here you go, this story is quite bizarre, but really funny. i've changed names of the characters. and there are some character that i have added that Elijah Wood has played in the past like Huckleberry Fin... -whichi i've changed the name of.lol. Elijah stars in it himself too. so enjoy and i hope you have a laugh... if not then nevermind.
It was a sunlit afternoon in the Sheerdrop, and Elijah and me were having a picnic in the forest. It wasn’t like most forests where every time it was hot, midges would come flying around your head. It was lovely and quiet with a frequent bird or two.
“So,” I started, “This is your secret spot,”
“Yeah, I always come here when I want to think.” Said Elijah, “But, this time I just want to come here to have a peaceful picnic with you,”
“Aah, that’s nice,” I said.
“You know Emily, I really like you,” said Elijah.
“Yeah I know. I like you too. You’re a good friend.” I said,
“So are you. But I don’t think you get what I’m trying to say.” said Elijah. At this point I was beginning to get anxious. ‘I knew this day would come,’ I thought.
“Well, I really like you, Emily.” Started Elijah, “I know you’ve got this thing for Fro-up, but he isn’t even human his a Hobiscuit.”
“What are you talking about?” I asked, “I like Fro-up despite him being 3"6! And if you’re thinking that I could do better by going out with you, you’re very wrong. when I’m with Fro-up, its different.”
“Course its different, he’s smaller. How do you and him to make out? Get him to stand on a box?” said Elijah.
“Enough of the sarcasm!” I shouted as I was starting to get angry.
Suddenly, we heard my friend Sarah scream.
“Help!” she cried.
“We’ll talk about this later.” Said Elijah and we both got up and ran to see what Sarah was screaming about. When we found her she was hanging upside down from a tree by a piece of rope tied round her foot.
“Get me down! Get me down!” Cried Sarah.
Elijah laughed, “How did you get into that mess?” he asked and dropped to the floor in stitches.
“Stop it!” cried Sarah desperate, “Please get me down! That little rascal Chuckup-berry did this,” Just then, there came a giggle from up in the tree and out dropped Chuckup-berry Chin himself! “Ha, ha! Gotcha!” he said and laughed.
“That is not amusing, Chuckup!” said Sarah, “Get me down, this instant!”
“But…” started Chuckup.
“Just do as she says before she pops,” said Elijah.
“Yeah, when she’s angry, you better stay out of her way!” I said.
“Ok,” said Chuckup. He untied the rope and Sarah dropped to the floor head first in a pile of leaves.
Sarah got up and brushed her clothes, “Right, you little rascal, your dead!” she said and started to chase Chuckup round the tree.
Chuckup screamed like hell.
“What on Middle-earth is going on?” said a posh voice from behind me. I turned round and looked about, then I looked down and there was little Fro-up.
“Oh, hello Fro-up, we’re watching Sarah chase Chuckup round the tree! It is so funny!” I said.
“Oh, is it now?” said Fro-up not the least bit amused.
“Oh, lighten up, Fro-up! What’s wrong with you today?” I said. “I’ve got an idea! Let us all play a delightful game called Truth or dare!”
“Oh I say, what a good idea,” said Fro-up, “But, alas, it is about to rain, where are we to go and play this delightful game of yours, Emily?”
“How about your tree house?” I Suggested.
“Ooh, la dee da! That sounds grand! Let us go now, shall we?” asked Fro-up.
“Hey dude! You have a tree house?” asked Elijah,
“Why, of course I have a tree house you silly nincompoop!” Said Fro-up. “I just finished building it,”
“Awesome!” said Elijah.
“Hey, what about me?” asked Chuckup who came running up to them with Sarah still on his tail.
“Ok you two, you can stop chasing one another now.” I said. “We are to go to Fro-up’s tree house and play Truth or dare,”
“Cool!” said Chuckup, “But does she have to come?” he said pointing at Sarah.
“Yes, ” I said.
“Come on, follow me!” said Fro-up and he lead the way.
We came to a clearing in the woods where a huge Mallorn tree stood. It had a spiral stairway going all the way up. Right at the top was a cute little house with a proper door, which was a beautiful pea green.
“I thought Hobiscuits didn’t like trees,” said Sarah,
“Well this Hobiscuit does!” said Fro-up and raced up the steps.
We got to the top and went through the pea green door. Inside was really big compared to the outside.
There was a little fireplace and little beanbags set out for all of us.
“So, who’s going to start?” asked Chuckup.
“I will,” said Elijah. “I choose Emily.”
“I knew he was going to pick her,” whispered Sarah to Chuckup.
