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| Author: | Hanasian [ February 27th, 2017, 6:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
What job would be the toughest one to do day after day in Middle Earth? I'll name a few:
There are lots of worst jobs I'm sure. Name a few! |
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| Author: | Evil.Shieldmaiden [ February 27th, 2017, 2:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
How about: - country club planner for the Dead Marshes site ... nothing but static from ecofriendlies; - fell beast stable hand and trainer; - Oliphaunt picker-upper; - chuck-wagon cook for Orcs on the move, especially since you have to pull the wagon by hand (the horses got eaten the first night); - Fëanor's tutor in languages and writing; and, I'm sure there are others. |
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| Author: | Jax Nova [ February 27th, 2017, 8:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
Lol I had to laugh at the lumberjack in Fangorn! Though, on yours Shieldmaiden I must admit... I think a fell beast trainer sounds fun. (assuming I COULD train them) And you already know my opinion on Feanor and languages....  Here are a few I can think of. -Maid in Moria.... I couldn't find my way around none the less CLEAN the whole thing! -Manning the signal fires between Rohan and Gondor... for who knows how long since they are almost NEVER used -Merry and Pippin's school teacher - |
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| Author: | Hanasian [ March 1st, 2017, 1:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
- Horn Polisher of Helms Deep - Gazebo washer of Imladris |
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| Author: | Evil.Shieldmaiden [ March 2nd, 2017, 7:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
- Orc nursery worker ... all those nappies  - Exterior building painter at Angband |
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| Author: | Hanasian [ March 3rd, 2017, 7:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
Gravedigger on the Barrow Downs Saurons Optomitrist |
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| Author: | Gersemi [ March 5th, 2017, 5:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
Anger management consultant for Fëanor and/or his sons. |
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| Author: | Hanasian [ March 5th, 2017, 5:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
Firefighter in Dorthonion |
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| Author: | Evil.Shieldmaiden [ March 5th, 2017, 2:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
Family counsellor to Fëanor, Fingolfin and Finarfin. |
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| Author: | Jax Nova [ March 5th, 2017, 5:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
Lol Some of these are just too funny to think about! Hm... how about undertaker in the dead marshes?? |
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| Author: | Hanasian [ March 5th, 2017, 6:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
Leafraker of Lorien |
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| Author: | Jax Nova [ March 5th, 2017, 6:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
Beard Braider or Erebor |
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| Author: | Evil.Shieldmaiden [ March 6th, 2017, 5:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
Cobweb duster in Shelob's Lair |
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| Author: | Hanasian [ March 6th, 2017, 6:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
Uruk Tailor |
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| Author: | Evil.Shieldmaiden [ March 7th, 2017, 2:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
Cat herder for Queen Berúthiel |
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| Author: | Hanasian [ March 11th, 2017, 8:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth |
Snowplow driver trying to keep the Redhorn Pass open in Winter. |
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