Why is Bob in my room?


If the whole world turned black and white, you'd say....?

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"Oh great, now I'm COLOR blind!!" *goes in for an eye exam*

If someone asks you if you have ever been kissed by an Elf, you say...?

*sigh* "only in my dreams." *dreamy far off look*

if someone told you that all of the things in your home to do with LotR (DVDs, videos, books, jewelry, video games, etc.) had to be taken away and burned, you'd say...

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^Thanks Gily!
<By Bubble Black

"WHAT?! *jumps into army uniform, grabs ten machine guns and a sniper gun, holds them all up as she storms off to go find the one who commited such a sin* I'M GONNA NUKE EM'!!"

If someone told you that Christoper Tolkien has been taken captive by terrorists from Iraq, you'd say...?

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

"WHAT?!" *jumps in a navy jet and zooms over to Iraq with torpedos fully loaded*

If someone asks you if you have ever danced with an elf, you say...?

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God have mercy...Christ have mercy...*sign of the cross*

"no. have you?"

if someone told you that they were a better LotR fan than you, you'd say...

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^Thanks Gily!
<By Bubble Black

*turns slowly to look at person* "Yeah? Ya think so? Why don't we go compare our BEDROOM themes for a moment, and THEN we'll see who's the LOTR fan!!!"

If someone told you to start screaming for Obi-Wan Kenobi at the top of your lungs, you'd say...?

"Why?"*turns around*"Oh! Thats why!!!! OBI-WAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

If someone told you that you were about to die and you had the chance to meet one actor before you died..you would say...

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"Oh boy...I'm gonna die...*thinks rapidly* uh...bring me Hugo Weaving so he can heal me or shoot me! Bring me Orlando Bloom so he can be a handsome prince and wake me up from death after I die! Erm...bring me Viggo so he can either hands-of-the-healer me or shoot me as well! Bring me Billy Boyd so he can make me laugh just before I--*dies*"

If someone told you that you were very sick and could only be healed by the hands of the greatest healer in Middle Earth, you'd say...?

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God have mercy...Christ have mercy...*sign of the cross*

"Yes! Finally an excuse to see M-E!!!"

If someone told you that Legolas was really gollum in disguise you would say..

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"You wanna say that again...? "

If someone tells you that Brego (Aragorn's horse) jumped over the moon, you'd say...?

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

"darn! and i missed it!"

if someone told you that you won Blanko (if i'm correct, one of the 2 horses used for Shadowfax in the movie) in a contest, you'd say...

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^Thanks Gily!
<By Bubble Black

"OH MY GOODNESS I AM THE LUCKIEST GIRL ALIVE!!!!!! THANK YOU GOD, THANK YOU!!!"

If someone asks you if you've ever seen a banana fly, you say...?

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God have mercy...Christ have mercy...*sign of the cross*

"Of course! Haven't you?"

If someone told you that you had a pop quiz on everything you learned last year in school, you'd say...

"ah. My brain! It hurts! "

If someone said they wanted to build an airplane for $5000, you'd say..

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"...uh...I take it you're working for the summer too...?"

If someone suddenly stops talking, looking over your shoulder and blushing furiously, you say...?

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!