helped!

Why the heck did I spend all that time writing that?

Because a moose ran into your house and put a gun to your head, demanding that you write out a very long thing, and also that you give him a cookie, but by the time you were done, he had wandered off, so you get to keep the cookie. Yay!


Does water float?

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Rip van Wiederschleffenishmidtenstein (Rip van Winkle's cousin, twice removed on his mother's side) wondered the very same thing. Does water float? If it doesn't, why doesn't it just sink into the ground? Luckily, Rip van Wiederschleffenishmidtenstein found the answer. Unfortunately, he is napping right now, and he gets very grumpy if you wake him up. Guess you'll just have to wait for a little while...like the next 57 years *shrugs*

Why is the person I want to be online NOT online?

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Because secretly he hates you, and is trying to avoid you because he knows your amazing powers of mind control will force him to tell you that he likes to eat worms. And if he tells you this, you will explode, setting off a chain of explosions leading to the meldown of a nuclear reactor. This is not just any nuclear reactor, this is the one that powers the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man, who has just been signed on for a role in Ghostbusters 3. If the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man cannot act in this movie, which is going to be even worse than the Ghostbusters 2, the world will end. And if the world ends he will not be able to see Ghostbusters 3, or the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man ever again, and there will definately never be a Ghostbusters 8100.

If there is not a Ghostbusters 8100, the great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren of you friend will not be happy, and they will riot, sending great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand childrenland into chaos, and the supply of great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand children will run dry. This willo cause the president to drop the soap, sending the world back into the dark ages.

Why are big toes big?

Answer: That is a VERY good question. Few know the answer. Lucky for you, I happen to be one of the few. Big toes are big because . . . *trumpets sound . . . drumroll* when we first evolved from the Hungarian Wasp Eating Snail, our feet were more just like huge blobs. No toes what-so-ever. But they were all slimy and almost clay-like. Anyways, one day a huge clan of us were blobbing around and literally ran into a clan of Big Foots. Now, as we all know, Big Foots obviously have big FEET. Anyways, they took a liking to us and thought we were cute little stupid creatures. In fact we were (and haven't exactly evolved from that). So they took us under there wing and realised we had no toes. "But all creatures that walk on 2 or 4 legs MUST have toes! So we all match!" But there was an argument among the clan about how many and what sizes. Lopsided, equal, big, small, one, ten . . . were the arguments that went on and on. Finally, the Head Honcho clan leader walked up. It was a known fact that he looked very similar to us and was very stupid. But they all followed him because of his BIG toe. He decided that they should be fashioned after him, so big toes were carved out followed by 4 smaller toes of equal length. Needless to say, we followed that lead of the Big Foots until we supposedly could go out on our own. No wonder we're still so stupid.

Question: Why do I want to be struck by lightning?

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Few would presume to know the answer to your question, as that would mean trying to figure out the inner workings of your brain, which we all know is quite impossible. However, as your Scribe (and stalker ha ha ha), I will use my brain powers to converse with The Great Mugwump, Gerinomastrusstotle, or Geri for short.
Aha! It worked! You want to be struck by lightning because when you were born, you had a metal plate attached to your brain. You might have noticed that, in your childhood, you had a strong desire to kiss a magnet.


How does one catch the moon?

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Answer: How to catch the moon. This is not a simple task; it takes one of intelligence to venture out on that mission, quest . . . thing, of retrieving the moon. You may think that all you have to do is throw a lasso around it and you've got it. WRONG. When you do that, you will realise that the moon we see is just a hoax. A mirror. And if you follow the trail of goat cheese, you will find the REAL moon. However, you cannot get to it because it is heavily guarded by Kite Running Galactic Star Ranch runners. And they are guarding it for the greedy, jealous hippo named Umrervitas Te Xul. So, if you REALLY want the moon, you have to sing "Fly Me To The Moon" exactly like Frank Sinatra and then procede to tickle his feet and his ears. But this proves ALWAYS to be too dangerous, because you end up dead or worse. Singing Kum By Yah (?) to the rabid squirrels that are set upon those who dwell in the land of DOM and are not wearing kilts. So, I suggest you just leave the guy alone.

Question: Why am I such an incurable romantic?

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