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Post subject: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer Topic.  Posted: June 5th, 2005, 10:27 pm |
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w00t! It's finally here! Ok, basically this just for fun. You can ask anything, about anything. Just some randomness. Then when you've answered the stupid question, with your own stupid answer you can ask your own stupid question. It can be LOTR style, or whatever. Like this:
Q: Why didn't Sauron kill Isildur when he had the chance?!
A: BECAUSE, Sauron is a chronic bohemian, meaning he loves pencils and eats cases full of catapults, now if you factor in the fact that Isildur eats paste made from Kleenex boxes you come to the conclusion that the sum of pi is the equivelent of a pastry, understand?
And so on... I'll start.
Q: Why did Merry spit that Uruk drink out?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 12:08 am |
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A: Because it tasted like orc blood mixed with urine and feces that had been sitting out in the hot summer sun for a fortnight then drank by Shagrat and puked up again before bottled. (ew...)
Q: Why the chicken cross the road?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 12:13 am |
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A: to change his underwear, because it was physically impossible to touch his toes. He needed his toothbrush but left it in South Carolina near the Evil Llama pen. The Russian Drunken Squrriels were going to eat him so he took a pie and threw it at Merry. Got it?
Q: How is Pie related to Cake?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 12:24 am |
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A: They are first cousins twice removed on cake's mother's side! And they are both in my belly yum!
Q: What do martians do on a sunday afternoon?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 12:31 am |
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A: they roast chicken because of the high altitude. since the martians have fair skin it is almost impossible to eat the chicken afterward.
Q:What is the main goal of a cat?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 12:39 am |
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A: To annoy its owners and then take control of the whole house so they can poop wherever they want to
Q: Why is my bro 1 1/2 ft taller than me???
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 1:41 am |
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A. because he drank a potion when he was young to make him grow.
Q. Why is the sky blue?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 5:07 am |
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Because it was the only colour available at the shop went it went shopping... and then it spent all it's pocket money on a widescreen TV so it could watch Gilligans Island on repeat...
Why is an iPod called an iPod and not an ePod?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 10:20 am |
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A: because the i looked cooler than the e. plus the n ate the e.
Q: What is the main function of a whatzamacallit?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 12:42 pm |
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The main function of whatzamacallit? is to boggle the mind into instant boggleness, insuring that no-one will be able to look atyour little fingernail for 2 years, otherwise you'll have to buy them a fluffy duck!
HAH!
Why do only male deer have antlers?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 4:06 pm |
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A: Because one really manly deer was really tired of everyone thinking he was a doe so he went to the witch in the neighboring swamp and forced her to cast a spell so that all male deer would have antlers to seperate them from the does.
Q: Why do people lie?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 4:10 pm |
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Because humans have the uncany abbility to bend reality until it favours their situation. which can be proven through the simple math equation 3X + 7Y to the power of Q. Now i am not going to tell what number values X,Y and Q are, that would be foolish.
Q: What is the capital of France?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 4:29 pm |
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A: The one city by the one river with the one famous building. If you follow the old road east for 50 miles then take a right and walk until you are about to fall over from eshaustion you will stillbe nowhere close to it b/c I don't know how to get there
Q: Why do we have hands?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 5:23 pm |
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So that evil monkeys can't chew on our arms...they have to go through our hands to get to them...
Why do we blink?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 6:56 pm |
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Becuase the keimlas glands in our eyes control the raichajahs, which cause the xccishans make our eyes blink, naturally.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
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Post subject: Posted: June 6th, 2005, 7:05 pm |
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Because they were originally an alien race that got stuck here on earth b/c their ship broke. They howl at the moon b/c they are trying to call for help!
Why is my science teacher hairy enough to be half monkey?
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