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Because she was attacked by squirrels when she was 8 years old, it was a very traumatic memory.

Why are oranges the colour orange?

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This question has always perplexed me ever since a young age (before I was attacked by a rabid squirrel), As a scientist in training, I can only offer a hypothesis for why Oranges are orange. Before the American President Washington, George, took office Oranges were found to be purple. Alas, George Washington was very prejudiced against the color Purple and decreed that all oranges must be red. Alas, the farmers tried and tried to turn them to red (To be patriotic of course) However, all they could do was change them to the shade they are today, an "Orange" color


How do elevators work, how are they so darn smart?

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They were created by the White Mice of Pluto, because stair cases started to gnaw on people's legs.

Why are puppets tiny?

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they're not, we're just gibumbo!!! :bounce:

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A. Because we want to be!

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Answer: -0i. (negative zero times i [i=imaginary])

Question: What happened Srimts Olgani the 17th, in the 18th Age of Kdhae-Khsfeea?

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A. He gets deep fried and eaten by monstrous villains after they made him wear very ugly pink and yellow polka-dotted hip-huggers.

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A. Because they're mothers sat on them!

Q) How do you describe colour?

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As something that you can't hear, smell, touch, taste or eat. You can only see it, so it is useless...

Why do piramides have the point pointing to the sky, and not to the ground?

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Because otherwise all the Egyptians (?) wuold have be slain when the pyramid collapses.

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annoying ly irritating and truly ramdom caused by the waxing of a mustang on an empty tank of fuel but only possible to be smote by an orangotang

Why do penguins live in the most coldest place ever and not the jungle ?>???

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because they're birds that have bird brains??

ok then

why when you try to print somthing it will say "printer could not be detected" and yet your sat screaming at it saying "It's there you idiot machine there!!" ???

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thats the printer getting amusement out of others suffering much the same way as i do imagining you doing that

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Already am!

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there is none - it's there to make us humans look stupid

why bother going to school for most of our lives - they tell us life is too short - so why bother wasting it on work or school???

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gotcha ready to make us smart once past the age of 18 a brain slug eats our minds

Why is treasure island full of americans No offence but its an english film and im laugh ing at their rubbish pirate accents

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