I think it's absolute idiocy. I am known as "The girl who HATES forwards and bulliten's and ESPECIALLY surveys."
Eheh. But I get revenge on them all.
I spamm my friends. Here is something I wrote a while back, mocking spam.
Oh, and by the way, why I'm addressing this boy as my grandson is a looooooong story... so yeah.
To my darling grandson: I'm too tired to tell you stories tonight. I've been working outside all day (for real) and
I feel like a alluminum robot who's been sitting in a 8-day rainshower, and then stuck in a coldish, moldy cave for... uh... around 3 years.
But, I am gonna spam you... because I feel like it.
What exactly is spam? Well spam is a nonsensical email promoting a ridiculous website in a stupid way. That oughta be easy enough.
Let's talk about spam. Spam has so much fat, that it clogs your throat and makes insane people give there right side of the immunal heart for payment. In all reality we see that spam is a great asset to the destruction of mankind, and the downward slope of procrastin-evolution. These evolutional changes bring about a great yearning in the hearts of men for spam, which upon doing they shed their socks like a snake does its fur. Furthermore, we hold to that fact that spam has Dr. Suess as a benefactor, which blatantly improves the existense of that disgusting algae. however, it does not redeem it completely from its fatty ferocities.
We must all support spam, in order not to offend the honorable Dr Seuss, but secretly become haters of spam. We will form a spam haters club, called the SSS. Secret Spam Slanderers. You must join today, or a million green goblins will invade your head tomorrow.
Now make a wish.
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Keep wishing!!!!
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Are you really sure this is what you want to wish for?
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No, not little grey ponies, we're all out of those.
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Not true love either, we're out of those too.
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There! Your wish will come true if you send me a million dollars and your soul immidiately.
WHAT!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????
You didn't make a wish!?!?!
You will wake up tomorrow morning and find thatyour feet have shrunk to a girlish size, doom on you. And every book you read will leave you with millions of paper cuts. MMU|OAJAL.
If you do not forward this to at least 582 people on you contact list in the next 2 seconds... you r true love will run away and steal your grey pony.
{Am I spamming good? Are you aggrevated yet?)
Now! Go to
http://www.thinkgardner.com/ and buy all the items in our mermaid hairware store.
DO IT NOOOOOOOOOW.
To end our discussion (lovely discussion) on spam, we conclude that it is the most sdisgusting stuff ever, not only ruins your body, but nulls your brain while you're creating it.
Yeah.
*insert lots more spam here*
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I actually changed my sig. Wow.
