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Author:  ~Goldleaf~ [ July 8th, 2009, 11:56 am ]
Post subject:  Conversations from Middle Earth
HeirofGondor: Logged on

RedEye: Hey, Aragorn! You suck!

HeirofGondor: You come over here and say that, pal.

RedEye: You've not man enough to come over here and listen, you loser. Why don't you just pack it in altogether?

HeirofGondor: I'll have you know I'm going on a quest.

RedEye: Then what are you doing online chatting to me, dumb boy? Hey, why don't you send your girlfriend over here to sort me out?

HeirofGondor: ....Arwen?

RedEye: ROFL even you doubt her ability to kick anyone's-

HeirofGondor: brb

RedEye: ...?

HeirofGondor: Just went to get crisps LOL

RedEye: I pity you
logged off

Heir of Gondor: ...what?

<center> *Ring, ring*

*Ring, ringgg*

*Ringgg*

"Alright, alright, I'm getting it!"
*Picks up phone* "Aragorn here. Who is it?"

"Hey loser, guess who?"

"SAURON! I've just been talking to you online, what do you want?"

"Oh, nothing much... just dominion of Middle Earth."

"Fat chance, sad boy. I know you're just a massive Eye on a pillar."

"You shut up!"

"No, YOU SHUT UP!"

"No, you-oh sorry, I've got another call coming in..."

"Aragorn?"

"Arwen? Is that you?"

"Yeah, I was just thinking we could have dinner together tonight, maybe some pasta or something, I don't know, or maybe pizza, it depends on what the cook's got in the kitchen... perhaps some soup, you like soup, right? Aragorn, are you listening to me?"

"...Yes."

"I'm dying of old aaaaaage!"

"Who's that?"

"No one, honey."

"Is that Sauron? Are you speaking to Sauron on the phone?"

"Listen, I've got to go, sweetheart. Chat later, alright?"

"But-" *cut off*

"Finalllllyyyy!"

"Cram it, Sauron." *hangs up*

"Oh. I'm lonely." *hangs up*
Author:  SilverRose [ July 8th, 2009, 12:13 pm ]
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*promptly chokes* I do believe you've gotten inspiration from our few A/A bashing sessions! Speaking of which, I should go write another one. :-P

This is awesome! You have a way of writing the most random things that turn out to be hilariously epic in nature. :lol: I can't wait for more!
Author:  Aranel Fae [ July 8th, 2009, 1:18 pm ]
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:roll: Very amusing Goldy. :P
Author:  ~Goldleaf~ [ July 8th, 2009, 2:52 pm ]
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Hehehe, thanks guys :lol: I had fun writing this next part!

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EvenstarGirlie: Logged on

LordofImladris: Hi, munchkin!

EvenstarGirlie: Hey Daddy!!! Oh, you'll never guess what's happened. Aragorn's left me for that quest of his.

LordofImladris: ...um, I know, Arwen. I was there.

EvenstarGirlie: Oh right. But he tried to give me back my Evenstar and everything.

LordofImladris: Well, dearest, maybe that was for the best. I mean, you're immortal, he's not.

EvenstarGirlie: But I reallyyy wanted to be the queen of Gondor. I thought I'd convinced him to be king.

LordofImladris: well...

MirkwoodPrince: OMG OMG ROFL! I can't believe you're both online!!! ROFL ROFL <333 lolz

LordofImladris: Um... hi Legolas. Aren't you supposed to be busy fighting in the Fellowship?

MirkwoodPrince: LOL yeah wait a moment

<center> lolz hi elrond i'm on a mountain in the freezing cold isn't that classic? luv ya forever mwah mwah <3333 xoxoxo </center>

LordofImladris: Oh, for the love of...

EvenstarGirlie: Did Legsy send you a text Daddy? I heard cursing coming from your bedroom.

LordofImladris: logged off

EvenstarGirlie: Oh.

MirkwoodPrince: Oh well byeee!! <33 xxxxoxoxoxo
logged off

EvenstarGirlie: I feel so abandoned.
logged off
Author:  Esteleth [ July 8th, 2009, 4:16 pm ]
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Poor Arwen. Everyone hates her. o.o

...

And now that that's out of the way, :roll: LOL That was hilarious! Goldy, I seriously love your sense of humor. You have to keep posting these. They're epic. ^^

I once wrote a Middle-earth chatroom thingamobobber...only it was insanely random, didn't make any sense, and made fun of...everyone. xD I was on a sugar rush...
Author:  SilverRose [ July 8th, 2009, 5:31 pm ]
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YES!! An Arwen bashing section!!...........I am subdued. :lol:

Goodness, you're giving me Arwen bashing inspiration with all of your ingenious posts here! And Legolas....:roll: That's exactly how I picture him. heehee
Author:  Aranel Fae [ July 8th, 2009, 6:48 pm ]
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:lol: I like Arwen and Legolas but this is funny so I guess I can take it. :P

"lolz hi elrond i'm on a mountain in the freezing cold isn't that classic? luv ya forever mwah mwah <3333 xoxoxo" ---- EPIC! XD
Author:  Nienna of Rohan [ July 8th, 2009, 10:36 pm ]
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Goldy, this has made me love you even more than I did before. :D This made my life right here. :D
Author:  ~Goldleaf~ [ July 9th, 2009, 11:23 am ]
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Thanks for all your comments, guys! :-D I'm so glad you're enjoying it! Here's some more Middle Earth chatter!

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StewardofGondor: logged on

RedEye: Hey Denathor, how's the family?

