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Post subject:  Posted: June 9th, 2005, 4:34 pm |
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Because if it was green we'd look like martians
why do we wear shoes?
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Post subject: Posted: June 9th, 2005, 4:36 pm |
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becasue our toes dont like the sun
how come some peoples hair is white but facial hair is brown?
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Post subject: Posted: June 9th, 2005, 4:40 pm |
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All the color drained out of their hair on their head down to the hair on their face!
Why shouldn't one look directly at the sun?
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Post subject: Posted: June 9th, 2005, 4:43 pm |
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The sun gets so very insulted by people when they look at him. It sorta like when you have a really bad hair-do and you hate when people look at you. Well since the sun has a bad hair-do all the time, the best thing to do is not to look at him or else he'll use his supber uber powers....
Why are those things called monkey wrenches? They don't really look like monkeys! Do monkeys use them?
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Post subject: Posted: June 9th, 2005, 4:47 pm |
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Yes! Monkeys find them very handy when trying to escape form cages in the zoo!
Why do we get hyper when eating sugar? 
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Post subject: Posted: June 9th, 2005, 5:02 pm |
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because the sugar tells our brain to obey it and its majic powers and the sugar says, be hyper!!
what is sugar made out of?
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Post subject: Posted: June 9th, 2005, 6:07 pm |
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little crystals that just so happen to be sweet!
So sugar is actually very very valuable!!!
why don't hobbits wear shoes?
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Post subject: Posted: June 9th, 2005, 8:14 pm |
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If they did...they would have a hard time finding shoes that would fit them. Ha ha!
Why do we have accents?
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Post subject: Posted: June 9th, 2005, 11:24 pm |
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Ooo that's a good one! If we didn't have accents then we couldn't do impressions of them and the world would be less funny.
Why does she sell sea shells by the sea shore? Couldn't people just find them themselves considering they're by the sea shore?
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Post subject: Posted: June 9th, 2005, 11:40 pm |
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because in the minds of people they arent really by the sea shore.
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Post subject: Posted: June 10th, 2005, 7:15 am |
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Because it was looking at Orlando Bloom 
Why does this smiley remind me of Bilbo:  ?
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Post subject: Posted: June 10th, 2005, 2:38 pm |
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Because one day in his life, he went out to take a swim in orange milk, and sorta dissapeared in it like the smiley there ^...
why can't pigs jump?
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Post subject: Posted: June 10th, 2005, 3:26 pm |
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Ever since the great scientist Dr. Science made his pig jump, the life for jumping pigs have decreased enormously. It all started after Hamster (The pig) jumped really high and became really famous. Since fame is sometimes hard to deal with, jumping pigs now hide their ability to jump.
Why are elephants always depicted as being frightened of mice?
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Post subject: Posted: June 10th, 2005, 6:12 pm |
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because mice have too bright white teeth that they don't need to have braces. Plus, they floss and brush their teeth twenty-two times a day, always after sinking their teeth into cheese.
(By the way, I really like your banner!!!)
So. Why is this forum purple?
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Post subject: Posted: June 12th, 2005, 10:32 am |
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because that when the very important person had to choose it, she couldn't find any scotish patterns and had to giveit up. Or any patterns really. And that was because all patterned mice in the world were very tired of being patterned so they took 'em all! And when mice are borned they are purple. So that was the only colour left...
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Post subject: Posted: June 12th, 2005, 10:57 pm |
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(psst! You're supposed to ask a question!)
I'll just go along with a new question.
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