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Post subject: REALLY funny Definitions!!! A must-see!  Posted: February 2nd, 2008, 3:41 pm |
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Okay, my friend sent me this, and I thought you all would like it!
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
Funny huh? Anyone else have any?
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Post subject: Posted: February 2nd, 2008, 4:48 pm |
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 Those are hilarious! I don't have any, but thanks for sharing! _________________ 
Thanks RA, Elenriel, PD/Aliana Dawn, Arwen, Aramel, Shadowcat, Nurr, Tar-Dis!
Pippin of Herenya's Line - "...give nothing back!"
Got fed up and eloped with Ragetti 1-3-08 
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Post subject: Posted: February 2nd, 2008, 11:22 pm |
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Yeah, thanks.
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Post subject: Posted: February 2nd, 2008, 11:56 pm |
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:teehee: those were great! lol Thanks for sharing them! Gee, I wish I had some to add...
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Post subject: Posted: February 3rd, 2008, 12:01 am |
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*giggles* I read a book once that was called something like Mordan day works. One I remember was like School: a place were people try and be cool. OR something like that.
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Post subject: Posted: February 3rd, 2008, 10:53 pm |
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Lol, funny!
Oh, books, everyone! Alll of you should get a book called "Letters from Ebay", it's so funny!!!!
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Post subject: Posted: March 3rd, 2008, 5:24 pm |
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great jokes!
..unfortunately I don´t have any that are equal to them
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Post subject: Posted: March 3rd, 2008, 7:17 pm |
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I have one:
Homework- a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societys.
_________________ I was Nymphadora Tonks
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Post subject: Re: REALLY funny Definitions!!! A must-see! Posted: March 3rd, 2008, 11:07 pm |
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[ c r y ] [ t a x i ] wrote: BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
LOL like the name of the beauty parlor in Runaway Bride. Makes me laugh every time.
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Post subject: Posted: March 4th, 2008, 1:41 am |
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Haha... those remind me of Ambrose Bierce, only more modern. Nice!
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Wars would be more fun if we used swords again."
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Post subject: Posted: March 4th, 2008, 4:10 am |
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I have a few, but none of them are as good as the first ones...
DELIBERATION, n.
The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
DENTIST, n.
A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.
DIPLOMACY, n.
The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
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Post subject: Posted: March 4th, 2008, 10:07 pm |
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Hehehehe. Funny, funny!
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Post subject: Posted: March 7th, 2008, 8:05 pm |
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I found this somewhere:
" These are real words!
CLINCHPOOPER: Someone who is a complete slob.
WISTERPOOPER: A slap along side the head.
THENAN: The palm of the hand.
So...If you see someone who is a CLINCHPOOPER, you should WISTERPOOPER them with your THENAN! LOL!"
(I'm not sure if it's true or not, but I still find it funny.... wisterpooper! hahaha!)
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Post subject: Posted: March 7th, 2008, 8:16 pm |
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Oh! Oh! I got some funny definitions!!
CAR SICKNESS: The feeling you get when the car payment is due.
DERANGE: Where de buffalo roam.
ETERNITY: The last two minutes of a football game.
FANCY RESTAURANT: One that serves cold soup on purpose.
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
GROCERY LIST:. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take
with you to the store.
I got some more but first does anybody want them? Cos it's a bit awkward if I go on and on and on but nobody actually wants to hear them or something...  _________________ Mae govannen, mellon nin. Coramin linduae elle le! ^Thanks to Elenriel of Mirkwood! c:
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Post subject: Posted: March 8th, 2008, 10:04 am |
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Lol, these are awesome! Unfortunately I don't have any to share.
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Post subject: Posted: March 8th, 2008, 10:06 pm |
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So.... anybody want more?  _________________ Mae govannen, mellon nin. Coramin linduae elle le! ^Thanks to Elenriel of Mirkwood! c:
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