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Post subject:  Posted: May 3rd, 2006, 1:52 pm |
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Because she was attacked by squirrels when she was 8 years old, it was a very traumatic memory.
Why are oranges the colour orange?
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Post subject: Posted: May 3rd, 2006, 2:13 pm |
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This question has always perplexed me ever since a young age (before I was attacked by a rabid squirrel), As a scientist in training, I can only offer a hypothesis for why Oranges are orange. Before the American President Washington, George, took office Oranges were found to be purple. Alas, George Washington was very prejudiced against the color Purple and decreed that all oranges must be red. Alas, the farmers tried and tried to turn them to red (To be patriotic of course) However, all they could do was change them to the shade they are today, an "Orange" color
How do elevators work, how are they so darn smart?
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Post subject: Posted: May 3rd, 2006, 2:42 pm |
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They were created by the White Mice of Pluto, because stair cases started to gnaw on people's legs.
Why are puppets tiny?
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Post subject: Posted: May 3rd, 2006, 9:50 pm |
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Location: Elvinwire, Middle Earth, My own crazy universe!!!!!!
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Post subject: Posted: May 6th, 2006, 11:51 pm |
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A. Because we want to be!
Q. What is the highest prime number?
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Post subject: Posted: May 7th, 2006, 12:06 am |
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Answer: -0i. (negative zero times i [i=imaginary])
Question: What happened Srimts Olgani the 17th, in the 18th Age of Kdhae-Khsfeea?
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Post subject: Posted: May 7th, 2006, 1:08 am |
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A. He gets deep fried and eaten by monstrous villains after they made him wear very ugly pink and yellow polka-dotted hip-huggers.
Q. Why are flies so small?
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Post subject: Posted: May 7th, 2006, 4:21 am |
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A. Because they're mothers sat on them!
Q) How do you describe colour?
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Post subject: Posted: May 7th, 2006, 6:15 am |
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As something that you can't hear, smell, touch, taste or eat. You can only see it, so it is useless...
Why do piramides have the point pointing to the sky, and not to the ground?
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Post subject: Posted: May 7th, 2006, 6:24 am |
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Because otherwise all the Egyptians (?) wuold have be slain when the pyramid collapses.
How do you describe hiccups?
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Post subject: Posted: May 7th, 2006, 7:21 am |
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annoying ly irritating and truly ramdom caused by the waxing of a mustang on an empty tank of fuel but only possible to be smote by an orangotang
Why do penguins live in the most coldest place ever and not the jungle ?>???
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Post subject: Posted: May 7th, 2006, 9:09 am |
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because they're birds that have bird brains??
ok then
why when you try to print somthing it will say "printer could not be detected" and yet your sat screaming at it saying "It's there you idiot machine there!!" ???
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Post subject: Posted: May 7th, 2006, 9:11 am |
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thats the printer getting amusement out of others suffering much the same way as i do imagining you doing that
When r we getting married
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Post subject: Posted: May 7th, 2006, 9:53 am |
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Already am!
What is the point in sweat? (ewww.....)
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Post subject: Posted: May 7th, 2006, 10:01 am |
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there is none - it's there to make us humans look stupid
why bother going to school for most of our lives - they tell us life is too short - so why bother wasting it on work or school???
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Post subject: Posted: May 7th, 2006, 10:20 am |
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gotcha ready to make us smart once past the age of 18 a brain slug eats our minds
Why is treasure island full of americans No offence but its an english film and im laugh ing at their rubbish pirate accents
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