“Truth or dare?” Asked Elijah.
“Dare!” I said eagerly.
“Ooh, acting all brave today are you?” said Elijah, “I dare you to go kiss Fro-uo!”
“God that’s childish! But ok!” I said. So I got up and went towards Frodo and gave him quick peck on the lips.
“So is it my turn now?” I asked.
“Yeah,” said Elijah.
“OK, I choose Elijah,” I said.
“Hey, you can’t keep picking each other!” cried Chuckup.
“We’re not,” I said, “Truth or dare?”
“Truth,” said Elijah.
“Do you have any grudges against anyone in the Sheerdrop? Or do you fancy anyone in the Sheerdrop?” I Asked
“Well I might fancy someone… but I’m not saying if she’s in this room or not,” said Elijah.
My eyebrows began to raise, “Ok then. Don’t tell me who, but tell me what you think about her.”
“No way! That’s personal,” said Elijah.
“Come on! Tell me!” I said.
“Well,” started Elijah sounding and looking a bit awkward, “When you look in her eyes, and she’s looking back in yours, everything’s not quite normal, because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time and you kind of feel excited and at the same time terrified."
He looked at me with his big blue eyes and smiled, butterflies filled my stomach and I started to feel a little guilty for what I said at the picnic.
“Wow, you really think that about her?” I asked.
“Yeah, something like that,” said Elijah.
“Ok choose someone else to dare now, but not me!” I said
“Ok, I choose Fro-up,” said Elijah. Fro-up looked really nervous.
“Truth or dare?” asked Elijah.
“I don’t know, “ said Fro-up, “But I think dare,”
“Great!” said Elijah, “I dare you to…do a moony at Emily!”
“Oh no he won’t!” I said going red.
“Oh, come on! You’re always saying how lovely Fro-up’s Hobiscuit butt is!” said Elijah.
“What?” cried Fro-up looking embarrassed and angry at the same time.
“Oh shut up! I never said anything of the sort!” I said innocently.
“ You told us last night in the Green Crackon pub, you were so out of it though, no wonder you cant remember!” said Elijah
“Ok fine, I’ll do it,” said Fro-up. My jaw literally dropped open. “It’s no big deal,” he said.
“Oh my…” I gasped. when he had finished he went back to his sitting spot not looking the least bit bothered.
“Well, what did you think of his butt people?” asked Elijah.
“We weren’t looking!” Said Sarah. Elijah went red.
“It’s your turn now Fro,” said Chuckup.
“Ok,” said Fro-up, “ I choose you, Chuckup,”
“Yes!” Said Chuckup excited.
“Truth or dare?” asked Fro-up.
“Dare!” cried Chuckup.
“I dare you to kiss Sarah!” said Fro-up.
“No way!” shouted Chuckup.
“Flippin’ eck Chuckup! You were keen and eager 3 seconds ago!” I said.
“I’m not making out with her!” said Chuckup. “And if Slam Grungee finds out I’m dead meat!”
“Ok then, just kiss her on the cheek!” said Fro-up.
“Ok,” said Chuckup solemnly. He leaned over to Sarah whose eyes were tightly shut and she was cringing so much she looked like a wrinkled up peach. He gave her a tiny peck on the cheek then he got up and spat out the window.
“You are so crawl!” said Fro-up. “Slam would have jumped at the chance,”
“yes well I’m not Slam am I?” said Chuckup.
“Well, put on a few pounds and take up gardening as a hobby and you’ll be Sarah’s ideal match!” joked Elijah.
“Just for saying that I choose you,” said Chuckup. “Truth or dare?”
“Truth,” said Elijah,
“Hey, you picked truth last time! You have to choose dare!” said Chuckup.
“Ok, dare,” said Elijah.
“I dare Elijah to pee out the window!” said Chuckup and burst out laughing. The rest followed.
“That is so childish,” said Elijah, “Anyone could pee out the window,”
“Not everyone,” Chuck-up said.
“But that’s too easy,” said Elijah.
“Ok then, I’ll make it harder,” said Chuckup. “Pee in Farmer Crabs garden!”
Everyone laughed and laughed.
“Fine,” said Elijah, “I’ll do it, I like a challenge!”
I was worried, “You do know he could skin you alive if he catches you!” I said.
“No, it’s when you steal his crops,” said Elijah, “But, who knows what he could do if he catches me peeing!”
“That will be the fun part!” said Chuckup, “Watching him chase you while your trying to pull up your pants!”
“Come on! Lets go!” said Fro-up.
Will Elijah get caught? Or will he back out? To be continued....