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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 7th, 2017, 9:08 pm |
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Joined: 28 March 2017 Posts: 309 Location: Elrond's Library
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Court Recorder at an Entmoot...
"Hrum, Hoom, hoo hoo, hm, hm, hm, hoom, hm, hoom, hm Room turn, troom turn, roomty toom tum"
_________________ . "There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want." Calvin & Hobbes
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 7th, 2017, 9:41 pm |
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Joined: 05 March 2017 Posts: 2665 Location: I've been where Aragorn hasn't, but I now live in a cross between Hobbiton and Rivendell. Country:
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Ski-lift operator on Mount Doom
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 7th, 2017, 9:53 pm |
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Palm Tree Sales Person on Caradhras
_________________ . "There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want." Calvin & Hobbes
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 7th, 2017, 10:45 pm |
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Joined: 05 March 2017 Posts: 2665 Location: I've been where Aragorn hasn't, but I now live in a cross between Hobbiton and Rivendell. Country:
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Memory trainer for Barliman Butterbur
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 8th, 2017, 7:03 am |
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Joined: 02 January 2007 Posts: 3682 Location: The Lakeshore of Annúminas Country:
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An ice cream man in Forochel
_________________ Hanasian Annalist, Physician, & Historian of The Black Company of the Dúnedain, The Free Company of Arnor ~ ~ ~Durian: Dúnedain Ranger of the North: Rhudaurian Lineage- - - - Roleplay Repository
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 8th, 2017, 7:02 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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Cave cleaner for Ancalagon the Black
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 8th, 2017, 9:48 pm |
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T-shirt sales person in Edoras
(For some reason I just can't see Éomer wearing a t-shirt. Not so for Karl...)
_________________ . "There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want." Calvin & Hobbes
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 8th, 2017, 10:56 pm |
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Joined: 05 March 2017 Posts: 2665 Location: I've been where Aragorn hasn't, but I now live in a cross between Hobbiton and Rivendell. Country:
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Offering arachnophobia treatment courses in northern Mirkwood.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 9th, 2017, 12:19 am |
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Yikes! I went through one of those. It worked.  Snake oil salesman in Saruman-controlled Orthanc...
_________________ . "There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want." Calvin & Hobbes
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 9th, 2017, 5:25 am |
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Trail maintenance worker on Mt Doom.
_________________ Hanasian Annalist, Physician, & Historian of The Black Company of the Dúnedain, The Free Company of Arnor ~ ~ ~Durian: Dúnedain Ranger of the North: Rhudaurian Lineage- - - - Roleplay Repository
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 9th, 2017, 1:00 pm |
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Joined: 05 March 2017 Posts: 2665 Location: I've been where Aragorn hasn't, but I now live in a cross between Hobbiton and Rivendell. Country:
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Elevator (lift for the Brits) salesperson in the Shire.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 10th, 2017, 7:08 pm |
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Joined: 28 March 2017 Posts: 309 Location: Elrond's Library
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Snorkeling gear sales person in the Dead Marshes...
_________________ . "There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want." Calvin & Hobbes
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 10th, 2017, 9:09 pm |
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Joined: 05 March 2017 Posts: 2665 Location: I've been where Aragorn hasn't, but I now live in a cross between Hobbiton and Rivendell. Country:
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Wind-surfing instructor on the lake before the west-gate of Moria.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 13th, 2017, 9:14 am |
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Hang gliding instructor in Hobbiton.
_________________ . "There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want." Calvin & Hobbes
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 13th, 2017, 5:02 pm |
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Joined: 05 March 2017 Posts: 2665 Location: I've been where Aragorn hasn't, but I now live in a cross between Hobbiton and Rivendell. Country:
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Figure skating instructor in Far Harad.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: May 13th, 2017, 9:00 pm |
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sand sculptor in Forochel.
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