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The Virtues of the Almighty Banana!
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Author:  Enyalië_Vandarya [ November 20th, 2005, 11:55 pm ]
Post subject:  The Virtues of the Almighty Banana!

I love bananas. Let's see how many virtues of the banana are, shall we?

1. They are soooo yellow!
2. Squishy
3. Yumminess
4. ...Umm..They're healthy, right?
5. I like this smiley :bye2:

Got any you can add?

Author:  Lúthien Star-Lover [ November 21st, 2005, 12:00 am ]
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i don't really like bananas... i eat them becuase they are heathy though

Author:  Elemmire [ November 21st, 2005, 3:32 am ]
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Now. we could of course list down the reasons if we wanted to....:) Here we go, aye?
1. They are good for peeling when one is bored.
2. They can be licked.
3. When licked, they won't melt in your hands. *glares at random food that would melt when licked*
4. They COULD be thrown at annoying friends.
5. *says in a shrek style* They have layers.
Hmm.

Author:  Celebwen [ November 21st, 2005, 5:56 am ]
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1- They refuse to burn, no matter how hard you try. :P (burn, as in go up in flames... :explode: )

2- They do not taste like cabbage. Not that I have any great dislike for cabbage....

3- They are yellow. Face it. Yellow rules. Especially when it comes in shades of green and brown.... *looks confused* I dont think that made very much sense.... ah well.

4- They come in bunches!

5- Bendy. Bendy is kewl. :bounce:

Author:  Antigone [ November 21st, 2005, 10:41 am ]
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^ :laugh:

1. They're not a computer virus.
2. They are bright and soft as baby's skin. :P
3. They are organic trash. [:D]
4. Someone sung about 'em like this; Ela banana, ela banana ...
5. They're not mentioned in LotR :'(

Author:  Idril Falastári [ November 21st, 2005, 12:52 pm ]
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for behold! the strawberry of deliciousness shall smite your banana of yucky squishiness! for strawerries are lovely and prettiful... and bananas are not...

Author:  Enyalië_Vandarya [ November 21st, 2005, 10:44 pm ]
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*GASP* You....You....HOW DARE YOU THWART THE ALMIGHTY BANANA?!!

~Bananas are prettier than strawberries
~Bananas are yummier than strawberries
~Bananas ROCK harder than bananas
~...Erm, strawberries. o.O

Author:  evenstar of mirkwood [ November 21st, 2005, 11:35 pm ]
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bananas are bent. That's cool. They're kinda like boomerangs.
They turn brown
They're spotty.

Author:  Celebwen [ November 22nd, 2005, 2:00 am ]
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Bananas are Bananas.
'tis as simple as that. No need for any of you to argue with me... as I, and my banana team, have officially won this arguement. :P

(Although, I do have to admit that strawberries are red. But that doesnt change the fact that bananas rule.)

Author:  Elemmire [ November 22nd, 2005, 3:00 am ]
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Naw strawberries are more delicious than bananas. But since I'm in a banana war and not in a strawberry one, I shall fight for the yellows. =D
Tata. Let's see what I can think of now.
1. Bananas have a unique name.
2. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Sounds kinda like Eric Bana, who is my all time favorite actor.
3. Eric BANA is a hottie! Which naturally makes banana one too!
4. Bananas make for interesting research.
5. Bananas are squeezable.
6. Bananas are for a specific animal group. :bounce:

Author:  evenstar of mirkwood [ November 24th, 2005, 3:02 am ]
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I have to agree with Elem's numbers 2&3

Author:  Antigone [ November 24th, 2005, 11:09 am ]
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1. Bananas are almighty.
2. Bananas are almighty.
3. Bananas are almighty.
4. Bananas are almighty.
5. Bananas rule!

Author:  daughterofkings [ November 25th, 2005, 4:12 pm ]
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-+-I don't like bananas but i like banana flavoured things
-+-yellow is such a happy color it makes bananas happy
-+- bananas are edile smiles that you can wear on your face
-+- after eating bananas you can laugh as people fall over the skin
-+- banana is an awesome word, cos you can go banananananana
-+- ananas is actually french for pineapple. Trufax.

why am i now thinking of the road that my hairdressers is on!?!?!?!?

Author:  Ororuthiel [ November 25th, 2005, 4:40 pm ]
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--Bananas can be squished into a pulp and thrown at people.
--Bananas have songs written about them. Strawberries don't.
--Bananas plot against the strawberries.
--Bananas will take over the world.

Author:  Celebwen [ November 25th, 2005, 8:28 pm ]
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'Strawberry Kisses', by Nikky Webster? But I've never actually heard that song, so I doubt its anygood.

But yeah. The penguins will stop the bananas. Although they dont want to rule the world themselves, they dont exactly want anyone else to have power. :P

Quote:
-+- ananas is actually french for pineapple. Trufax.


Really? Thats kewl. The indonesian for pinapple is 'nanas'. So maybe pineapples are really bananas in disguise...

Author:  Lady Dark Moon [ November 25th, 2005, 10:30 pm ]
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bananas AND strawberries will rule the world. along with penguins, and llamas, and ducks, and ostriches, and ninja turtles, and this guy named Raistlin in this book I'm obsessed about...

what have you people got against strawberries?

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