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 Post subject: REALLY funny Definitions!!! A must-see!
PostPosted: February 2nd, 2008, 3:41 pm 
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Okay, my friend sent me this, and I thought you all would like it!



ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.



BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.



CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.



CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.



DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.



MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.



RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.



SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.



SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.



TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.




TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.



YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.


Funny huh? Anyone else have any?

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:laugh: Those are hilarious! I don't have any, but thanks for sharing!

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Yeah, thanks.

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:teehee: those were great! lol Thanks for sharing them! Gee, I wish I had some to add...

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*giggles* I read a book once that was called something like Mordan day works. One I remember was like School: a place were people try and be cool. OR something like that.

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Lol, funny!

Oh, books, everyone! Alll of you should get a book called "Letters from Ebay", it's so funny!!!!

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great jokes!
..unfortunately I don´t have any that are equal to them

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I have one:

Homework- a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societys.

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 Post subject: Re: REALLY funny Definitions!!! A must-see!
PostPosted: March 3rd, 2008, 11:07 pm 
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[ c r y ] [ t a x i ] wrote:
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.


LOL like the name of the beauty parlor in Runaway Bride. Makes me laugh every time.

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Haha... those remind me of Ambrose Bierce, only more modern. Nice!

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I have a few, but none of them are as good as the first ones...

DELIBERATION, n.
The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.

DENTIST, n.
A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.

DIPLOMACY, n.
The patriotic art of lying for one's country.

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Hehehehe. Funny, funny!

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I found this somewhere:

" These are real words!

CLINCHPOOPER: Someone who is a complete slob.

WISTERPOOPER: A slap along side the head.

THENAN: The palm of the hand.

So...If you see someone who is a CLINCHPOOPER, you should WISTERPOOPER them with your THENAN! LOL!"

(I'm not sure if it's true or not, but I still find it funny.... wisterpooper! hahaha!)

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Oh! Oh! I got some funny definitions!!

CAR SICKNESS: The feeling you get when the car payment is due.

DERANGE: Where de buffalo roam.

ETERNITY: The last two minutes of a football game.

FANCY RESTAURANT: One that serves cold soup on purpose.

FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

GROCERY LIST:. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take
with you to the store.

I got some more but first does anybody want them? Cos it's a bit awkward if I go on and on and on but nobody actually wants to hear them or something... :)

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Lol, these are awesome! Unfortunately I don't have any to share.

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So.... anybody want more? :-D

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