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| Author: | JC802 [ July 24th, 2007, 11:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | jokes |
soo....what's your fave joke?? |
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| Author: | The Nightingale [ July 25th, 2007, 11:34 pm ] |
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm!!!! |
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| Author: | Lasbelingur [ July 26th, 2007, 5:23 am ] |
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Eeeewwwwwww... |
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| Author: | The Nightingale [ July 26th, 2007, 9:40 am ] |
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Haha. Okay, so that's not reeeeeeeeally the best one, but I like telling it. 
For real now: q. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver? a. the bad golfer goes "Whack, dang!" and the bad sky diver says "Dang!" *Whack!* It's better when you get told it. |
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| Author: | Shadowcat [ July 26th, 2007, 7:32 pm ] |
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That's actually sort of funny. 
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| Author: | Rasinetranmy [ September 10th, 2025, 7:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: jokes |
That hasn't quite panned out. Even today, the Tresor Magique will typically still command link a price in the low four figures, which is a far cry from the highs seen by other rare Swatch models, such as the Kiki Picasso ($22,000!) and the delightful Oigol Oro ($10,000+). But I imagine breaking even isn't exactly the payout many of those early adopters had hoped for. (Is it link a surprise link that Beanie Babies debuted the same year as the Tresor Magique?) |
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| Author: | james8732 [ October 6th, 2025, 1:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: jokes |
Whether you’re a casual fan or die-hard supporter, jokes get extra fun when they weave in goal-worthy humor. Inspired by the vibrant wordplay of soccer puns, this set blends general jokes with clever twists that celebrate the beautiful game. Imagine cracking a joke about traffic and sneaking in, “I drive like I’m attacking—always looking to goal my destination,” or quipping, “Why did the scarecrow become a striker? Because he was outstanding in his field!” Soccer puns give ordinary jokes a sporty boost. You might hear lines such as “I’d tell you a soccer joke, but it might kick off,” or “Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their goal money!” They add flair and whimsy—turning mundane punchlines into unexpected curveballs. You can drop one into conversation at halftime, during team practices, or just to share a laugh among pals. The magic happens when jokes connect to common life moments: work, school, family—yet sneak in a nod to the pitch. You might say, “I’m trying to score more compliments today,” or jokingly warn, “This joke’s going to dribble out slowly.” With that mix, even people who don’t watch soccer will smile at the cleverness. In a nutshell, adding soccer-inspired wordplay gives jokes more kick. These playful lines bring together everyday humor and field-level fun. So next time you tell a joke, let it score—that’s goal-worthy humor in action |
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