Dear Nazi Confederates,
You ARE double-losers.
Signed,
Common Man
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| Author: | Hanasian [ July 28th, 2017, 9:41 pm ] |
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Dear Pandora Radio, "Thanks" a lot for abandoning the Australian market without explanation. Nothing really replaces the niche you held... not Spotify, not Google Music, and not Apple music. If you needed a couple bucks more a month, I'd of happily paid it. But no. Not even an explanation why. Thanks for the two weeks notice. Signed, a paying Pandora subscriber |
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| Author: | Gersemi [ July 31st, 2017, 2:44 am ] |
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Dear drivers, Bicyclists are everywhere during the summer months. We now have one less brave fire fighter in this community thanks to you. Pay close attention will you! I saw a bunch of kids on their bikes ride past my place this afternoon and I worry enough for them. I would not be able to deal with a child being run down and killed. Signed, Worried about the townspeople. |
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| Author: | Hanasian [ August 15th, 2017, 11:44 pm ] |
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Dear Fruitbats, Thanks for not eating and pecking ALL the passionfruit on the vines on the fence. Signed, A guy who has managed to get a bowl of ripe ones. |
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| Author: | Gersemi [ August 16th, 2017, 12:06 am ] |
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Dear phone, I want to take a hammer and smash you into pieces! I have a very important voice message I need to double listen to, and you want to an @ss and not accept my password. I shouldn't have to enter it over 20 damn times and still be told to enter it again! Signed, Has important calls to make. |
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| Author: | Hanasian [ August 16th, 2017, 12:50 am ] |
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| Dear Nazi Confederates, You ARE double-losers. Signed, Common Man |
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| Author: | Evil.Shieldmaiden [ August 17th, 2017, 5:09 pm ] |
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Dear Sidewalk, Thank you for providing an uneven surface that I could trip on thereby falling flat on my face. The injuries were minimal ..... nah, nah, nah, nah. Better luck next time. Signed, Pedestrian |
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| Author: | Hanasian [ August 18th, 2017, 7:45 pm ] |
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Dear Oasis Surf Club, Try cooking your chicken parmigianas. Signed, A patron you tried to give salmonella to. |
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| Author: | Gersemi [ August 18th, 2017, 7:53 pm ] |
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Dear @$$hole, Deciding not to renew a lease to a business and not inform people that work in said business until the place is sold underneath their feet and they're left without a job with no warning is a very s****y thing to do and now I have two friends with no job and don't know where they are going to go from here. Signed, Concerned and pissed off. |
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| Author: | Hanasian [ August 19th, 2017, 2:47 am ] |
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Dear Concerned and Pissed Off, Sounds like said establishment assumed the lease would be renewed at the expiration of the previous lease. It's bad business practice 101 to go to the very end of a lease without a contingency plan when new lease is not negotiated before end of old one. It's $hitty business practice to do so and not inform employees the the lease is ending. I blame the business establishment for not running the business competently, not the property owner, for stuffing up people's lives. Signed, @nother @$$hole
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| Author: | Gandolorin [ August 19th, 2017, 12:49 pm ] |
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Dear squirrels, stop showing off with your warp-speed spirals up and down the trees while chasing each other. The poor local cats are getting whiplash and other traumas just trying to follow you visually, and don’t get me started on that hanging head-down from the trunks with your hind legs. That is a concept so alien to felidae life as to totally blow their minds, already addled by your showing off mentioned above. Balcony watcher with throwable edible stuff to help you regain your serenity. |
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| Author: | Hanasian [ August 19th, 2017, 6:59 pm ] |
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Dear Morning, You came too soon. Signed, Sleepy |
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| Author: | Gersemi [ September 23rd, 2017, 5:33 am ] |
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Dear noisy neighbor, Thank you for waking me up at 4:30am. It's now 5:30am and I cannot fall back to sleep cause I still friggin' hear you on the other side of my bedroom wall, crazy b***h. Why the hell are you and especially your kids awake and this hour and why do you must yell at them and discipline them at such an hour? Save it for the day light hours. I may be old fashioned, but I like to be sleeping at 4:30am; or at least should be. Signed, Tired, now let me sleep. |
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| Author: | Hanasian [ February 6th, 2018, 5:10 am ] |
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Dear dinner, You were yummy! Signed, Dinner Eater. |
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| Author: | Evil.Shieldmaiden [ February 11th, 2018, 6:04 pm ] |
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Dear Memory, You forgot the damned dry cat food. Pet Owner |
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| Author: | Gersemi [ March 26th, 2018, 2:22 am ] |
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Dear landlord, If you are planning to send someone here for the 500th time this year to do a so-called "walk-through", don't send e-mails, I'm not going to get them, by law you are suppose to call. I've been ill and there was nothing like having someone just walk into my apartment without me knowing someone was coming, waking me and nearly scaring the sh*t out of me. I had my pocket knife in hand ready to do on the attack cause I thought someone had broken in! I was home alone and in a vulnerable state! This man I didn't know in my house could've attacked me or tried to rape me for all I knew! Signed, Tenant who's done with this sh*t. P.S. I got the e-mail a day later about your desired walk through. "We will call you to verify this." You never called! |
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| Author: | Evil.Shieldmaiden [ March 26th, 2018, 8:27 pm ] |
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Dear Canadian Government, We're already being gouged on gas prices, we don't need another price hike on April 1st. PoFI* *Pensioner on Fixed Income |
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