beacues... you're... MONKEYS!!!

why is America full of Americans?

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Because they have too many children.

Why is an Island surrounded by water?

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'cause it isn't surrounded by lava

why is water wet, and where does it come from?

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Some aliens imported it from Pluto, where all things seem to be wet.

Why is ink yometimes blue, sometimes black,...

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Answer: Because it's indecisive. Sometimes it feels sad and tired, hence the blue. Other days, it feels sexy and mischievous, hence the black. It got these character traits from none other than: Elpmendt The Short. He was an angry ant, angry at the world for mocking him...so he decided to exact revenge by manipulating the ink.

Question: Why do we, as human beings, put ourselves through scary, heartwrenching, heart attack city situations, just for entertainment?

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POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!

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A. I have often pondered this and am onlyn saying that its because we are proving our selves to the gerbils of Ambedure!

Q. Why do we draw hearts differently to real hearts?

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I saw you look away
Is what you've seen too much to take, or are you blind and seeing nothing?
(I saw you run) I saw you run away
Is what I've done too much to take or are you scared of being nothing?

Because giving your valentine a picture of a human's bloody, veiny heart doesn't exactly impress them....

Why does dumb have a silent b?

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Because the person who invented the word wanted to add the first letter of his name to it.

Why do the fairys steal my socks?

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"There's an ocean between.....where I am and where I want to be"

Because they want to hang them up for Santa Clause.

Why does electicity come out of the socket (?) ?

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A: because it's not haunted.

Q: Why does the fish lives in sea?

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The truth is that fish didn't always live in the sea. They used to live in the air, without ever landing on solid ground. They swam through the air above everything, and slept amongst the clouds. However, when humans arrived on the scene, they were afraid that the fish would fall on them, particularly the whales, who would also block out the sun when they were grouped together. The fish held a council meeting and decided to move into the waters instead.

Why are there so many different types of Law and Order (the TV show)?

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A. The directors wanted to perform something to mock the real world. However, from each of them living in their own worlds, they continued to disagree, so each took on their own branch of the show and are in constant battle with each other over who is the "top dog" of Law and Order.

Q. What happened to Isaac Newton's apple?

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He ate it.

Why is my sky purple and yours blue (if you're a normal person)?

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Because you are purple-blue colorblind. So, it isn't only the sky.. but the sea and all that is in it.

Why do we still have 4 function calculators?

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Because some of us still know how to use them.

Why did my mom use red ink to correct my papers?

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Because she has a fatal phobia of all things purple.

If the amount of bacteria present on a goose's beak is inversely proportional to the amount of flights it's taken, how many feathers does it have on its wing?

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