StewardofGondor: Now you keep asking me that and I keep telling you my first son's away and I hate my second son.

RedEye: LOL classic

StewardofGondor: brb

StewardofGondor: Soz had to go. You sent an army of orcs to Osgiliath and killed hundreds of my men. Dude, it's just not funny anymore.

RedEye: ROFL you know it's just little old me

MirkwoodPrince: OMG OMG ROFL ROFL I can't believe you're both online <333333

StewardofGondor: Who the heck are you, weirdo?

MirkwoodPrince: LOLZ <333

RedEye: Well I've gotta be going.
logged off

StewardofGondor: Don't leave me alone with him you coward!
logged off

MirkwoodPrince: LOL LOL <3 Haha I'm totally alone here ROFL how classic is that??? <333

SonofGondor: logged on
Legolas, Gandalf says to get offline NOW.

MirkwoodPrince: ROFL Boromir! <333

SonofGondor: He's serious, man. Stop spamming, we're on a freezing mountain. Not cool.

MirkwoodPrince: LOL LOL one moment

<center> hey boromir lolz i'm on a mountain in the icy snow a few feet away from u how random is that? <3 LOL </center>

SonofGondor: logged off

MirkwoodPrince: ROFL
logged off
Author:  Nerissa [ July 9th, 2009, 11:29 am ]
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:roll:
I'm laughing SO hard over here right now. Legolas is so hilarious!!
Author:  Aranel Fae [ July 9th, 2009, 11:34 am ]
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:lol: Legsy kills me. xD
Author:  ~Goldleaf~ [ July 9th, 2009, 1:18 pm ]
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:lol: Cheers guys! :-D

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EvenstarGirlie: logged on

MirkwoodPrince: ROFL ROFL Arwen <333 I can't believe you're online LOLZ!

EvenstarGirlie: Hey Legsy. I was hoping Aragorn would be online, but he never seems to want to talk to me.

MirkwoodPrince: Awwww lolz <33333

EvenstarGirlie: Do you think he still loves me?

MirkwoodPrince: ....
ROFL ROFL
<333 So sweet lolz!

EvenstarGirlie: You're not actually saying anything!!!

MirkwoodPrince: Wow lolz you're getting mad at me!!! How random is that? <3

EvenstarGirlie: logged off

<center> lol hey arwen u will never guess where i am i'm in moria and all these dead dwarf coprses are lying around ROFL ROFL and i just said "goblins" as if no one guessed already LOLZ how classic is that? i luv ya to bits xoxoxoxox luv forever mwah <3333333 </center>

<center> *Ring, ring*
"Yeaaahhhh? Legsy here, gorgeous elven prince and total stud muffin!"

"I want a word with you, pal."

"OMG OMG! Aragorn your girlfriend's on the phone-here I'll pass you over-"

"...um, thanks, Legolas. Ah, hi Arwen."

"ARAGORN! Where are you?"

"I'm in Moria. Look, it's a bad time, sweetheart, I'm really busy..."

"When are you coming back?"

"Look, I..."

"When?"

"I..."

"Please come back soon! I got tickets to Wicked!"

*Silence*

"He hung up on me!!!" </center>

<center> legsy when i get my hands on u i will kill u and rip out ur guts. there has to be a reason aragorn's not talkin to me and i blame u. see u in ur nightmares, baby
xoxoxx

LOL LOL ROFL how random is that?
luv ya arwen xoxoxo </center>
Author:  Nienna Anárion [ July 12th, 2009, 11:21 pm ]
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:laugh: :lol: :roflmao: :roll: :laughbounce:

Oh, that is so funny. Are you writing more?
Author:  ~Aranel~ [ July 16th, 2009, 6:31 pm ]
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:laugh: Hahahahahhahaaaa..I cant quit laughing, this is sooo great..I love it. :wave: Go Goldy!
Author:  ~Goldleaf~ [ July 17th, 2009, 12:56 pm ]
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Thanks, guys! :-D Here's some more...

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EvenstarGirlie: logged on

LadyofLight: Hi, dearie!

EvenstarGirlie: Granny!!! Hi, I haven't spoken to you in ages!!!

LadyofLight: Well sweetiepie, I've been busy. How're you doing, dear? Everything alright at home?

EvenstarGirlie: Well no, not really, Granny. You see... Aragorn's left me.

LadyofLight: Oh, my poor little cherub. You know dear, he is the destined king of Gondor, he was always going to have to go and face his destiny sometime.

EvenstarGirlie: Yes, I know that. I want him to become king of Gondor, so I can be queen. But he just doesn't seem to be including me in his plans. He never calls me.

LadyofLight: He's probably very busy.

EvenstarGirlie: Too busy to pay attention to ME???!!!

MirkwoodPrince: logged on

EvenstarGirlie: Bye, Granny... xxx
logged off

MirkwoodPrince: OMG! OMG OMG! GALADRIEL???!!! ROFL!!! <3

LadyofLight: Um... Legolas, dear. I saw you a few moments ago.

MirkwoodPrince: REALLY???!!! <3

LadyofLight: Yes. With the rest of the Fellowship. You were telling me how Gandalf was dead.

MirkwoodPrince: Well I don't remember any of that but hey!!! <3333 LOLZ!

<center> hey galadriel u will never guess where i am i'm in lothlorien looking sad and mopey hahahaha classic OMG hahahahahaa <33333 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx </center>

LadyofLight: logged off

MirkwoodPrince: Oh.
=( I'm sad now.
Author:  Llew [ July 18th, 2009, 10:32 pm ]
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Owned! Hehehe, that's pure awesomeness!
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