Okay so this is really, pointlessly random, but I want to see if this can be done
The point of this game is that, in each post, you can only have three words, and all those words can only begin with the letter "I". Yes, you heard me
Alsooo... all the "I" three-word sentences we write in each post have to be connected, in some way, to the post above it. Here's an example...
I write "I is indignant"
You write "indignation is itchy"
I write "I isn't intelligent"
Grammar will not always be necessary, obviously
This is much harder than it looks 
I'll start us off with this... don't expect great literature in this game
<center> "Imperious imperious igloo" </center>
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