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| Author: | ~Shieldmaiden~ [ December 6th, 2005, 8:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | 101 ways to annoy your favorite bad guy |
1. Darth Vader- Replace his O2 tank with helium. (squeaky voice) I am your father... 2. Barbossa - Politely ask him if he realizes his bones are showing. 3. Sauron - First ask him why he made a ring that slips off so easily, then ask him who he's married to. Your turn, everyone. Just pick up where the last post left off. 
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| Author: | Kitoky [ December 6th, 2005, 10:24 pm ] |
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Sauron: Well...it isn't my fault the guy cut off my finger! Snape -- "Bother, bother, bother, bother!" Snape -- "I'll show you mine if you show me yours.  "
Snape -- "Do you use conditioner?" Snape -- "Do you wear a robe much like a priest for the irony?" Snape -- "I love your name!" |
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| Author: | Antigone [ December 7th, 2005, 9:44 am ] |
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Snape: "Aaah ... I'm so glad you love it! Cool, innit?" To the White Witch: "Hey, bella, how's your world doin'?" |
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| Author: | ErulissëEnethNîn [ December 7th, 2005, 10:45 am ] |
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I'm guessing I'm on #12 then... 12. Walk up to your favorite villain, point and giggle hysterically and then just walk away. |
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| Author: | Ororuthiel [ December 7th, 2005, 11:58 am ] |
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13. Saruman--"Where did you get your nails done?" 14. Voldemort--Ask him if he's ever had a girlfriend. |
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| Author: | Antigone [ December 7th, 2005, 12:37 pm ] |
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#14 - 
15. You tell Sauron he's cute. |
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| Author: | ~Shieldmaiden~ [ December 7th, 2005, 12:50 pm ] |
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16. Green Goblin- tell him that green isn't really his color and suggest that pink might look better. |
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| Author: | Curunìr [ December 7th, 2005, 12:56 pm ] |
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17. Saruman: "You know it could have been wise to over look the situation at Helms deep and not sit in your tower all that time without suspecting an attack from the ents that you did clearly annoy...." |
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| Author: | Antigone [ December 7th, 2005, 1:04 pm ] |
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#18. Voldie ~ "Ya see, I have nightmares all the time. Can you please help me?" |
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| Author: | hermioneismytwin06 [ December 7th, 2005, 2:27 pm ] |
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19. Karkaroff (from Harry Potter 4) -- You tell him that his accent is totally hot. (It'll only make sense if you have seen the movie) |
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| Author: | Antigone [ December 7th, 2005, 4:10 pm ] |
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Bad women count? xD 20. Bella Lestrange - Ciao, belissima! Whatcha doin, havin' a shower? I tell ya, Azkaban makes people look cool ... Demmies are totally hot - didja meet any good guys there? |
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| Author: | Ororuthiel [ December 7th, 2005, 6:11 pm ] |
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21. Draco Malfoy -- "Exactly how much hair gel did you use to get those ever-fashionable *cough* curtains?" 22. Dr. Octavius -- "Got any spare arms I could borrow?" 23. Voldemort -- "Awww, has ickle-Voldy-woldy-cootchie-coo got in a ickle stwess about nasty Hawwy Potty?" 24. Gollum -- "Would you ever give your ring to your girlfriend and marry her?" 25. Ethan [Lost] -- "Got a spare gun?" |
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| Author: | Eldarwen [ December 7th, 2005, 6:17 pm ] |
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26, White Wicth- Ask her how much it costs for one of her stone scupltures. |
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| Author: | hermioneismytwin06 [ December 7th, 2005, 7:19 pm ] |
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27. Barbossa-- "So, Barbossa, d'ya think you could hook me up with a few of those coins, know what I mean? *wink wink* " 28. Draco Malfoy - "Hey Draco, seen any WHITE FERRETS lately?" 29. Snape - "Yo, Professor Snape, 'sup! Turned into anyone's grandma recently?" |
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| Author: | evenstar of mirkwood [ December 7th, 2005, 7:21 pm ] |
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27. Ask Sauron if he needs Visine 28. (read this somewhere) get a spotlight and swing it around from Barad-dur, and when Sauron confronts you, tell him you were just helping since he only has one eye. (cracks me up!) |
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| Author: | Haldir Ithillen [ December 7th, 2005, 7:27 pm ] |
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Snape - "Bother" or "Alas! A cornucopia of LOVE!!" |
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