*mixing up evil brew of caramel, honey, toothpaste, and molasses (I can't spell)* Mwahahaha...*dumps it over everyone* Gimmie a S-T-I-C-K-Y!!!

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^ Made by Orry! Be jealous, be very jealous...

^ *sniffles* Thank you all so much! I'm so...so honored...*dabs at eyes*

Pours melted sugar all over every one, which is not only a sticky syrupy mess, but is also scalding hot.
Muahahahaha

Eww, stickiness! I hate stickiness! *retaliates with her own recipie of fish sticks, spinach, melted dark chocolate, and a few secret ingredients which you don't want to know what they are* heeheeheeheee

Throws cafeteria egg rolls at every one, which, well......could be considered a biohazard.
Muahahahahaha

Ow, ow! *ducks behind a table to avoid the near-lethal egg rolls. fills water balloons with red koolaid, jumps up and throws some at everyone in sight, then dives back behind the table*

*Fills super soaker full of lemonade*
That's right! Run little Pansies, run! Who's your daddy! Yeaaaaaaaaaa!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*takes jar of frozen dilled pickles and dips inside 5 year old garlic sauce and launches at Elenya....a dn then at everyone else* (except Hermione of course!)

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*drags thread out from under a sack of flour*

It slipped onto the second page...

*gets hit by a frozen dilled pickle*

I .... hate..... dilled.... pickles....

*charges at Mrs Gamgee, wielding a cumcumber in each hand*

Vegetable warfare!

Ok....I've about had it with all you lightweights.... it's time to Git-er done! Digs in fridge... unidentifiable objects... finds last year's fruitcake from Grandma (ewwwww) fudge topping for ice cream so old it is watery and oozing green stuff old hot dogs with wrinkled skin, tosses all in bowl and blends together (but leaves a little chunky for the effect)... what else can we find... oh yeah.. just what I was looking for... some milk that is now chunky also... (dumps in), and look!!... some uncooked fish with scales.. (question? does chunky milk go with seafood???) dumps in anyway ... now.. for something to launch it with.... digs in Mom's underwear drawer.... gets caught by Mom... oops... then Mom offers an old bra when she finds out it is for a good cause... (Mom shared story of her food fight championship when she was young...) offers some old cottage cheese and olives.. reminds me that I should include all the basic food groups..... tosses in some liver and onions.. but hey.. it gets better... have we missed anything??? Oh YEAH... the number one food group... CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, fills up cups.... both ends attached to table legs... pulls er back and lets er fly! Splatters everywhere! BINGO!!! Mom is so proud!!!

gets hot hamburger grease and dumps it on next posters head, then pulls out honey and squirts it in all the girls' hair (have fun getting that stuff out) then pulls out the dirty mop water from the boys bathroom and pours it on head of nearest person (lady Aramel), and then pegs everyone with rotten eggs adn slips rotten fish down boys shirts. pulls out spoiled milk and pours that on boys' head and tops it with a lovely squid

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"It is our destiny to attempt the impossible, to accomplish great deeds regardless of fear." ~ Saphira



thx Eruadan

Okay, now you're going to get it, Elwing!

*Takes this week's leftover meatloaf surprise, cooked by 95 year old cafetera person, and chucks it at Elwing's head.*

Ha! Who's laughing now???

Do y'all know what happens when a bag of flour is lit on fire?
It explodes! YEAH BABY! WHOOOOO! Whose you're daddy?

NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!
ur gonna pay

*coats the end of abottle rocket with rotten eggs and shoots it at Lady Aramel* have fun with that.

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"It is our destiny to attempt the impossible, to accomplish great deeds regardless of fear." ~ Saphira



thx Eruadan

*gets hit by a stray rotten egg*

ugggh!!! That is GROSS!! And it stinks, whats more.

*chucks a bucket of popcorn at Elwing*

hope its kettle corn

*chucks rice cakes at Celebwen*:P

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"It is our destiny to attempt the impossible, to accomplish great deeds regardless of fear." ~ Saphira



thx Eruadan

*dodges rice cakes that were aimed at Celebwen*
Hello Elwing! *throws some salty french fries at elwing*
*dumps flour on everyone else*

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Sig Set courtesy of Nurr!
Proud mum of Gilthoniel! And proud grandmum of Nerissa!