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Post subject:  Posted: April 12th, 2006, 3:51 pm |
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A: for we have all failed and we can't go in anymore.
Q: why did someone kill Proof?
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at one point, I was alejandrah.
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Post subject: Posted: April 13th, 2006, 6:56 am |
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Location: Elvinwire, Middle Earth, My own crazy universe!!!!!!
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because they felt like it
why do they say pigs can fly?
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Post subject: Posted: April 13th, 2006, 8:46 am |
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Because they know that pigs are too lazy to take flying lessons.
How does ink come out of pens?
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Post subject: Posted: April 14th, 2006, 1:04 am |
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Location: Elvinwire, Middle Earth, My own crazy universe!!!!!!
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it has a squid in it (durrr! lol)
why did they make candy corn?
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Post subject: Posted: April 14th, 2006, 5:00 am |
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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Post subject: Posted: April 14th, 2006, 5:01 am |
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Because they fly around and they've got "i"s.
Why do teachers give homework?
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Proud mum of Gilthoniel! And proud grandmum of Nerissa!
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Post subject: Posted: April 15th, 2006, 8:28 pm |
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they want us to lose it.
why are we here? not online but on the planet? why?
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<center>“Envy consists in seeing things never in themselves, but only in their relations. If you desire glory, you may envy Napoleon, but Napoleon envied Caesar, Caesar envied Alexander, and Alexander, I daresay, envied Hercules, who never existed.”
at one point, I was alejandrah.
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Post subject: Posted: April 28th, 2006, 11:08 pm |
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Location: Elvinwire, Middle Earth, My own crazy universe!!!!!!
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because God said we didn't deserve pluto
why are there so many universes?
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Post subject: Posted: April 29th, 2006, 3:40 am |
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because... i said so.
why are there so many people everywhere?
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Post subject: Posted: April 29th, 2006, 10:10 am |
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because their is a peoples factory and the government say before you die you have to buy 1000 people and activate them, yeah duurrr!!!lol
why are there so many computers?
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Post subject: Posted: May 2nd, 2006, 11:36 am |
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Answer: Because Count Ifilbob (pronounced: EEE-FEEEL-BOB -- and said really really fast) is planning world domination through computer mice. And you can't have a computer mouse without a computer. And the only way to gain world domination is to have EVERYONE obtain a computer with a computer mouse. How Ifilbob will then take over the world, well, that's a secret.
Question: Why is laughter so contagious? (Especially when people are confused)
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I've met Eru & Eä & Ellie & teh Arweb & Naur & Elenya & POTR!
POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!
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Post subject: Posted: May 2nd, 2006, 11:42 am |
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because, in the begining God said, "let laughter be contagious"
Q: why did C.S. Lewis call himself Jack?
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<center>“Envy consists in seeing things never in themselves, but only in their relations. If you desire glory, you may envy Napoleon, but Napoleon envied Caesar, Caesar envied Alexander, and Alexander, I daresay, envied Hercules, who never existed.”
at one point, I was alejandrah.
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Post subject: Posted: May 2nd, 2006, 9:56 pm |
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A. Because he time-traveled into the future, watch Pirates of the Carribean, and liked Jack Sparrow so much that when he traveled back to his own time he decided to call himself Jack
Q. Why do people have different hair colors?
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Post subject: Posted: May 3rd, 2006, 12:19 pm |
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On my most recent time travelling adventure to the future everyone had blue hair. I believe we are steadly evolving to have this phenomenon (blue hair) However right now, we are far from it, we still have around 450 years until blue hair becomes prominent. Until then, enjoy your different colors of hair.
What's the deal with squirrels and attacking people?
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Post subject: Posted: May 3rd, 2006, 12:36 pm |
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Hitler hypnotised the squirrels back in World War II.
How come puppets speak even though they are fabricated?
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Post subject: Posted: May 3rd, 2006, 1:49 pm |
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Answer: Because . . . LG Wollibob, the inventor of puppets, got lonely with all the silent puppets hanging in his closets. So, he took his butcher knife and ripped holes in their mouths so they could talk. But then they wouldn't shut up so he through them outside and locked all the doors and windows and then they all ran off to the woods and became legend and myth. But then LG Wollibob got lonely again, being a hermit and all, so he decided to invent the SOCK PUPPET. This time, your HAND controls the mouth. So, when you take the sock off, it shuts up.
Question: Why is Sida so obsessed with squirrels and them attacking people?
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POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!
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