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The Lawn Gnome and Leprechaun Wars!!!
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Author:  pirateoftherings [ July 6th, 2005, 11:42 pm ]
Post subject:  The Lawn Gnome and Leprechaun Wars!!!
Okay, this is what happens when I get bored and have time to think...basically the way this works is that the first person will choose an action for one side, then the next poster chooses an action for the opposing side, then the next chooses for the original side, and so on.

Example:

first person: *lawn gnomes attack leprechauns with rabid squirrels*

second person: *leprechauns retalliate by throwing cream pies at lawn gnomes*

third: *lawn gnomes...*



Yeah...doesn't really have to make sense...just go with it and humor my insanity. I'll go first:

*leprechauns begin war by attacking the lawn gnomes with flying hampsters*
Author:  EarielMaurwen [ July 7th, 2005, 12:42 am ]
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*lawn gnomes catch the flying hampsters in catapults and throw them back at the leprechauns*

Take that, you! :P
Author:  pirateoftherings [ July 7th, 2005, 12:44 am ]
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(yay! someone who doesn't think i'm completely weird!)

*leprechauns intercept the flying hampsters with pots of gold and crush many lawn gnomes under the pots*
Author:  Beriadanwen [ July 7th, 2005, 1:14 am ]
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*the surviving lawn gnomes use the gold to buy sporks to throw at the leprechauns*
Author:  *Eowyn of Rohan* [ July 7th, 2005, 12:22 pm ]
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*leprechauns catch the sporks and use them to launch boiling hot irish stew at the gnomes*

(go the leprechauns!)
Author:  pirateoftherings [ July 7th, 2005, 1:07 pm ]
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*lawn gnomes use magical incantations to attack leprechauns*
Author:  *Eowyn of Rohan* [ July 7th, 2005, 2:43 pm ]
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*the lawn gnomes then get attacked by the other side by the man they bought te sporks of because the gold dissapeared*
Author:  pirateoftherings [ July 7th, 2005, 6:38 pm ]
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*the lawn gnomes enlist the help of their friends the Pink Flamingos to drop cocnuts on the leprechauns*
Author:  Ellethwen [ July 7th, 2005, 7:03 pm ]
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*the leprechauns enlist the help of sparrows to catch the coconuts*

go the leprechauns!
Author:  EarielMaurwen [ July 7th, 2005, 7:51 pm ]
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*the lawn gnomes start throwing birdseed at the sparrows to distract them from catching the coconuts*

Go the lawn gnomes!
Author:  Ellethwen [ July 7th, 2005, 8:19 pm ]
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*the leprechauns thrun the birdseed into gold pieces so the sparrows are not distracted*
Author:  mErRy! [ July 7th, 2005, 8:19 pm ]
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*the leprechauns eat the birdseed before the sparrows are distracted!*

EDIT : OOPs, I posted too late....
Author:  pirateoftherings [ July 7th, 2005, 10:48 pm ]
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*lawn gnomes do a scottish jig, which distracts the leprechauns long enough for the pink flamingos to perform a surprise attack using month-old sushi*

OFFICIAL NOTICE: THE LAWN GNOMES AND PINK FLAMINGOS HAVE JOINED FORCES!!!
Author:  Ellethwen [ July 7th, 2005, 11:09 pm ]
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*the ;eprechauns take th month old sushi ang feed it to the pink flamingos, thus making them sick*
Author:  elrondschild [ July 8th, 2005, 7:27 pm ]
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*starts singing* the evil king of the garden knomes..... :bones:
Author:  pirateoftherings [ July 8th, 2005, 11:34 pm ]
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*leprechauns put on head phones to prevent the confusion caused by elrondschild's singing and send rabid squirrels to attack the lawn gnomes*
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