Those are hilarious! I don't have any, but thanks for sharing!
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| Author: | [ m e m ] [ February 2nd, 2008, 3:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | REALLY funny Definitions!!! A must-see! |
Okay, my friend sent me this, and I thought you all would like it! ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. Funny huh? Anyone else have any? |
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| Author: | Ánië Súrion [ February 2nd, 2008, 4:48 pm ] |
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| Those are hilarious! I don't have any, but thanks for sharing!
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| Author: | [ m e m ] [ February 2nd, 2008, 11:22 pm ] |
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Yeah, thanks. |
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| Author: | Calloniel (PD) [ February 2nd, 2008, 11:56 pm ] |
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:teehee: those were great! lol Thanks for sharing them! Gee, I wish I had some to add... |
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| Author: | brego145 [ February 3rd, 2008, 12:01 am ] |
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*giggles* I read a book once that was called something like Mordan day works. One I remember was like School: a place were people try and be cool. OR something like that. |
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| Author: | [ m e m ] [ February 3rd, 2008, 10:53 pm ] |
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Lol, funny! Oh, books, everyone! Alll of you should get a book called "Letters from Ebay", it's so funny!!!! |
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| Author: | Zandaïn [ March 3rd, 2008, 5:24 pm ] |
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great jokes! ..unfortunately I don´t have any that are equal to them |
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| Author: | Renji's Howl [ March 3rd, 2008, 7:17 pm ] |
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I have one: Homework- a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societys. |
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| Author: | Eäryendë [ March 3rd, 2008, 11:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: REALLY funny Definitions!!! A must-see! |
[ c r y ] [ t a x i ] wrote: BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye. LOL like the name of the beauty parlor in Runaway Bride. Makes me laugh every time. |
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| Author: | Velcayelde Elentiriel [ March 4th, 2008, 1:41 am ] |
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Haha... those remind me of Ambrose Bierce, only more modern. Nice! |
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| Author: | Tar-Vanimelde [ March 4th, 2008, 4:10 am ] |
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I have a few, but none of them are as good as the first ones... DELIBERATION, n. The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on. DENTIST, n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket. DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country. |
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| Author: | [ m e m ] [ March 4th, 2008, 10:07 pm ] |
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Hehehehe. Funny, funny! |
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| Author: | Culúrien [ March 7th, 2008, 8:05 pm ] |
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I found this somewhere: " These are real words! CLINCHPOOPER: Someone who is a complete slob. WISTERPOOPER: A slap along side the head. THENAN: The palm of the hand. So...If you see someone who is a CLINCHPOOPER, you should WISTERPOOPER them with your THENAN! LOL!" (I'm not sure if it's true or not, but I still find it funny.... wisterpooper! hahaha!) |
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| Author: | Culúrien [ March 7th, 2008, 8:16 pm ] |
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Oh! Oh! I got some funny definitions!! CAR SICKNESS: The feeling you get when the car payment is due. DERANGE: Where de buffalo roam. ETERNITY: The last two minutes of a football game. FANCY RESTAURANT: One that serves cold soup on purpose. FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. GROCERY LIST:. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store. I got some more but first does anybody want them? Cos it's a bit awkward if I go on and on and on but nobody actually wants to hear them or something... 
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| Author: | Aranel Fae [ March 8th, 2008, 10:04 am ] |
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Lol, these are awesome! Unfortunately I don't have any to share. |
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| Author: | Culúrien [ March 8th, 2008, 10:06 pm ] |
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So.... anybody want more? 
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