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Chase a couple hearts, we could leave 'em in shreds
Meet me in the gutter, make the devil your friend
Just remember what I said, cause it isn't over yet

Get.Lost.In.The.Dark.To.Find.Yourself
-sig by Loafers-

Haha, this club cracks me up. We can either discuss something for ten pages, or we can have eight million conversations going on at once, without really talking about anything.

And yes, we are still talking about mascots. I'm going Dalek penguins.

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Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!

Im going insane baby seals with Dalekt Pen-Guins on their backs. But interbreeding is just... Intermittent xDDD

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By Goldstrike

The tiny nazgûl is baaack!

Well, my computer hasn't beeing very good to me...also I have a job now, so not much of time. But I'll stay loyal to all of you, of course.

LONG LIVE THE NAZGÛL!!!!

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Come to the Dark Side...we have Jim Moriarty

Extra post:

The longest welcome-speech I have ever written in my whole life. I hope I have left noone out...if I have...please PM me (you can also write me a mail under p.gollum@aon.at) and you'll get a welcome-message soon. I only took the ones now who joined after me. But as I said, if you joined before my arrival to Mount Doon, you will get your message if you contact us...um...me...no...us...? Forget it...anyway...We swear...by the precious...

Greetings and welcome

Haldir o Lórien, Amoniel, Treebeard, Lady Erana, TrueNarnian, Findëmaxa, Vengeance, Lalaithnindil, LadyOfRohan, Silme Din, Aerandir, Ravennë, ElenyaAr-Feiniel, Sarien, Idril Falastári, Shadowfax'sLastStand, Fencing Maiden, Telpeath, DarkPalantir, Caoilfhionn, bow_and_arrow, Meltithenniel, littleManwathiel, Slickman_G, Spectre

Well, first of all welcome to the club. Though I have not been here for a long time, I am gollum, the tiny nazgûl and welcomondator of the Nazgûl Club.

The Rules:

- having fun
- throwing hobbits and other non-nazgûl things into Mount Doom (especially those eagles...they are going on my nerves...)
- obey Witchy and do anything what he wants. (unless he has become crazy)
- find that Ring (and keep it for ourselves...because Nazgûl are the real rulers of the world, not Sauron)
- DO NOT EVER dicuss the word "undead"

And now probably the most important one:

Stay loyal to the Nazgûl and nothing is going to happen to you (well...if you don't count being thrown into Mt. Doom, get your cookies eaten, get your fell beast thrown into Mt. Doom...well...nothing to worry about, just the normal life...well...okay...not life of a Nazgûl...)

So, again a loud screech and welcome to the Nazgûl club!!!! *SCRREEEECH!!!!*

Now you have your own fell beast, your own horse and your own cool black cape...( and who needs those elven-cloaks if he can have a cool black cape?)

If you have any questions, feel free to leave me alone. I know as less as you!

The Tiny Nazgûl - Welcomondator of the NC

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Come to the Dark Side...we have Jim Moriarty

I remember the welcoming speeches, they were weird.

*eats hobbits*
toasty.

Hmm.... weird but appreciated.

*nibbles on gollum13*



I guess i can say that i am part of the Co-force of Evil Posting! I am of the Force of the Evil Smilies :smile: and PD is the Force of the Evil Text ! Together, we create all that is evil in a post!


Though i was yelled at cause i used way too many smiilies in a single post (refer to older posts) but alas, i will continue to use alot of them forever

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*lightning strikes as he feeds his fell beasts those nasty hobbits!*

*Paints Gondor [s]pink[/s] Orange (whats more evil!}

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Annoying-Amount-of-Smileys Nazgul
Co-Force of Evil Posting

-stares at Tel- Wow... That was seriously interesting dahling

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By Goldstrike

Well, i am a interesting nazgul after all

*munchies on Hobbitzes*

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Annoying-Amount-of-Smileys Nazgul
Co-Force of Evil Posting

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Chase a couple hearts, we could leave 'em in shreds
Meet me in the gutter, make the devil your friend
Just remember what I said, cause it isn't over yet

Get.Lost.In.The.Dark.To.Find.Yourself
-sig by Loafers-

^Don't eat me! I'm nottt.... edibblblele!!!

*runs*

*throws hobbit bombs*

hehe...yes...I know you all like my welcome-speeches, right? *stands behind you threatening you with a morgul blade* you do like them...right? Don't say anything wrong now...

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Come to the Dark Side...we have Jim Moriarty

-sits and munched on PD- Its been a while since I Cally munched. And you honey need some mustard

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By Goldstrike

Oh my goodness, WHY am I not a member of all this Nazgulness???? Hmm? Well then, I simply must join the club.
*munches on smilies and then spits them back out* agh, those smilies do have their bad side I guess...they don't taste so good. *sighs and nibbles some more*

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^Sig set made by me. PM for requests.

"I am he [she =P] that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death."

WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!!

*fireball spit*

^^^^^Remember when I ate your crown! and i puked it up half digested!?!?!? That was epic.

Aerlinny, get used to it. We only get worse.