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25 ways to get yourself sent to a Mental Institution.
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Author:  Galasriniel [ May 29th, 2006, 9:50 am ]
Post subject:  25 ways to get yourself sent to a Mental Institution.
25 ways to get yourself sent to a Mental Institution:
1. Whenever you see your neighbours, shout, "The dead are arising!".
2. Whenever it starts raining, tell everyone it's the Apoclypse.
3. Tell everyone that dissecting bananas is wrong.
4. Whenever you hear the word 'Superman', jump out of a window.
5. Propose to a bush.
6. Weep when the bush doesn't answer and start to attack it.
7. Flirt with a lampost.
8. Whenever you go past a postbox, look inside to check that no one is trapped inside.
9. You tell everyone that you think that Carebears II is a horror movie.
10. Whenever watching a frightening horror movie, you always feel sorry for the villian and scream for hours on end if they get hurt.
11. You're starting to believe that carrots bleed acid.
12. Tell your friends that Einstien was actually a Martian who wanted to discover where toothpaste came from.
13. You believe that you are immune to fire.
14. Whenever someone calls you a 'freak' or 'weirdo', you gnaw on their nose until it bleeds heavily.
15. Start to speak like Gollum 24/7.
16. On Halloween, dress up as a rabbit and climb on to people's roofs so you can slide down their chimneys.
17. Name your left big toe Rudolph because it tastes like popcorn.
18. Name yourself 'Anti-Socks'.
19. Gain a phobia of having Peanut Butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.
20. Every Tuesday is 'kill a puppy' night.
21. You believe that France is out to get you.
22. You tell everyone that you divorced your favourite celebrity.
23. Shave your eyebrows off so people find it harder to know your emotions
24. You take this list seriously.
25. And finally, you do everything on this list because you want to.
Author:  Antigone [ May 29th, 2006, 9:56 am ]
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:laugh:

That´s awesome! You could add "be an emo kid", though. :P
Author:  Galasriniel [ May 29th, 2006, 9:59 am ]
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:P Emo's ain't strange... much.... :blink:
Author:  pirateoftherings [ May 29th, 2006, 10:14 am ]
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I have another one...

26. Run around Wal-Mart wearing a Darth Vader mask or a Knights of Ni helmet and fight with lightsabers while yelling at the top of your lungs

(two of my friends actually did that, and they didn't even get kicked out!)
Author:  daughterofkings [ May 29th, 2006, 12:16 pm ]
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cool list!

there is a girl at my colllege who has shaved off her eyebrows and drawn them back on with pencil - she looks constantly surprised all the time now xD

I hug lamposts, does that count as 7? *is scared*
Author:  Captain Jack [ May 29th, 2006, 2:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 25 ways to get yourself sent to a Mental Institution.
Nocturne wrote:
21. You believe that France is out to get you.


I think France is out to get me.... >.>
Author:  Taurquende [ May 29th, 2006, 5:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 25 ways to get yourself sent to a Mental Institution.
Nocturne wrote:
25 ways to get yourself sent to a Mental Institution:

19. Gain a phobia of having Peanut Butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.


There seriously is a name for that. It's called Arachibutyrophobia! I love the random things you can find on the internet! :-D

SUPERMAN!! *jumps out of window*
Author:  Galadhrim_arrow [ May 29th, 2006, 5:54 pm ]
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Whoa. :laughbounce: :laugh: :lol: :roflmao: I have really done about a third of this stuff already.
Author:  Jax Nova [ May 29th, 2006, 6:53 pm ]
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This is stinking awesome!!!! I would SOOO do some of those if my mom wouldn't kill me for it!!
Author:  Galadhrim_arrow [ May 29th, 2006, 11:23 pm ]
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Ah, yes. Then you have to consider parents...
Author:  Sidawethiel [ May 30th, 2006, 1:23 am ]
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Ha going off of the walmart one:

Run around walmart with a plunger and going up to strangers plunging them...:p

Some of my friends did that :P Crazy....
Author:  Ms.Gamgee [ May 30th, 2006, 1:45 am ]
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hahaha, this is funny..i think i'll do the bush one. =)
Author:  Celebwen [ May 30th, 2006, 4:01 am ]
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:laugh: That is so funny! Between me and my friends we've probably done half of them. :P But then again, I'm always surprised they didn't lock our class up...
Flirting with lamposts is a regular for one of my friends... as is going on dates with her lipgloss. :P
Author:  Galasriniel [ May 30th, 2006, 1:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 25 ways to get yourself sent to a Mental Institution.
Taurquende wrote:
Nocturne wrote:
25 ways to get yourself sent to a Mental Institution:

19. Gain a phobia of having Peanut Butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.


There seriously is a name for that. It's called Arachibutyrophobia! I love the random things you can find on the internet! :-D


That's why I put it on the list :P
Author:  MontanaBohemian [ May 30th, 2006, 1:10 pm ]
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Man, those are AWESOME. Not that I need a reason to be sent to an institution. Sida can vouch for me, I plan on admitting myself. :D Unless I'm sent there beforehand...then I'm screwed. :P
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